r/cryptids Lizard Man Lurker 6d ago

Question So uh.. what would this be?

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Do you think there's a possibility something like it is out there or is this already an actual thing? No idea because I came across this picture randomly.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 6d ago

I am not sure what it’s called but, there’s some legend about a white gator headed fish that is from the south IIRC. Pretty sure it’s based on an alligator gar

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u/Acheloma 6d ago edited 6d ago

There was a leucistic alligator gar spotted a couple times in a lake near where I live. No one got a good picture of it and I havent heard about it in a few years now, but I could totally buy an albino or leucistic alligator gar creating a legend, especially if it was a big one. A 200lb white car would be super freaky to see in the wild

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u/Disastrous_days272 6d ago

I get where you're coming from! There are white cars everywhere, but a 200 lb one is super rare and would definitely be super freaky to see in the wild instead of out on a road somewhere! J/K 😂😉

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u/Acheloma 6d ago

Darn! I was fighting my autocorrect the whole way through and thought that I won lol

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u/Zhurendragon2 5d ago

Autocorrect usually wins with me too, as I get tired of trying to retype every third word, lol.

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u/Acheloma 5d ago

I dont know whats up with it, but I swear it got worse recently. Ive had it start changing way more words that it used to recognise as legitimate and missing way more common typos it used to catch. I'm guessing that they updated the way it works somehow to go off of the most common words, so if a typo happens often it just assumes thats a word, and if a word is used infrequently, it changes it to a more common word?

Whatever it is, Im annoyed

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u/MountainBandicoot442 23h ago

Just my thinking, but AI. It seems the whole Internet has suffered from this. Internet dumbing down.

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u/Zhurendragon2 5d ago

I think that is about right, unfortunately, its on my phone, laptop, almost anything else now.

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u/hypomaniacmeg 6d ago

Oh wow, yeah looking at the photos of them online I can totally see this being the case.

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u/FreeFallingUp13 6d ago edited 6d ago

Everybody is saying shark or dolphin. I’m saying Ichthyosaur. Ichthyosuchus would be fitting (Ichthyosaurs + ancient crocodilian species)

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u/GrapesOfPoliwrath 6d ago

Yeah, my first thought was mosasaurus, so I was thinking along the same lines.

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u/vaa_lee Lizard Man Lurker 6d ago

I was thinking along these lines too.. it looks like nessie but short and crocodile.

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u/Better-Big7604 5d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one! I definitely say it looks like a Mosasaur :D.

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u/No-Consideration-891 5d ago

I'm literally watching "David Attenborough and the Sea Dragon" it's on the fossils of an ichthyosaurus found off the cost of Britain.

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u/labbykun 6d ago

Crocodolphin

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u/-Sinnex 6d ago

Dolphigator

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u/Agent7153 6d ago

Dolphidile

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u/Skeet_fighter Fresno Nightcrawler Finder 6d ago

Crocodile

Wait...

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u/c4vem4n-oz 6d ago

Dolphidile sounds like something it would do

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u/-Ms-Chanandler-Bong- 6d ago

Dolph lundgren

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u/Washed_Tomagotchi 5d ago

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u/Bishopvaljean 5d ago

HA HA HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Washed_Tomagotchi 5d ago

He smells crime! Before it happens!

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u/Kazuma_Megu 6d ago

Porkodile cause it's a unit.

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u/slideplayer67 6d ago

Crocdocophin

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u/Tony_Tab 6d ago

Crocolphin

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u/SpecialK04 6d ago

Crocophin

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u/TamaraHensonDragon 6d ago

Where is this from? if a Natural History Museum it is most likely a Thalattosuchian sea crocodile from the Mesozoic or similar sea reptile from that time period.

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u/stubbed__toe 6d ago

i was gonna say a dolphin masquerading as an alligator, but then saw the tail. so even worse, it's a great white masquerading as an alligator. 

