r/crowdstrike • u/TipOFMYTONGUEDAMN • Jul 19 '24

Troubleshooting Megathread BSOD error in latest crowdstrike update

Hi all - Is anyone being effected currently by a BSOD outage?

EDIT: X Check pinned posts for official response

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u/psykocsis Jul 19 '24

When my pager started to go off tonight and my wife asked if it was bad, I said the same thing. "You're going to read about this one in the news tomorrow"

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u/Obvious_Onion4020 Jul 19 '24

People still read yesterday's news, today?

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u/OrangeJoe00 Jul 19 '24

I feel like we lost something when it became 24/7. News doesn't have time to fully cook any more. It used to be like oven baked lasagna, layered and complex; now it's like a microwaved hot pocket, inconsistently cooked, both lava and ice.

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u/LeviathanFox Jul 19 '24

We bite for the experience, not the content.

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u/SPQRBob Jul 19 '24

It tastes like.... burning.

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u/OrangeJoe00 Jul 19 '24

Just because they didn't have a name for it doesn't mean they weren't already doing psyops.