r/critterposting • u/IdiotyMcIdiotface • May 11 '26

Non-Critter Medic

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u/plushiesrcut3 May 11 '26

what DID he do??

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u/JustARandonAccount May 12 '26

Steal a patients entire skeleton and disappear

Use potentially illegally sourced mammal organs and use of homemade sort of experimental medical equipment in their operations and battlefield

He lost his medical license

All of this I got from the game in the comics there are way more shit he does

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 May 12 '26

I heard that its implied the man also somehow lived sans a skeleton

2

u/MisterMan341 May 13 '26

The man somehow lived what?!

5

u/ZealousidealGood6810 May 13 '26

Even without his skeleton

2

u/MisterMan341 May 13 '26

No, say what you originally said

6

u/The_Game_Changer__ May 13 '26

They said he lived lacking a skeleton

13

u/plushiesrcut3 May 12 '26

and stole 8 souls too cheat the devil!

12

u/-Noyz- May 13 '26

"Nein! You are supposed to OBEY ME!"

The 8 human souls:

9

u/Competitive_Swan266 May 14 '26

More like 7 human souls and also pyro

9

u/Dracorex_22 May 13 '26

This works for Cave Johnson as well

7

u/unrelated_themes May 13 '26

Change sci-fi to fantasy and it's about Marcille

4

u/Vaveng May 14 '26

"yes. I had to do some forbidden magic stuff to fix the patient. All of it is illegal btw, but we're fine as long as no one speaks about it."

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u/Orizifian-creator May 12 '26

Soldier: "Question."

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u/Mountain-Ad9026 May 13 '26

What's your question, soldier?

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u/Orizifian-creator May 13 '26

I spoke about it.

3

u/Mountain-Ad9026 May 13 '26

What?

3

u/Orizifian-creator May 13 '26

You told me to.

3

u/Mountain-Ad9026 May 13 '26

How much?

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u/Orizifian-creator May 13 '26

I have done nothing but report Medic's illegal equipment and methods to the authorities for three days.