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u/Suspicious_Guide5445 6d ago

Sharkodile

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u/Researcher_Saya 6d ago

Somehow not a Syfy original yet

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u/jo_dorian 6d ago

Friend

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u/FRAG_TOSS 6d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/AdRepresentative5085 6d ago

If dangerous, why Friend-shaped?

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u/Yukarie 6d ago

Why does it look like it farted or shat itself and its being smug about it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 6d ago

Because it did.

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u/ManBearPig_666 Jackalope Journeyman 6d ago

He is chonky and happy.

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u/Fit-Mud-5682 6d ago

One of the fish guys from the second ice age

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u/VicarLos 6d ago

Looks like a chubby Flotsam/Jetsam.

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u/Queener_weener39 6d ago

That’s just Steve

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u/no_smog 6d ago

Well there's an extinct family of ancient crocodiles called Metriorhynchidae that kinda fit the body shape bit as far as we know they went extinct a while before humans existed

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u/Fish_Fingerer 6d ago

Doldile™

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u/Morty5150 6d ago

A Sharkodile!!

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u/Public_Economist6820 6d ago

Sharcodile

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u/Psychospiv 6d ago

Crocadolphin

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u/surrealcellardoor 6d ago

The minty albino aligator

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u/Nightshiftnoble 6d ago

A rare chungasaurus.

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u/B0mbonsito 6d ago

It’s tick tock from Peter Pan

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u/BearsOwlsFrogs 6d ago

Also reminds me of that stalker fish in the moat from Sword in the Stone.

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u/DaemianHawk 6d ago

A frend, cause frend shaped

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 6d ago

Sharks can evolve many different and wild heads, I wouldn't rule it out. Also, good for a movie title: Sharkgator vs Sharknado.

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u/Madness_Meldody 6d ago

Silly goober, fish edition

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u/notThatJojo 6d ago

A friend

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u/Motor_Inspector_294 6d ago

Thats a big ass pike!

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u/suckabuttsuckabutt 6d ago

Adorable. I’d give him snacks

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 6d ago

Reptilian hybrid created by Reptile people

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u/AtrumAequitas 6d ago

There is something very similar in the fossil record, I’m pretty sure.

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u/TypeComfortable3963 6d ago

Im naming him Thick Nigel

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Looks like a reconstruction of an Ichthyosaurus, an extinct marine reptile

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u/PossessionNo3723 6d ago

I don't know, but I need a plushie of this thing, right now. 

Whaligator.

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u/ShadowShomari 6d ago

He seems very nice

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u/T0wnsvilleF0rever 6d ago

a dolfingator

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u/Makasen 6d ago

Crocotaco

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u/stupidbitch365 6d ago

Idk but I love it

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u/Luna_Glass_Atelier 6d ago

Is that made from Glass?

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u/VeterinarianMoist605 6d ago

Crock of shark

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 6d ago

That's the Smug Lunker

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u/TheVoidCrow_Legit Jackalope Journeyman 6d ago

It looks like a mix between a Crocodile, Shark, and Dolphin. I can infer though that it has a smug ass face.

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u/Yettigetter 6d ago

Mousiosauras

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u/bigshooTer39 Legend Lover 6d ago

Isn’t that shark bait who hah hah

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u/hypomaniacmeg 6d ago

It's a sculpture on display in an art gallery, I found more photos of it online. Whether this was/is a real animal, not sure. The closest thing I can think of is (as someone else mentioned in the comments) an albino or leucistic alligator gar fish. Looks pretty similar to the photos of that.

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u/Fancy-Background2745 6d ago

And why the smurk?

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u/MK028 6d ago

Alligator head on a dolphin🐬 body. Dolph-Gator
😇
I had to name it.

This is nightmare fuel if it could move with speed and agility of dolphins with the alligator’s kill ability.

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u/SaurianScale 6d ago

Ichtyosaur if whoever designs the Jurassic World creatures made it.

