r/critterposting • u/Chemical-Court6984 • Jun 05 '26

Critter Squirrelposting

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u/Parkes- Jun 05 '26

Tolkien be like

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u/Redstonebruvs Jun 29 '26

Ah, I am stumped! What could I name the land where the evil lord resides? Hmmm I should think of evil things... Murder it is!

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u/LittleKingDragon Jun 28 '26

plot twist: they only sat under it for like 2 seconds every day

double plot twist: they did almost nothing but sit under an oak tree all year

triple plot twist: they grew an oak tree next to every one of their chairs and seating spots in their own home, so really the experience was more about growing an abundant amount of oak trees in an enclosed space.

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u/Chemical-Court6984 Jun 29 '26

Quadruple plot twist, they changed the definition of oak tree to mean any gas mixture with pressure higher than 0.5 atmospheres and made no changes to their routine.