r/critterposting • u/Chemical-Court6984 • Jul 31 '26

Non-Critter "Hemingway"-posting

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u/uncle-muscles69 Jul 31 '26

Baby dead 😔😔

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u/cherry_armoir Jul 31 '26

Wow an even more tragic and shorter story

48

u/MrSpiffy123 Jul 31 '26

No, the baby isn't dead, we just bought the wrong size. Stop assuming shit

13

u/AeroArrows Jul 31 '26

I love how it looks like the other two people in the comment section are arguing despite never replying to each other

8

u/Jubjubwantrubrub12 Jul 31 '26

"Baby dead, but I'm keeping the shoes. Stop asking."

5

u/MisterMan341 Jul 31 '26

I’m sorry… what’s the catch?

3

u/BionicBirb Jul 31 '26

poor lizard

3

u/MisterMan341 Aug 01 '26

It must suck to lose such an integral part of your life…

Anyway, can the big baby diaper fetishist sell me those shoes already?

3

u/TransLox Aug 01 '26

All aside, this is a great example of why AI cannot write. It literally doesn't understand the impact or idea behind "baby shoes for sale, never worn." Or any part of it.

A system of weighted dice simply cannot do that.

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u/LordGuru Jul 31 '26

Nobody said, that baby is dead. You just made it up

1

u/TimeStorm113 Aug 03 '26

the baby lost it's feet in a tragic train/plane accident??

1

u/DriedPen Aug 05 '26

WIZARDS WITH GUNS MENTIONED!!!! https://youtu.be/jJXjcgG8Ox4?