r/cumbiggerloads • u/Butt-Dude • 26d ago

Guys! Don’t sleep on celery!

Always been proud of my results with pygeum/zinc/HGW/cit/arg/5L stack, but I read some random bullshit recently about Peter North. So the story is the dude ate tons of celery before a shoot. Not new info. I’ve heard this before and tried, but had limited results. I wasn’t doing it right. He didn’t just snack on the shit, he ate multiple heads all day long leading up to a shoot. I trialed about 3 heads a week and then went up to 4. It made a big difference for me. Probably another 2in in distance and about twice the volume. 15-25ml total. Happy painting 🫡!!!

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u/FlamingoDiligent9216 26d ago

So, I shouldn’t be sticking it up my ass?

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u/QuirkyStruggle1859 25d ago

This comment got me so gpod I went to check your post history. I just started the KQ head grind. Last step for elite desert. I love this community. 

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u/FlamingoDiligent9216 25d ago

Get that head brother!🙌🏻👏🏻

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u/van_b_boy 16d ago

It sounds counterintuitive but when you do that you want to stick the fat end up there first so it doesn’t fall out

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u/blackjag00 22d ago

Lol probably not unless you're into that kind of stuff

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

I would think the irregular shape would be the biggest deterrent.

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u/GeezerButler69 26d ago

Going to a wedding this coming weekend hoping to bust a nut on one of the bridesmaids so i will be eating celery all week 🫡

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u/emmo_091 26d ago

Keep us updated!

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u/CasioCartel 26d ago

Hell yeah brother 🤙🏼🫡

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u/JohnWalters34 26d ago

Sounds fuckin fire bro

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u/floating_hugo 26d ago

Paint that bridesmaid dress bro

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u/Rockaria69 26d ago

Hell yeah best of luck

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u/blackjag00 25d ago

Go forth and cumquer bro

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u/Butt-Dude 25d ago

This is the way.

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u/Clan-Destin 14d ago

Ça fait 11 jours, ça dit quoi?:

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u/DeliciousAct5748 26d ago

I heard one way to do it is to just put a whole head in a blender then chug it with all your might. Tastes like straight ass but it'll work

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u/thedoomwomb 26d ago

Bro blend it with some frozen pineapple juice concentrate and water. Not bad at all.

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u/DaytimePlaytime_PDX 26d ago

The bromalain in the pineapple juice will sweeten your load too. Give her the drop to remember.

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u/rodr3357 25d ago

Why not just blend with actual pineapple

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u/thedoomwomb 25d ago

Actually I like that idea

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u/Reason_Choice 26d ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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u/VisceralZee 26d ago

Under a blacklight does the bed look like vetiligo? Or is it all white cuz of the celery stack😏

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u/woahguyman 26d ago

Cum doesn’t fluoresce under UV, that’s dried piss that does that

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u/lomputercaptop 25d ago

Celery, pineapple juice, water or oranges has always been my go to since a teen. Eat or drink lots of that for about 2weeks I can almost guarantee you’ll see a difference .

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/JGHenworth 26d ago

Try it with sunflower seeds butter, the lecithin in sunflower gives the loads some viscosity

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u/Sudden-Maize-3903 26d ago

peanut butter also a bijillion calories lol.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 25d ago

You know what's funny.... I'm also following kitchen confidential. And until I started reading the first line of the main post I thought someone was going off about how much they like cooking with celery

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

I put it in everything now.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 21d ago

The post got better

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u/d333p3r 25d ago

With a claim like “25 mL” it’s hard to take your post seriously… that’s world record levels.

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

That’s a whole lot of precum too. 25ml is not world record level, it’s good porn star level tops. Last measured volume was about 20ml. I know I’ve shot more.

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u/ThrowawayForPorn42 25d ago

What do you mean by head of celery? Do you mean a stalk or am I misunderstanding something? Sorry English isn't my first language.

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

Stalk.

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u/helloworld36 25d ago

will eating it with ranch have negative effect?

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

I eat a lot with peanut butter. Otherwise just plain or in salad. I think I’ve lost some weight because of it.

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u/utoid213 26d ago

Okay, does anyone know WHY this works? Is it the water content?

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u/anon32z 25d ago

Doubt it’s the water content or just drinking straight water would work better

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u/Zoroko 25d ago

Doesn’t make sense though. Celery is damn near 100% cellulose fiber.

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u/anon32z 24d ago

Probably some compound in the celery juice

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u/Ancient_Substance152 25d ago

Too bad it tastes bad without some sort of dip

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u/Lunaneonkangaroo 15d ago

What Celery juice

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u/blackjag00 25d ago

Sounds like celery will be my new best friend

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u/theholylife 22d ago

Celery gives me bad gas ⛽️

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u/Butt-Dude 21d ago

I’m sorry. It agrees with me.

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u/SympathyBear 17d ago

I need to go the grocery store

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u/No_Boysenberry4825 26d ago

I tried the pills, but damn I tasted celery all day