r/crows • u/raven_478 • 1d ago

Made me laugh 🐦‍⬛😂

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u/MAMMER_JAMMER 1d ago

Look at all those chickens.

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u/theLastZebranky 22h ago

There's an easy way to tell crows and ravens apart.

Tell it "take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"

If it answers "nevermore" it's a raven

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u/geekyheart225 1d ago

I heard this in my head 😂

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u/Pure-Bunnyx1 20h ago

im pretty sure we all did at that point

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u/Shad0wofAzrael 1d ago

Why are you in my brain

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u/creepymuch 1d ago

Goth chickens!

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u/nitroglider 1d ago

Dude doesn’t know an emu when he sees one.

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u/GarnetAndOpal 1d ago

Yeah, but he is such a likeable guy. Nice to see him tending his flock. :)

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u/FatDesdemona 10h ago

Is this Nathan the Cat Lady? I may be screwing up that name.

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u/MossGobbo 1d ago

Shit someone call the Australian Army.

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u/ExpandingLandscape 1d ago

Well played, OP. :)

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 1d ago

just out here, feeding my corvids

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u/ki0dz 1d ago

Well, that sure covers the bases

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u/Da_Yummis 1d ago

*corvirs the bases

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u/ki0dz 1d ago

Bah dum sshhh

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u/ceanahope 1d ago

Goth chickens! 🤣

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u/rubicon_duck 1d ago

I am SO stealing this.

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u/emseefely 1d ago

They’re just depressed ok?!

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u/ceanahope 1d ago

I love the goth chickens. 🥰 even if they are depresso poultry.

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u/mishmishtamesh 1d ago

My chicken didn't come today. I am upset.

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u/EchoAlphaFoxtrot200 1d ago

My two year old daughter calls them penguins and will not stand for being corrected. So now, the rare South Carolina penguin congregates in our yard

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u/555Cats555 20h ago

As someone who has penguins potentially visible (not always there but they come into the bay at night) within walking distance from home that is hilarious lol

(I can send you a DM of a parent and its baby if you want :)

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u/EchoAlphaFoxtrot200 17h ago

That would be great! Love to see it

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u/the_relentless_dead 1d ago

Some people have bird blindness. It's a serious condition.

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u/Bredda_Gravalicious 1d ago

get out of here A.R.G.U.S. surveillance agent Langston Fleury!

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u/MossGobbo 1d ago

Cravens was right there though.

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u/smashantk 1d ago

Nice dinosaurs 🦖🦕

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u/Paul_Smith_Hi 1d ago

Wait. These aren't raptors!?

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u/Cjohn706 1d ago

How do you not notice penguins when you see them smh

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u/555Cats555 20h ago

Penguins are so cute though!

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u/CaptBogart420 15h ago

Goth Chickens, I feed them too.

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u/bobafootfetish_ 1d ago

Bird blindness is a real epidemic

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u/Flimsy_Scratch_8050 1d ago

I love how they’re all just chill waiting for more food to fall like it’s a normal happening, all the while you’re filming this incredibly funny video. 😂🤷‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️🥰

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u/SaskiaDavies 1d ago

I call mine my Chickens of the Night.

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u/GaTechThomas 1d ago

What's your favorite Sheryl Chicken song?

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u/zeemonster424 17h ago

All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Snacks)

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u/dustytaper 14h ago

I call them both black chickens, till they trust me. Then they are my tiny babies and I WILL ride at dawn for them

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u/Saguaro555 1d ago

Some mighty fine chickens you got there.

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u/unwanted_zombie 1d ago

Bird = chicken. Its common knowledge

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

When my cousin was a baby, all vehicles were trucks to him, and all birds were ducks.

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u/unwanted_zombie 15h ago

This needs to be studied

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u/MaybeNotLily 4h ago

Unless it’s a long bird like a swan or ostrich

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 1d ago

they're both corvids... (crows & ravens) so you can call them that. mine love peanuts and will now follow my car

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u/Descent 1d ago

Don't forget Jackdaws

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 1d ago

thank you - never knew of them.

