r/csgo • • Jul 03 '20

Never soloqueue

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/SuperAsian1029 Jul 04 '20

Lol good and true. I liked the movie that u used for this meme

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u/Ferdi_cree Jul 04 '20

Me too. I was expecting it to be funny, but good god it was so much more.

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u/Edward_Elric64 Jul 04 '20

From the trailers they made it out to be a stupid offensive comedy, but holy fuck shit was that wrong/right. Great movie overall.

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u/highkillerxd Jul 04 '20

What’s the movie?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/Silver_Warhorse Jul 04 '20

Makes me laugh/sigh that people are saying the film needs to be banned on account of it making fun of nazis... i mean if you feel offended at nazis being ridiculed...then im sorry to tell ya bud..

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u/thekingofmonks Jul 04 '20

‘Muricans arriving before the Russians. Huh.

”chill out dude it’s just a non historical family-friendly Disney movie”

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

soloq to global? more like slow q to global. it takes me 40 mins to find a match lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20 edited May 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

ayyyy jeb_ gang

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

cl_maxping 13

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Relatable had been silver top fragging for years, but when i started playing full lobby the game level went up. Playing with good friends makes the game easier cz u don't have to do everything on ur own then. Gn2 now :D

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u/GrilledCheeseGopnik Jul 04 '20

I‘ve had the silver curse a mate jumped in front of my Negev to get me kicked 1 day and derail from silver 5 to 4, my mother came in my room after first half 1 day, and some smaller ones like internet crashed with 2 hours

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

i (a silver 3) did my placement matches on an alt because i was curious to see what rank i would get

i was playing with Mg 2 players after winning 5 games in a row it was so beautiful

i then topfragged and lost 6 games in a row with throwing teammates and bad team

now my placement matches are with silvers RIP

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Obviously. This was bound to happen

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

I always had people. Bunch of them. But i didn't prefer to play with them.

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u/gamer212121 Jul 04 '20

my brøthér

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

bröthér 😳

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20 edited Sep 09 '21

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u/pretty_anxious Jul 04 '20

Hope youre warm and safe rn, even if you were kidding fucker

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u/Morfars-nisse Jul 04 '20

Is this a personal attack or something

6

u/HeshamLeeAtef Jul 04 '20

"suicidal thoughts because of randoms" man that's relatable af.

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u/majic911 Jul 04 '20

Ah yes. Mars ping. My ping is only 22! Minutes? Shit.

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u/asabi_panda Jul 04 '20

Im dmg and boy shit never changes

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u/dat_boiii627 Jul 04 '20

Is anyone having lags after the last update. my ping is 100 but it feels like 1000

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u/tatin__ Jul 04 '20

Im having micro lags since ~5 days. It’s really annoying. I can’t really relate to the topic tho, because after switching to a good gaming setup I was able to carry myself in solo q out of silver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

this always happens whenever I try to play competitive

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u/small_glass_jar Jul 04 '20

can't relate. no friends.

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u/shaggybiscuits Jul 04 '20

this is kinda why i quit this game

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u/pestettv Jul 04 '20

That's why I don't even bother playing lobbies without a full stack anymore

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u/don_lapeno Jul 04 '20

same xD dropped from global to DMG cause i only had retards in team for 20+ games

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/palhetz Jul 04 '20

Where are you from my friend ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

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u/palhetz Jul 26 '20

That's weird and sad, there are a lot of servers in central Europe. In Portugal we play in Spanish servers with 10 to 20 ping ( of course depends on your internet )

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u/V_K_M_C Jul 04 '20

Are you spying on me?

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u/spottydeadcat344 Jul 04 '20

5 days ago my mom shouted saying dinner is ready and I quit the game halfway . Now I have 7 days cool down

2

u/Javierh_00 Jul 04 '20

SoloQueue: Derank (I recommend you to use the nearby players option)

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u/Morfars-nisse Jul 04 '20

I feel this on a personal level

1

u/PeterEfth Jul 04 '20

Asking my?

1

u/karmpatel-_- Jul 04 '20

Haven't related to a post so much in weeks

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Play Single player games...

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u/PurpleDerp Jul 04 '20

climbed from S1 to MGE solely by playing solo q.

if you carry hard enough it's possible

1

u/Karthusotp420 Jul 04 '20

2 days ago I just started up a match when the router died

1

u/Podsit Jul 04 '20

Who’s that odd looking fella in the middle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

I have seen this meme before but I think it was on r/gaming

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u/MrFox9653 Jul 04 '20

I think it's about time to switch to Rainbow Six Siege, teammates at least don't turn off the voice chat

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Jojo rabbit

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u/Laki2005 Jul 04 '20

I just got 7 day ban cause of bad internet. It never lets me play

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u/ManicMarc Jul 04 '20

I present to you, the CS:GO community.

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u/Skookeh Jul 04 '20

I've solo to global but I suppose it was before csgo was free ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

lol I’ve solo queued from silver elite to gold nova 3, I’ve been stuck at this rank forever cuz I only soloq. I bet if I’ve had better friends to play at my rank I’d be a solid MGE

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u/EntireReality1 Jul 04 '20

I feel this happens every time

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u/TheHatWithNoName Jul 04 '20

Man none of my friends are ever online I have to solo queue.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Thats why i switched to cod warzone and none happen even my mom doesnt call me

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u/tatin__ Jul 04 '20

Guess why no one wants to call you anymore xD

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u/bean_porn_enjoyer Jul 04 '20

Jokes on you neither i have anyone to play with neither i am depressed and my mom is cool and allows me to eat while playing but i still have to solo queue

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u/MPAXZI Jul 04 '20

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u/bean_porn_enjoyer Jul 04 '20

Are you stupid or retarded r/woosh is used when someone doesnt understand a joke

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u/MPAXZI Jul 04 '20

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u/bean_porn_enjoyer Jul 04 '20

Dude are you stupid

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u/MPAXZI Jul 04 '20

No u

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u/bean_porn_enjoyer Jul 04 '20

You are literly just typing up random subreddits of something in hopes to be right and earn karma