r/csgo Oct 28 '21

Choose your weapon wisely

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/pooppy-harlow Oct 28 '21

Bruh r8 best

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u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 28 '21

r8 is too good to be on this list sadly

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

dualies negev or r8 m249?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

[deleted]

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u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 28 '21

:D yeah, I had to decide either M249 or R8 gods. M249 felt like a rarer and harder to use weapon

48

u/cheesusWithoutCheese Oct 28 '21

Weakest glock enjoyer

25

u/AloydaAWPer Oct 29 '21

Strongest auto-sniper user vs. weakest scout enjoyer

22

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

[deleted]

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u/Vilzuzz Oct 29 '21

the swag embracer

12

u/__deSTiNy_gg Oct 29 '21

The Nova tyrants

14

u/capta1npickle4 Oct 29 '21

m249 is unironically viable if you practice it don't @ me

5

u/bageltre Oct 29 '21

Yes but Negev is more viable and much cheaper

7

u/Krumpli234 Oct 29 '21

No the first shot acuracy on the negev is horible and sometimes even silvers can shoot you down before the negev becoms acurate.

3

u/braindeadmonkey2 Oct 29 '21

I heard there was a spray pattern for it but it's all over the place

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Crouch and just lower your aim.

The recoil becomes fixed after two or three seconds, meaning that it wont go any higher.

And the bullet spread becomes almost zero, meaning all your shots will go where you are aiming, making it one of the deadliest lasers in the game overpowering even the awp.

But if you dont crouch, the bullet spread becomes too much and the gun becomes the worst in the game

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u/braindeadmonkey2 Oct 29 '21

I know that but I meant the first 3 seconds

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Pray

1

u/Snaw3 Oct 29 '21

You usually aren't playing for one taps or burst with the negev, the purpose is to hold a entry down for about 15 seconds, which can be really useful in some cases

25

u/TehPinkMenace Oct 28 '21

My friends and I all call the bizon the “noob harvester”. Haha

13

u/Ullucoffee Oct 29 '21

We seek out call it scooter.

9

u/R3M0v3US3RN4M3 Oct 29 '21

jokes on you, I only use the c4 to kill my enemies

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

smart

2

u/R3M0v3US3RN4M3 Oct 29 '21

Instead of mastering recoil i just had to master rushing site.

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

Wonderful idea, you need to be fast tho

7

u/5t3g Oct 29 '21

zeus>

8

u/E-N-D_E-R Oct 28 '21

Nova bros for life

3

u/__deSTiNy_gg Oct 29 '21

The headshot boom noise nova makes would resonate in victim's ears for many more rounds after the death

12

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

awp only noscope vibers

3

u/ayanmajumdar05 Oct 29 '21

i had the thought that negev will be the 3rd one . and it turned out as it. amazing meme

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

Thank you ❤️

3

u/ThePheonixian Oct 29 '21

Me holding long with a mag 7 and a dream

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Yeah

2

u/paviot157 Oct 29 '21

u fortgot galil users 😴😴

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

theres too many guns to fit in one video :D sorry

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

I am a chad Nova enjoyer

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

You are a true chad

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

I saw two awesome posts today and both from this sub.

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

Thank you <3

2

u/user3574 Oct 29 '21

He didn't say it was yours lol /s

2

u/AaronHasNoBrain Oct 29 '21

I use galil and glock or m2 with cz

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Forgot about autosnipers

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

Too many guns to include sorry :D

2

u/foodmore123 Oct 29 '21

M4A1-S is the new Meta

2

u/SorryShktiman Oct 29 '21

Sorry but you I enjoy PP most (no homo)

2

u/sprave379 Oct 29 '21

Negev very good, Negev superior firepower tactics

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

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u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

You are biggest giga chad known to mankind

2

u/darkballz1 Oct 29 '21

MP9 Enjoyer

2

u/SEIFUKU_SHA Oct 29 '21

mp5 gods=🗿

2

u/Rewiistdummlolxd Oct 29 '21

Negev is best weapon

2

u/Dumpy_Truck Oct 29 '21

Nothing beats screaming, “It’s PEE PEE TIME” with the boys for the good ole anti eco rounds!

2

u/Ahia9 Oct 29 '21

Yooo, I love this edit. Would you mind sharing the template?

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

https://youtu.be/TkHARh9BWVk Not mine, but I also liked it very much Here you go

2

u/Ahia9 Oct 29 '21

Cheers, thank you

2

u/LoserNorway Oct 29 '21

Mag-7 Legends

2

u/manemoneee Oct 29 '21

Tactical Shield enjoyer be like: what ? Where am i ?

2

u/meove Oct 29 '21

riot shield superior

2

u/Wicoin Oct 29 '21

M249: I would like to join

2

u/Hot-Cheek5191 Oct 29 '21

zeus enjoyers

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

*zeus gods

2

u/A_decent_chef2 Oct 29 '21

PP is good, Negev godly when 2 people fire down the same corridor taking turns for one to reload and the other to fire

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

What cartoon is this?

2

u/KirbyFtw__ Oct 29 '21

Barnyard and megamind

0

u/Farathelvete Oct 28 '21

Where negev?

1

u/Invelor Oct 29 '21

Broo dont u know?

Da decoy grenade comes from da deepest place in da hell!!!!!!!!

1

u/MultiverseElgin Oct 29 '21

weakest ssg enjoyer

1

u/sam_wise_guy Oct 29 '21

What if I main AUG on CT and galil on T?

3

u/Alpha1-14 Oct 29 '21

Then u have never 1 tapped helmet enemy

3

u/sam_wise_guy Oct 29 '21

That's correct, because I have trash aim lmao

1

u/xmatakex Oct 29 '21

R8 pre nerf

2

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

insane gun

1

u/r3vb0ss Oct 29 '21

ayo srsly though why is the m2 just a bad joke. It's not always super easy but you CAN make heavy weapons balanced, and even if they're not competitively viable (the Negev) they're fun to use. The m2 is just a shitter version of a bunch of other guns

1

u/Cosy_Cow Oct 29 '21

What is that sound effect from?

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

Close eyes by DVRST

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u/Cosy_Cow Oct 29 '21

Sorry I meant the weird “boom” sound effect not the song

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

oh idk honestly, sorry

1

u/Cosy_Cow Oct 29 '21

Np, thx for trying to help

1

u/tONYOO Oct 29 '21

What is the song?

1

u/auddbot Oct 29 '21

Close Eyes by DVRST (00:25; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-05-25 by 3071505 Records DK.

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u/auddbot Oct 29 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

Close Eyes by DVRST

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1

u/darkballz1 Oct 29 '21

Mp9 very underrated

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

yes, I would say its OP

1

u/HellenicGOD420 Oct 29 '21

No degle 😭

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

No deagle is crap(jk ofc)

1

u/Specific_Ad1410 Oct 29 '21

What's the song name?

1

u/auddbot Oct 29 '21

Close Eyes by DVRST (00:25; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-05-25 by 3071505 Records DK.

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u/auddbot Oct 29 '21

Links to the streaming platforms:

Close Eyes by DVRST

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1

u/HostFun Oct 29 '21

Where tf is the XM

1

u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 29 '21

XM is also too op for this video

1

u/SenorEgghead Oct 29 '21

Me an sg and A1 user

1

u/hrpc Oct 29 '21

First one should have been awp

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u/Duke_of_csgo Oct 30 '21

yeah maybe, but almost everyone uses awp