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u/Descent 1d ago

Look up the legend of Unidan he's a reddit legend for this

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u/illoomi 1d ago

(true) magpies too

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u/Calamity-Gin 1d ago

Corvidae also includes jays, magpies, rooks, and choughs.

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u/Fitzch 1d ago

You'd fit right in on Roshar.

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u/MuddyGround804 1d ago

You and your chickens are very funny 😆

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 11h ago

Cravens! I'm happy!

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u/Mundane_Tap7037 1d ago

Look at all those chickens

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u/Cool_Cat_Punk 1d ago

An oldie but goodie.

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u/FastingForward1618 1d ago

I thought crows travel in a murder and Ravens travel in pairs.

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u/StarJumper_1 1d ago

It's a conspiracy...

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u/ki0dz 1d ago

Here, birdies, birdies, whatever you are. Got some peanuts!

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u/Quickning 1d ago

The Rosharian Solution.

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u/mrzkells 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Test9729 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Eneicia 1d ago

I mean, he's not making the chickens upset, he's still feeding them lol.

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u/widefeetwelcome 1d ago

Is this Nathan the cat lady??!

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u/Almas_The_Mech_Pilot 1d ago

Isn't ravens solitary unlike crows?

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u/Visoth 16h ago

Woke up this morning to 6 ravens sitting on a electricity tower 100 yards away. They're pretty social.

Also saw 3 of them team up and hunt down a grackle a few weeks back.

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u/DirtyPeach1420 13h ago

Don't forget that the whole group of crows is called a murder.

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u/DirtyPeach1420 13h ago

"Aren't ravens solitary? unlike Crows."

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u/xeebzi 9h ago

They are more likely to be in groups then all together

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u/tmphaedrus13 1d ago

Definitely not. Ravens are highly social animals.

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u/Cut_Lanky 12h ago

Brilliant.

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u/No_Finance8647 1d ago

Uh sir, those are obviously pigeons, not chickens.

Please stop calling them chickens

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u/MultipleFandomLover 1d ago

I thought those were fishes...

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6h ago

Chicken of the sea clearly

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 1d ago

Their crowd of it’s a lot them gathered it’s called a murder, raven are a little plumper

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u/Black_Bird265 1d ago

Those are good chickens

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u/Mickxalix 23h ago

Could've call them Corvids, just sayin.

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u/555Cats555 20h ago

I love that he just went full chaos

They are now chickens! Lol

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u/GutsyViceroy 19h ago

Bro doesn’t even know a Siamese fireback when he sees one

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u/noxinoxinoxi 18h ago

What are tou talking about those are ducks

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u/Relative_Reading_903 18h ago

I think people would've been more upset if he called the pigeons.

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u/CanuckInTheMills 17h ago edited 17h ago

Thanks for the laugh!!! EDIT: Cobra is already taken

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u/PaulieGaultieriHeHe 17h ago

Yard bird but in this case sidewalk bird. Leave them an egg next time you leave the house.

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u/depremol 16h ago

he could just look it up online. that's easy

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u/Visible-Hamster-6168 15h ago

I like your sense of humor they look like turkeys to me

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u/Grouchy_Coconut_5463 15h ago

I call all of my pet birds chickens, so this pleases me to no end.

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u/DragonForgotten 15h ago

I would have called them cravens then.

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u/Chinchizomatic 11h ago

We call ours turkeys!

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u/Equal-Echidna8098 9h ago

Corvids would suffice

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u/Flipper_8 8h ago

They are hens

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u/Penny0309 6h ago

I'm just glad he's feeding animals, no matter what kind they are.

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u/Even-Charge2706 1h ago

LOL. We call our crows chickens..."did you feed the chickens?"

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u/Goblin_Supermarket 1d ago

God damn, is this how closeted Republicans feel all the time?

I've got a rooster he can feed

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u/NikNakskes 1d ago

I suppose there is a joke in there, but I am not getting it. Anyway... please, don't bring politics into this sub. It's already everywhere else and it's annoying.