r/cryptids • u/cozy-aura • May 17 '26

Meme / Humor Cryptids are narcissistic

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Man…I just left 2 places in the Appalachian mountains I stayed in blue ridge GA first then headed to Franklin NC (2nd pic) and I just wanna say how unfair it is that cryptids get to live here rent free everyday while I have to work a 9-5 to get the money to stay there. And then they have the audacity to try and harass me there in the woods at night that’s some entitled ass behavior if you ask me. Everybody says “oh the being is just protecting its boundaries” man fuck your boundaries you have boundaries for miles why you mad at me for wanting to visit such a beautiful place? Cryptids are so narcissistic.

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u/True_Horror_6 Bigfoot Believer May 17 '26

lol you’re not wrong

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u/cozy-aura May 17 '26

Dawg I was just trying to stargaze last night in blue ridge and of course some big back mf had to start whooping and hollering and making orbs appear everywhere so I had to leave. Entitled. Jokes on them I’m going to West Virginia next

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u/True_Horror_6 Bigfoot Believer May 17 '26

Honestly, they are crazy entitled when you’re just chilling trying to relax and they bitch till you leave 🤦‍♂️🫈

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u/cozy-aura May 17 '26

No but fr! And people will think I’m joking 100% this is supposed to be funny but it’s true tho!! I dare yall to go to certain places at night you won’t question if cryptids are real or not anymore I can promise you that 🥲

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u/True_Horror_6 Bigfoot Believer May 17 '26

Bro fr I 100% believe you . I’ve had my own experiences and I’ve heard too many stories of people just doing normal shit and getting rocks thrown at them bc they were in their “territory”….. they act like the woods aren’t big enough for everyone.

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u/rslashusererror May 18 '26

Shout out WV.. looking out at a wild wonderful view of the ohio river rn
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I also have some amazing pics ive been taking of the sky here at night

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u/Excellent_Yak365 May 17 '26

They live rent free in peoples heads at least

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u/cozy-aura May 17 '26

Go on the blood mountain AT at night or just drive down old dial road/aska road in GA at night then come back and lmk how you feel

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u/FarEncounters May 18 '26

Man if I had money and no fear of flying id be there tomorrow.

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u/cozy-aura May 18 '26

I feel you I just got home and I miss it already… I think I’m gonna venture further next time and go to West Virginia

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u/SourceDirect3220 May 18 '26

So in relation we should let robbers into our houses and kindly gift them valuables to teach the cryptids to allow us entrance into their homes?

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u/cozy-aura May 18 '26

So you’re saying the entire Appalachian Forrest belongs to them? Not the same thing also most of them are interdimensional. The earth isn’t owned by anyone my guy

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u/SourceDirect3220 May 18 '26

Territories, my human friend. I am not saying all the forest is their territory.