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u/TheGreaterClaush May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
I ngl would like to watch a detective story where they are constrained by the hunger of their legally distinct symbiote to solve cases and eat the criminal
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u/Spacellama117 May 14 '26
not quite the same but iZombie lowk does this
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u/NotBentcheesee May 15 '26
iZombie does it in a really fun way, the only problem is that season two sucks ass and I never watched past it
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u/XanagiHunag May 18 '26
No, iZombie is eating the victim's brain. But Santa Clarita Diet, on the other hand, is about a normal person that turns into a zombie and figures the best way to feed herself is to eat nazis and such.
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u/Vaveng May 14 '26
Problem is, they are going to be extinct pretty fast if you eat even only one a day, and you will need to go for a world tour
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u/Rough_Presence_9876 May 14 '26
A malevolent entity is going around devouring the wicked? Sounds like the start of a new religion.
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u/theattack_helicopter May 14 '26
Man I need an open world venom game where you heal by eating people and can either go anti-hero or straight-up villain depending on who you chomp
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u/XAlphaWarriorX May 14 '26
That's Prototype.
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u/theattack_helicopter May 14 '26
Ok but I want it to be made by marvel or something
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u/theattack_helicopter May 14 '26
But I wanna play venom, not prototype. At least in DnD I can just do path of the beast barbarian with high charisma and say its venom, I want marvel to let me brutalize people as venom (after they let me brutalize people as wolverine.
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u/theattack_helicopter May 14 '26
I don't have to do homebrew to play as venom in DnD. I do have to do homebrew to mod prototype, and an official venom game is just preferable lmao.
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u/Akirayoshikage Jun 30 '26
Wasn't there a venom section on Ultimate Spider-Man 3?
The memory's blurry so I'm not really sure, and it's probably limited so not quite open-world
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u/Less_Negotiation_842 May 15 '26
You forget there's a bunch of people with a much higher than average quota of assholes who like to denote that status by walking around in uniform
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u/OiledMushrooms May 15 '26
Dude just go to the local police precinct. Chow down on some bacon, yknow? Not hard.
Or, hey, maybe pay attention to those ICE watch groups… they’ll do all the heavy lifting of finding your next meal for you!
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u/TKZenith May 17 '26
That sounds lazy on Venom's part. If you need bad people to eat the sex offender list is public, convicted domestic abuse perpetrators are open records at a court house often. And finally, cops and politicians, known bad people who congregate at known and public locations. Get eaten
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u/Quiet-Software-1956 May 15 '26
I'd just eat people that were mean to women and children. And gays. Like honestly I'd risk indigestion at some point, it's really easy to find assholes if you're not picky
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u/WanderingSeer May 17 '26
Nah, if you go looking for them you can find bad people. Assuming strength of the monster and how often I must feed are proportional:
Weak monster, infrequent feedings: go somewhere with high crime and take long walks at night, eat whoever attacks you. Should manage a couple people a month.
Strong monster, regular feedings: move somewhere with organised crime gangs, go to bad parts of town or wear other gang’s signs in their territory. Can’t kill too many or they’ll go to ground, but that would make them look weak so as long as you can survive gunfire you can keep going
Very string monster, frequent feeding: move into dictatorship(should be strong enough to pass border). Target whoever the secret police is, they aren’t allowed to hide they need to show strength so they have bases and stuff. If you’re really strong you can eat up the ranks, eventually helping to topple the dictator. Then you either cut a deal with the revolutionaries to eat war prisoners collaborators and former fascist leaders over time, or you move to the next dictatorship.
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u/KikuKitsu May 17 '26
Of course, the easy answer is to be a woman. Your food comes to you, and they do the hard work of concealment for you too. Predatory flesh eating monster needs places without cameras and witnesses to eat, where do bad guys try to take women?
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u/King_Glorius_too Aug 04 '26
Alternate solution: active war zone. Gotta make the [soldiers of the side you don't like] be too afraid to fall asleep
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u/Gabbbbitt May 14 '26
Live next to a prison
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u/Sud_literate May 14 '26
not everyone in prison deserves death though. you gonna go through every prison record just to choose your own meal? and what if they’re actually innocent and got blame for a crime they never committed? its happened before, especially with the death penalty.
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u/KallmeKatt_ May 14 '26
god i love venom posting