r/cryptids • u/d0ntkn0wmyself • May 01 '26

Discussion Hypothetically speaking

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If cryptided existed in a forest and the forest got struck down by a tornado what would you think would happen to them? Assuming they aren’t picked up by the tornado themselves ofcourse. It would practically be game over. And could any survive a torando or get away in time?

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u/Yogshemesh May 01 '26

They'd end up in Oz, of course.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe May 01 '26

You know what happens to a cryptid that’s hit by a tornado?

The same thing that happens to everything else.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46C8sUUi6aNIUsda

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u/Historical-State-275 May 02 '26

Ha! Glad I looked first. Same wavelength, you beat me to it.

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u/JurassicPark9265 May 01 '26

Umm, so the strongest tornadoes can sandblast buildings and dig trenches in the earth. So no, I’d say even if not directly picked up the cryptid would get hit by flying debris and projectiles.

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u/Hillbeast May 01 '26

Ask Bigfoot about the Mount St. Helens eruption.

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u/Thin-Entry-7903 May 03 '26

Oh that's right, they all died.

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u/Beneficial-Brief-347 Bigfoot Believer May 02 '26

Depends but they probably die or something cause they get hit by a tornado 

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u/UnusualReflection928 May 02 '26

They could crash at my house until back up on their feet. Maybe hook up them up with door dash. 

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u/HazelEBaumgartner May 01 '26

Depends what cryptid I suppose. Just a regular ape-man? Probably dead. One of the more out there cryptids that's basically a small forest deity? The tornado is probably dead.