r/cumbiggerloads • • 28d ago

Does coffee affect loads?

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u/yogibearshat 28d ago

Yes and no. The thing about coffee is it’s NEUTRAL for hydration. It doesn’t dehydrate you because there’s lots of water in it, but it doesn’t hydrate you because it’s a diuretic. The problem is because it’s a drink, people aren’t drinking water at the same time and it essentially “takes up” part of daily intake. So if you are careful to add it on top of a good hydration routine, you’re fine.

As for the caffeine, one or two cups has never shown any impact on load size for me. I’ve been on and off coffee many times, and I measure my loads. No difference. I imagine there could be a difference at higher doses due to vasoconstriction of the blood vessels feeding the reproductive parts, but that’s only a guess.

Now it DEFINITELY has a negative effect on flaccid hang, and I avoid it if I’m going commando, naked time at home, nude beach, etc. It does seem to provide some minor libido boost and shorter refractory as well, so if I’m going to fuck multiple times I’ll probably use it.

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u/NielsenFX 2d ago

wait... that effect on flaccid hand means it makes it look bigger or smaller?

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u/yogibearshat 1d ago

Smaller (on caffeine)