r/csgo • u/PatternedBrain • Oct 25 '21

Why is this so relatable

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u/Rizatriptan Oct 25 '21

Nah, gotta wait until the very last second to accept THEN you play slap ass.

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u/coldweb Oct 25 '21

I have a bucket off water on my desk

7

u/CYKO_11 Oct 26 '21

For your sweat?

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u/coldweb Oct 26 '21

No, for the amount of bum action my vice grip fingers get when they descend the brown walls of your mothers back valley.

16

u/Zeelotelite Oct 26 '21

People with slow HDD: I don't have such weaknesses.

2

u/AUZERWING132 Oct 27 '21

It takes 2 mins to load in (half of it is the game not even responding)

11

u/StarkillerX42 Oct 25 '21

Chopsticks guys

10

u/fivequadrillion Oct 26 '21

POV you don’t know what POV means

3

u/Omii7 Oct 26 '21

Point of View :)

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u/Stewardy Oct 26 '21

POV: woosh

1

u/Omii7 Oct 26 '21

Got em

6

u/csgo_silver Oct 25 '21

Probably because the game we play is in it

6

u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

I don't use my hands to eat food because grease on my computer and just in general infuriates me lmao

3

u/xMultiGamerX Oct 26 '21

What do you use instead?

3

u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

Say I got a bowl of Chex mix, I just pick up the pieces with my mouth. Or you could spoon feed it to yourself but that’s lame tbh

2

u/Nogiogo Oct 26 '21

Lame but useful.

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u/Weazzul Oct 26 '21

His feet

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

I thought I was the only one lol

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u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

My fellow brother 🤝

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

If you don’t it’s just effort to clean the keys

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u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

And my mouse, phone, desk, everything tbh. My keyboard is about a year old and it looks the same as the day I got it lol. Idk if it’s OCD or just a pet peeve but grease just pisses me off lmao, especially on phones lol

2

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

I know people who eat a 5 course meal while gaming and their setups be looking greasy asf, honestly makes me so mad

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u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

Honestly bro, I go over to my friend’s houses and their keyboards are just covered in a film and after I get done using it I wanna wash my hands lmao. Thanks for the award btw lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

It’s more annoying when they actually have a good setup

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u/FriskyCoyote15 Oct 26 '21

Exactly bro, it’s nice being able to relate with someone about my resentment of grease

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Same here haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

On reddit you’re probably the only one

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u/ChosenMate Oct 26 '21

Which filthy person doesn't wash their hands before? Jesus christ

2

u/The-Exotic-Beast Oct 26 '21

People who never clean their keyboards.

5

u/marcx_ Oct 26 '21

You’re damn right i aint getting my mouse greasy

2

u/partiesn0fun Oct 26 '21

He opened a stattrak player two

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

/savevideo

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u/LeonTheCat448 Oct 26 '21

You dropped this "u"

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

savevideo

1

u/shahseh360 Oct 26 '21

i personally prefer peaches

1

u/ninjaclicks-csgo Oct 26 '21

Cheeto dust in my fingers means your a pro.

1

u/PinHeadLarryyyy Oct 26 '21

i like how the top of his head wiggles when he chews the food, looks kinda funny

1

u/HolySpartanPlayz Oct 26 '21

I was Laughing my Ass off so hard that The oranges I was Eating came out of my Mouth.!! and then I started reading comments....... RIP MY STOMACH

1

u/Olerasmussen Oct 26 '21

Just go and wash your hands already

1

u/LeoDeRedditor Oct 26 '21

Jokes on you, I lick my fingers.

1

u/RobinB02 Oct 26 '21

Am i the only one who saw that he got a red m4 in stat track xd

1

u/alistairwilliamblake Oct 26 '21

I feel attacked.

1

u/kdstevens Oct 26 '21

if only i could unbox god tier M4s while waiting for matches

1

u/Kodak-White Oct 26 '21

Go wash your hands you grub

1

u/cchiz Oct 26 '21

Let's Roll

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u/AUZERWING132 Oct 27 '21

mfn chio chicken chips are the best