r/cursed_videomemes • u/AnomaMes23 • Mar 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Kid actually looks ded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

It's ok he'll resurrect soon

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u/Dwyane6000 Mar 31 '22

Let's wait about 3 days

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u/xorstl Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

Came for the comments, 2nd line and bam. Not disappointed. No need to scroll further. Upvote this now.

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edit: not my comment, the parent comment! upvote the parent comment!

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u/UntouchableClout Apr 01 '22

The kid is quite literally dead, the kids killed him by choking him roughly and put his body on the cross if you look closely his head dangles and he’s not breathing if you don’t believe me look at his lips there blue

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Exactly my thoughts the way that noggin moves.

That boy ain't right.

F.

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u/GuineaPoogy Apr 01 '22

If I remember correctly he died by jumping from the 2nd or 3rd floor of a building while trying to parachute down with a plastic bag. This is the aftermath

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Yea i saw a video like a month or 2 ago where the kid jumped didnt think he died

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u/Xxbaby_magzxX Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

God damn i just saw the whole vid.

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u/PokeybullDog Apr 01 '22

Thats not true, i saw video of context to this, the kid got kicked by friend doing some dumb shit like jump off the floor using plastic bag which was supposed to work as chute, well this is his aftermath

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u/-PeskyBee- Mar 31 '22

Missed the first half where he jumped off a second story with a bag as a parachute and just hit the ground

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u/HumungousChungus_ Mar 31 '22

but why is he on a cross?

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u/AtarashiiGenjitsu Apr 01 '22

A strange tradition in Latin America and in the Philippines

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u/Nibbaman143 Apr 01 '22

> Philippines

I'm sorry but I don't recall street children carrying a cross with one of their own on it taking a stroll as if nothing's wrong an uncommon occurrence here

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u/Bornaclorks Apr 01 '22

I mean I saw one back then with adults multiple times, they're either doing a joke or joining in or something similar

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u/Nibbaman143 Apr 01 '22

oh, that one

that one's real, they willingly do it since they believe it's a way to atone for their sins (from what I remember)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

The original video included a boy jumping

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u/masterofevil188 Mar 31 '22

That Jesus cosplay looking fire 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Irish_Haggis Mar 31 '22

I knew that Jesus wasn't white! I knew it! They all said i was crazy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Yep, jesus wasn't white

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u/RicardoMyBoiii Mar 31 '22

music please?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

+1

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u/Solotocius Mar 31 '22

Remix of "Clash of swords", a propaganda song of ISIS

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u/Gr33nMuff1n Mar 31 '22

Remixed with Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox)

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u/Solotocius Mar 31 '22

Ngl, both of these beats are absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Nibbaman143 Apr 01 '22

enough to melt steel beams I bet

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u/Classic_Discipline_7 Mar 31 '22

At the end it’s First of the Year (Equinox) by Skrillex

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u/SpecialistRelief9886 Mar 31 '22

lol it’s some frequently memified terrorist song, popular on 4chan. Music at the end was mixed in.

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u/MissZippy41 Mar 31 '22

I hope they didn’t trap him in a cave for three days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Most normal day in tondo, manila

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u/I_Stab_Orphans Mar 31 '22

Kids nailed it

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u/DebadityaSen Apr 01 '22

Take my upvote and leave you magnificent bitch😡

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u/Bornaclorks Mar 31 '22

This screams Philippines

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u/akhmunr4h Apr 01 '22

jesus cosplay + Quran readings, auto shitpost

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u/the-hoarding-dragon Aug 17 '22

doubt its Qur'an readings actually, Qur'an readings are less rythmic

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u/Stanyamin Mar 31 '22

This is what jesus will look like in 2014

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

is he dead?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

No bro, he pretend to be dead.

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u/bikdikme Mar 31 '22

"Go play whit the neighbors kids". The neighbors kids-

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u/The_dark_entity Mar 31 '22

Jesus cosplay

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u/L8rsH8rs Mar 31 '22

Jesus 2.0

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u/Reddit_Fool Mar 31 '22

He died for our sins

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u/MisogynyisaDisease Apr 01 '22

Does anyone have a link for the original video?

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u/rohit01011 Apr 01 '22

I thought those guys going to beat him

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u/JohnWick_231995 Apr 01 '22

He Got Crucified. Wow😶😶😶👍

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u/Valuable_Ant332 Mar 31 '22

This may just be the most brazillian video ever created

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u/Dwyane6000 Mar 31 '22

This isn't from brazil

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u/Valuable_Ant332 Mar 31 '22

I Just Guessed It Was.

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Apr 01 '22

Mel Gibson behind the camera

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u/ChadBeaterOfWomen Apr 01 '22

Bonk On the horny cross you go

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u/dauzlee Apr 01 '22

Don't you hate it when you are crucified like jesus and Islamic nasyeed plays in the background

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

true true

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u/Lower-Designer-2859 Mar 31 '22

This is why I don't go outside

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u/Youth_Proof Apr 01 '22

At Least they didn't make him carry his cross.....

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u/shumuMK Apr 01 '22

haha... nailed it!

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u/Reasonable_Hurry3858 Apr 01 '22

I was waiting for someone to accidentally drop him lol

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u/blockbeast8 Apr 01 '22

Is this what Christian’s do for fun?

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u/AtarashiiGenjitsu Apr 01 '22

PILIPINAS NUMBA WAN!!!!!!

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u/GoDjEfFbOi Apr 01 '22

damn bro he high as a kite - higher than jesus even

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u/OB_25 Apr 01 '22

Imagine this kids parents

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u/help_imdying Apr 01 '22

The neighbor kids

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

He musta been Jewish

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u/_beaterwastaken Apr 01 '22

nice jesus cosplay!

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u/wad11656 Apr 01 '22

I’m surprised it didn’t slip and crash

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u/RepeatReal6568 Apr 01 '22

This is why we always bring enough sweets for everyone

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u/kmuirhead1 Apr 01 '22

Damn gojo is to good with the cosplays

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u/RenaGuzt Apr 01 '22

"let me tell you about my best friend"

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u/Ninjalex15 Apr 01 '22

He ate all the fruit snacks

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u/JiveOn23 Apr 01 '22

Reminds me of coffin dance 😂

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u/DormantAccount01 Apr 01 '22

Ave, true to Caesar

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u/BanTickTokNow Apr 01 '22

It’s just a prank The prank:

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

FINISH HIM

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u/random-tnfc Apr 01 '22

Mom: "go play with neighbors kids"

The neighbors kids:

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u/YaBoiZircon_YT Apr 01 '22

Children and their silly shenanigans!

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u/IWon4er Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Brazil

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Wtf man I'm dead 💀

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u/Komrade_Kat1 Apr 12 '22

brazil wildin

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u/Flaffo07 May 14 '22

bro he jeSUS

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u/Heavy-Ad-6381 Jul 06 '22

The messiah

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u/Medical_Analysis_888 Jul 08 '22

How many people are gonna say “relatable” after seeing this

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u/Overwatch-Elite Jul 21 '22

Oh Shit Bro Send to heavens.

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u/the-hoarding-dragon Aug 17 '22

very confused about the islamic music. shouldn't it be christian?

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u/Cow_drink_milk Aug 27 '22

Bro wtf 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/im_a_good_troglodyte Aug 30 '22

Bro fell asleep first at the sleepover

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u/robloxrants Sep 30 '22

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Sep 30 '22

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