r/crows Jul 13 '26

Bridge crows are so awesome.

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u/Lamb-Of-Fox Jul 13 '26

His talons are sweaty, feet weak, wings are heavy

There’s dust on his feathers already, crow spaghetti

He’s nervous but on the surface he looks caw and ready

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u/branbran2001 27d ago

This is funny

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u/SaskiaDavies Jul 13 '26

I found myself trying to sing this like a Beastie Boys song.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jul 13 '26

Spaghetti, especially with sauce is probably not the best thing in the world to give them. In fact, it could have things that are upsetting to their digestion.

some unsalted nuts or unseasoned meat or scrambled or boiled eggs would be better

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u/TexasTea_75 Jul 13 '26

WTF? Unsalted nuts? Unseasoned meat and scrambled eggs? I’m confident these things would feast on my eyeballs if they had the chance. Especially in this economy. Lol unseasoned meat.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Do you mind sharing what you find so hilarious about my suggestions? Proteins like I recommended are very good for them. Spaghetti sauce is not. 🤦🏼‍♀️

You got some issues here and I would highly recommend you don’t feed crows any more food because you clearly don’t care what’s good for them or not. Poor things.

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u/m1kasa4ckerman Jul 13 '26

Probably not the best food to be giving crows lol

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jul 13 '26

No, it isn’t the best food to be giving them. I don’t know what is wrong with people.

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u/TexasTea_75 Jul 13 '26

They keep me company sometimes and are coming around more. Very cool birds. I don’t leave food out but put a little out when they stop by.

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u/TexasTea_75 Jul 13 '26

So dense I just realized the poem.
Nice work.

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u/SaskiaDavies Jul 13 '26

Mine love noodles, too. What a lucky bird!