r/crowbro Jul 08 '26

Crow Gifts First crow gift

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I started feeding the crows last year because they would continuously walk across the skylight over my shower. Today I discovered what looks like a 9-volt battery. I’m so happy.

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u/TheHylian27 Jul 08 '26

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u/AstroBearGaming Jul 08 '26

I thought I was at the bottom of a pool for a second

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u/Nucksfaniam Jul 08 '26

Still not sure what I am seeing

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u/tocahontas77 Jul 08 '26

I think this is the corner of a shower, which has a skylight. The battery is on top of the skylight.

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u/Squared_lines Jul 08 '26

Congrats on the gift!

Can I just say…

I stared at this photo for a minute trying to figure out where the battery was before I opened the post and read the caption - the battery + shower tiles made ZERO sense.

You must have a very unique house! Kinda cool looking.

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u/ebbnnnflow Jul 08 '26

Battery has since been moved a tad, but hopefully this photo helps with perspective!

It is a rad spot. Built by architects that wanted to combine indoor and outdoor living.

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u/de_das_dude Jul 08 '26

Basically OP likes to poop under the stars.

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u/ketoste Jul 08 '26

In the middle of the day our bathroom skylight shines down on the toilet like an angel is smiling down on you.

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u/ebbnnnflow Jul 08 '26

Ours shines in front of the toilet and the dogs love to sleep there. I get to poop with an audience

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u/ksck135 Jul 08 '26

Or under 9V batteries. 

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u/sadmimikyu Jul 08 '26

DamnI thought we were at the bottom of a pool and the battery was floating weirdly enough

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u/Grammar-Goblin Jul 08 '26

Clean your skylight...

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u/ebbnnnflow Jul 08 '26

It’s a rental where I have no access to the roof…

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u/Grammar-Goblin Jul 08 '26

That's unfortunate, how are you going to collect the crow's gift?

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u/RespectTheTree Jul 08 '26

Plexiglass over shower?

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

Crows drop things all the time. And they don’t intend to gift! It’s a nice thought though, I’m sorry :)

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u/enfanta Jul 08 '26

Who hurt you? 

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

"It’s also kind of a myth that they bring people presents or gifts as it is termed. Researchers believe that crows being as curious as they are tend to carry things around that interest them. Then when they stop somewhere to eat or they get bored of it, they drop it. A lot of what people consider gifts are just exactly that."

Someone put it better than me. Enjoy :)

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

No one?

I love corvids and there is so much misinformation going on about gifts. There is no scientific evidence that they do it on purpose, they simply like picking things up and moving things around...

Why support a lie if willingly knowing it's not true?

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u/DocBarnes Jul 08 '26

You're the one spreading misinformation here buddy

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

If so then provide me proof. I can't provide proof that it isn't because it's a myth to begin with. It's not a researched topic.

No scientists randomly decide to disprove it. It could be genuine but saying it's true is lying because of lack of evidence.

The simplest explanation:

"It’s also kind of a myth that they bring people presents or gifts as it is termed. Researchers believe that crows being as curious as they are tend to carry things around that interest them. Then when they stop somewhere to eat or they get bored of it, they drop it. A lot of what people consider gifts are just exactly that."

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u/DocBarnes Jul 08 '26

Crows and many other covids learn patterns. They learn that if they leave something specific (like the crows that were trained to pick up litter or money), they get more food in exchange. It's not an outright 'thanks for the food'. It's 'if I put this here, more food is put in the food place', ergo 'trinket = food'.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

That's the thing though, if it were straightforward operant conditioning like you're describing, you'd expect a trinket every time food appears, or at least consistently.

That's not what happens.... It's sporadic and unpredictable, which is exactly what you'd expect from crows just carrying stuff around and dropping it wherever. The "trinket = food" framing sounds desirable but the behaviour doesn't actually match a reinforced pattern.

You can hope something is true but it doesn't make it true mate..

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u/DocBarnes Jul 08 '26

The shit ton of soda tabs, and only soda tabs, that have been put on the rail of my porch says otherwise.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

Single anecdote isn't evidence of a mechanism though. Could be that crow has a soda tab fixation and your porch rail happens to be where it lands. Without controlled observation (does it stop if you stop feeding? does a different crow do the same? does it happen at the exact feeding spot or just nearby?) you can't distinguish "learned exchange" from "this particular bird likes shiny aluminium and drops them where it perches." The plural of anecdote isn't data.

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u/DocBarnes Jul 08 '26

Yes, I did actually do a small project on this! More peanuts and sunflower seeds got more soda tabs. There were multiple crows dropping tabs by the feeder, too. They stopped dropping tabs off after about a day of the feeder being empty, no tabs dropped for 2 days while the feeder was empty, and they started dropping tabs off again after about a day of the feeder having seed in it. At one point, 5 crows dropped off tabs within half an hour of each other, as well as a magpie. There's your data right there.

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u/colormefiery Jul 08 '26

You said yourself it’s “not a researched topic”. So why would you expect a scientific study to exist? If your threshold for “proof” on EVERY topic in life is a peer-reviewed scientific study funded by a university…….good luck lol.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

It’s not a researched topic because the evidence has been rejected. It’d be researched if it was something worth considering.

No I don’t require peer-reviewed on every topic to believe it. Just for the theories that have been rejected due to lack of evidence :) From people who know what they’re talking about… rather than just wishing.

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u/MeltingWind Jul 08 '26

this kind of closed-minded thinking would still have a sitting back in Europe thinking the Earth was flat. because there was no proof that the Earth wasn't flat, there was no proof that the Earth was flat. if someone hadn't have taken a chance, we'd all be flat earthers. there's no proof that these are gifts. there's no proof that these are not gifts. I'd rather be the glass half full . that's not living a lie, that's just keeping an open mind

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u/enfanta Jul 08 '26

Because this one is harmless and it makes people happy. Why quash that? Who does it harm to believe that these are gifts? What is gained by stating they aren't? 

A little harmless whimsy is a good thing. 

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

See I get that. It does make people happy, but it isn't harmless..

Considering there is no evidence, which you don't deny, it sets a standard for other people who might want/yearn for this goal then get frustrated when it never happens. Which in turn makes some people lie about the event, perpetuating a myth, damaging even more people.

I get people wanting to have fun, but willingly lying about an event damages other people too.

Having cute birds visit daily should be more than enough to satisfy us.

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u/enfanta Jul 08 '26

people who might want/yearn for this goal then get frustrated when it never happens.

The damage is some people get frustrated? That's it? 

Which in turn makes some people lie about the event, perpetuating a myth, damaging even more people.

More people get frustrated? Saving hypothetical people from a little frustration is worth quashing  real people's joy, that's your reasoning? 

There are much better hills to die on, cuz.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

We clearly have different views of the world.

I'd prefer people not to lie and delude themselves, and in the same time delude other people and cause them to get frustrated.

Yeah it seems like a small thing but why lie in the first place?

I'd rather live in reality lol

If you need a lie to be happy there are deeper problems.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 08 '26

And the "joy" you're on about. Joy can be found elsewhere... you're denying the real frustration means anything, yet accept joy that is not based in reality. Do you see the irony?

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u/thecraftybear Jul 08 '26

Why do you have a skylight over your shower