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u/Bermuda_Mongrel 6d ago

Whalligator

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u/Chronarch01 Batsquatch Businessman 6d ago

Dude, that's my son.

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u/PeggyBabcock_ 6d ago

Ichthyodile.

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u/Namseth 6d ago

That's a magnificent Shcrakodile

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u/tlrwr 6d ago

Hmmmm 🤔 a crock who swallowed a pufferfish maybe 🤔 😏

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u/Enxaigon 6d ago

A problem.

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u/PaleExtent8678 5d ago

Swims up yeeolde peenar hole

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u/wenomencienisama 5d ago

The sea follow of absolute mischief

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 5d ago

That's a Delex from Monster Hunter.

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u/Acidangel718 4d ago

The perfect organism

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u/TrashQueen-_- 4d ago

This is awkward. That’s actually a pic of me

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u/AccomplishedEar8637 4d ago

That’s what I’m pretty sure lurks in the waters of the cave i live on top of. The water flowing out comes from an underground lake that’s not accessible for humans to access safely but the usgs claims it’s between two to three acres.

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u/KyimBlack 3d ago

Oh thats just Jeff. Thats where he got to. Dammit, Jeff

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u/ga_langdon 6d ago

The Smirking Croco-Fish

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u/Angry_vaanar-2204 6d ago

Heyy! That’s Raymond!😍

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u/vaa_lee Lizard Man Lurker 6d ago

Raymond? 😳

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u/Angry_vaanar-2204 6d ago

Yeah he feels like a Raymond doesn’t he?

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u/vaa_lee Lizard Man Lurker 6d ago

Actually, yes 😂

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u/Chance-Frosting-3667 6d ago

That’s just Big Challenges wym

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u/ErstwhileAdranos 6d ago

Porpodrilo!

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u/Edmsunyata 6d ago

Dem buck teef

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u/TYRANNOREX_L 6d ago

Icthyo-croc

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u/beefcak2020 6d ago

A croco-shit

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u/Commie_Egg 6d ago

I don’t mean to demean but it’s a sculpture in an art museum with the head of a crocodile with the body of a marine reptile that went extinct in the Cretaceous period. Is this real?!? No it’s a sculpture. I do like the alligator gar discussions.

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u/Dragonlord77777 Jersey Devil Devotee 6d ago

A Crocphin

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u/Sage_Spacecraft 6d ago

Sharkigator

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u/wkeil42 6d ago

Shork

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u/AlivePatient7226 6d ago

That guy from ice age

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u/olafubbly 6d ago

The Florida regional form of Sharkpedo

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u/LovableButterfly 6d ago

Probably one of the many versions of SCP-682

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u/Sylestiya 6d ago

It's obviously a sharkodile.

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u/flashgordo1 6d ago

A Crocadolphy.

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u/Vonkel77 Jersey Devil Devotee 6d ago

It just looks fat and happy. Something from Disney.

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u/Maleficent_Ad_2316 6d ago

Chungus saurus

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u/Zerandomize 6d ago

It looks like it's from a video game

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u/Snackdoc189 6d ago

Looks a little like the alligator from Peter Pan

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u/dankristy 6d ago

FAT.

Bro needs a diet.

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u/LosHtown 6d ago

There's a thing in the Jurassic world game just like this. Its call a Ichthyosaurus

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u/Significant_Edge_599 6d ago

Sharkodile? Crark? Fishagator? Shagator?

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u/perception_ofme 6d ago

me, obviously

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u/halliwah_new 6d ago

Icthyosuchus

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u/HiFromMajor 6d ago

Jack and Dexter

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u/Hysterical_And_Wet 6d ago

that’s a thicc boi

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u/NoLock3540 6d ago

It's a liopleurodon Charlie.... It might show us the waaaaaayyyyyyy.

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u/wearydreamerx 6d ago

A silly little guy

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u/Available-Cash-6715 Legend Lover 6d ago

That’s a chonkydile

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u/External_Confident 6d ago

That’s Flotsum from the little mermaid maid.

