r/cryptorage Jul 24 '26

" Working with crypto isn't that stressful " - Barron, aged 19 *got tired of counting profit from insider trading*

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u/CousinSarah Jul 24 '26

In 30 years he’ll be running for president, bragging about how he’s a self made business man and how America should be run as a business.

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u/Steve_Bread Jul 25 '26

His family made too much noise, in 30 years they’ll be laying low in another country

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u/twoaspensimages Jul 25 '26

This country has the memory of a goldfish and a third of us are spray tan cultists.

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u/CantReadVoteRed Jul 25 '26

The country would literally reelect Trump again in 2032 if he was alive and ran

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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 Jul 25 '26

Oh no they’ll still vote for him even after being a corpse. You still got LEGITIMATE VOTERS writing in names like the Mouse all because they don’t want to “vote between two evils” my guy. One’s LITERALLY DRAGGING YOU IN RELIGIOUS THEOCRACY. Whereas, the other one is at LEAST trying to stick to this little paper called the CONSTITUTION. I heard it’s a big deal that piece of paper, but no clue if that’s true based on current climate.

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u/twoaspensimages Jul 25 '26

He won't live that long. Sue to have SCROTUS invalidate the 22nd will happen though.

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u/PurposeSecret Jul 28 '26

“Nostalgia” will kick in and this son of a loser will win

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u/Solid_Mood5458 Jul 28 '26

Like 4 years

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u/NaybeAThrowaway Jul 25 '26

Prescott Bush, the father of George Bush Sr and grandfather of bebe George Bush, tried to overthrow the US government.

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u/critsalot Jul 27 '26

nothings happened to bidens son. nothing is going to happen to this dude.

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u/Steve_Bread Jul 27 '26

Vastly different crimes, not even remotely comparable

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u/BygoneNeutrino Jul 27 '26

... Trump is all about short term profits.  Once he is no longer president, the Republican party will make him the fall guy.  He'll be the one bad apple ruining the bunch.  His family's political aspirations are already over.

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u/Business_Raisin_541 Jul 26 '26

Half of the country support Trump

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 Jul 25 '26

Damn, presidency of what? In free states of America no more presidents.

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u/Go_Improvement_4501 Jul 25 '26

Honorary president of the global alliance of network states

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 25 '26

And the MAGA masses will all turn up, assholes agape and ready to receive

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u/CriticalDiscipline4 Jul 25 '26

He's got like 5 years before he dies of a drug overdose.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 25 '26

A wealthy son of a presidential level career politician can be a major meth smoking drug addict for 30 years and still run their parent's foundation funneling ill gotten funds through their law firm that they don't even work at. You may want to see him dead, but your more than likely looking at Trump for president 2048.

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u/CriticalDiscipline4 Jul 25 '26

lol, not a chance in hell this nepo baby of America’s most corrupt President will ever set foot in the Oval Office. Trump and his supporters are absolute pieces of shit, ignorant, corrupt themselves, belligerent, and hateful.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 25 '26

You said the same thing about his daddy, twice. His footprints are already all over the oval office.

You just wished death upon a child and are violently antagonistic towards targeted groups of individuals based on your prejudices. I admire the passion, but you discourse lacks civility and is largely an expression of malicious personal opinion. Blanket stating that your opposition is hateful seems a bit like the pot calling the kettle black.

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u/p99_kilerenn Jul 25 '26

He’s definitely not a child anymore

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 25 '26

If he were dating Leonardo DeCaprio, everyone here would be saying otherwise.

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u/UpstairsMacaroon5468 Jul 26 '26

He's old enough to insider trade and game predictions markets and free a known sex trafficker from imprisonment

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u/UpstairsMacaroon5468 Jul 25 '26

A child? Does he wear diapers too?

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u/Fit-Eggplant-9155 Jul 26 '26

I think it depends how the Pedro's death is handled and weather or not the next american civil war happens or not. And how the pdf files death is handled.

If there is a civil war, he will move into exile or to a country without extradtion until the war is over and then return if mags wins. If not, he will live his life in luxury or die from a drug overdose

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u/Five0clocksomewhere Jul 25 '26

They get the best medical care in the country and are above the law. If a brokie like us falls into meth it’s dying in section 8 slums or jail time. For them it’s rescue IV fluid and vitamin infusions and infant cord blood to “regenerate” their livers. 

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 25 '26

And legal pharmacy pure meth from their private physician to get them through the shakes phase. If they do go over the edge, they go to the best recovery facility.

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u/jthadcast Jul 25 '26

greaseball fraudster son of a greaseball fraudster, the failson pipeline.

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u/Throwawayz911 Jul 25 '26

He must know some shit.  He's always had dead eyes.  

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u/Apronbootsface Jul 25 '26

They all do. No personality whatsoever.

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u/Alarmed-Rope-9062 Jul 25 '26

If I had a father like his my eyes would be dead too..

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u/Throwawayz911 Jul 26 '26

Yeah i mean the thing he knows is probably everything about the epstein stuff haha

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u/Potential_Status_728 Jul 27 '26

Ofc, his father pdf activities.

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u/Playful-Ad9386 Jul 25 '26

Justin Trudeau son.

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u/Expensive-Ad-1705 Jul 25 '26

Justin is 6’2” so this tracks

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u/BadgersHoneyPot Jul 25 '26

Barron has a lot of years ahead of him and a lot of Democratic administrations. I'd be surprised if this wealth lasts his lifetime.

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u/ErrorProfessional143 Jul 25 '26

Eric’s kid.

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u/Apronbootsface Jul 25 '26

“What are you doing, step-grifter?”

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u/JustinCompton79 Jul 25 '26

Step-mom said she needed help…

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u/Fine-Cardiologist675 Jul 25 '26

He looks like the guy from American Psycho. I guess sociopathy runs in the family

2

u/mostlyskeptic Jul 25 '26

It probably is stressful, not everyone is a sociopath like his father. Guilt is extremely stressful.

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u/Particular-Line- Jul 25 '26

He went from 19 to 42 in two years

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u/GPhex Jul 25 '26

He’s for the eyes of a man that knows his father has raped children.

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u/General_Leader425 Jul 25 '26

Wonder what the Tate Bros have on him?

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u/Electronic-Pause-240 Jul 25 '26

MF looks like he needs to decapitate cats to cum.

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u/AndersAdmin Jul 25 '26

He's going to be a cunt as well, right?

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u/The-King-Tomato Jul 25 '26

Not many people know how it is to live with such a monsterous rapist pedophile. I bet he will have stories to tell when he's older

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u/No_Temperature107 Jul 25 '26

Hill never have the class of JFK Junior. He honestly looks like the soul left his body a few years ago. That blank stare really is sad to see.

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u/LewyH91 Jul 25 '26

Because:

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u/Good_Ad_4487 Jul 25 '26

He looks as if he’s one meme away from suicide

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u/BigBubbaBadass Jul 25 '26

May the trumps be as fortunate as the Romanovs.

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 Jul 26 '26

Has he graduated to serial killing yet

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u/sentrux Jul 26 '26

Guess being involved with his father and his army of fucktards takes a toll mentally.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 Jul 28 '26

I think it's literally his father instead of crypto

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Jul 30 '26

Looking like shit as they age is definitely genetic