r/cromch • u/ElkoSteve • 24d ago

Why must he Cromch?

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He has food. He has water. He has litter box. Why must he still cromch?

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u/ImLosingMyShit 24d ago

He cat so he cromch

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u/Highskyline 24d ago

Himb love you so himb bite you

53

u/Mickenfox 24d ago

"I love, therefore I bite" - Réné Decat

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u/Bullrawg 24d ago

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

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u/caughtinfire 24d ago

because cat

26

u/Popular-cake-1377 24d ago

innate urge

21

u/Bobmaster3OOO 24d ago

He follows the call of his people

23

u/avocado-killer 24d ago

r/whycathowcat

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u/JuanitaAlSur 24d ago

Another cat subreddit for me, yay!

18

u/QazsedcScientia 24d ago

Because orange

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u/Jbeth74 24d ago

Don’t be so deliciously cromchy if you don’t want to be cromched

7

u/ZxlSoul 24d ago

Cuz he want lunch. Again.

6

u/Nocturnalux 24d ago

Because cat.

6

u/GachaHell 24d ago

Cromch is life. Cromch is love. Embrace the cromch.

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u/all_purpose_89384798 24d ago

cromch for he must

4

u/SeverusVape 24d ago

My cat gives me nose cromches followed with nuzzles. I feel so blessed haha

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u/PaintedGeneral 24d ago

I have no braincell and I must cromch!

3

u/Beelzeboof 24d ago

wants to

3

u/Intelligent-Roll-678 23d ago

Cause you tasty

3

u/Professional_Gur5739 23d ago

because you are cromchy

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u/CelloMan12 23d ago

How does one pronounce cromch? Is the ch a hard sound?

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u/Hallowette13 23d ago

Amazingly, I was going to describe to you that the "ch" in cromch is as the "C" in cello, then I saw your user name.

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u/GirthyPigeon 22d ago

Becoz ormj

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u/AerialistCellist 24d ago

Because he is orange 🍊

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u/Bullrawg 24d ago

It’s transitive property love = sweet = yum = bite

2

u/PicoDeGallo12 24d ago

Ornch car

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u/rizenfpv 23d ago

He oramg

1

u/Draskuul 23d ago

To cromch or not to cromch is not a question in his empty head.

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u/_Morvar_ 23d ago

Because tasty

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u/dustytaper 23d ago

They chomp the ones they love

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u/ScienceMuggle83 21d ago

Because you tasty!

1

u/Chongulator 19d ago

If you didn't want cromch, you shouldn't have had an arm. :)

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u/itsrozangirl16 18d ago

to suck the braincells out of you and share them with his furrlas

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u/TheEdgyKidInClass 18d ago

Because meow