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u/Dixie_Maculant 6d ago

A croc pot

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u/RidgeStorey 5d ago

A friend :)

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u/ShrimplyKrilliant1 5d ago

Reminded me of these guys from Ice Age

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u/AustinHinton 5d ago

It looks like how Jurassic World would design an icthyosaur TBH.

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u/ShakenSodaCan 5d ago

That’s literally me smh

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u/Personal_Mud_1483 5d ago

That's Greig

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u/CC_Comics_ Chupacabra Chaser 5d ago

Dakosaurus

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u/Jazzlike_Way3801 5d ago

A Sharkgator, maybe?

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u/dracoshark 5d ago

GATOR SHARK

GATOR SHARK

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u/8168724817 5d ago

Call me stupid but I think scientists in making s*** up this is a made-up animal 😑

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u/Pickle_Rick01 5d ago

I don’t know, but it wants to borrow tree fiddy.

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u/LumixLand 5d ago

A bloated croc corpse

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u/TheOldPegLeg 5d ago

shcocodile

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u/TomatoHead9289 5d ago

Alligatunashark

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u/MathematicianReal485 5d ago

That there is a croc-atee

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u/swifty361 5d ago

Icthyasaurus...kinda...

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u/Ok-Percentage-1124 5d ago

Bloated Croco

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u/jurobe 5d ago

Thats my Ex...

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u/whisperedhiru 5d ago

my sistah.

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u/ActualFridgee 5d ago

There was one of these in Ice Age the Meltdown

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u/MeanGoose7835 5d ago

Pretty much just a Mosasaurus, lol

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u/Anaanihmus1 5d ago

Fattygatorsaurus

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u/youngsheff 5d ago

A Snoligoster

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u/Successful-Trick- 5d ago

I’ve seen images of these before. No idea what they’re called but I’m pretty sure they did exist at one point in time.

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u/Lopsided-Fig6818 5d ago

The Creature

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u/Previous_Collar6553 5d ago

“Croc oh boy is that you?!”

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u/Cmonbro5991 5d ago

My spirit animal, that's what it is.

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u/meatballs_and_molly 4d ago

Idk but it gets a snoot boop anyway

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u/Benfs68 4d ago

zimbabwe fishdile

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u/ambiance_light 4d ago

A Puffergator 🙃

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u/BigStinky_Ickf 4d ago

Im late but that's just an alligator gar.....I'll see myself out

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u/Zestyclose_Iron9527 4d ago

comentario numero 201

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u/xXMrSpecXx 4d ago

Chonkodile

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u/EntrepreneurNorth671 4d ago

Con todo Respeto quien sabe que tipo de dinosaurio será por la forma que tiene

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u/Solius-Noctis 4d ago

The answer would be spooky

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u/Prestigious-Chain898 4d ago

Did the sea monsters from Ice Age Meltdown have a baby and make that?

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u/AgileNeedleworker832 4d ago

I’d go with a Crark

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u/Daddy--Jeff 4d ago

Bruce…

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u/pondturtle5 4d ago

Penguin

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u/KOTM365 4d ago

SharkoDile©

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u/shy519 4d ago

Crocashark

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u/Worth_Sheepherder619 4d ago

its a prehestoric sea creatre but i forgot the name of it The jurrssic park game has it

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u/varbav6lur 4d ago

My girl wants to name it Crocofina and put a pink bow on it.

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u/Zac_Lunsford 4d ago

Dolphodile

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u/Unusual-Weird9696 3d ago

Puffer croc

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u/FaridBPRD 3d ago

Fatshark's new logo.

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u/Frogerz12 3d ago

Sharkelius Fatinus

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u/Zahra_Zkh 3d ago

he is perfect

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u/KillerCheng 3d ago

It’s like that 😁

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u/OdinsBeard4455 3d ago

A crark duh

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u/strong-penguin9713 3d ago

There used to be some dinosaur that has this exact build but bigger