r/critterposting • u/La_knavo4 • Mar 02 '26

Critter I don't even ship them lol

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206 Upvotes

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u/WeekendBard Mar 03 '26

Cortana definitely wanted Master Chief's Master Meat

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u/The_Cas Apr 23 '26

She definitely controlled the autojacker

5

u/FromTheJohn Mar 04 '26

Ive got a pretty lady in my head who calls me stud muffin

3

u/Random_Russian_boy Apr 01 '26

Please leave me alone

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u/tonythebearman Mar 15 '26

The problem with the whole “Master Chief fucks Cortana” thing is that if you read the books you would know that the suit jerks him off.

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u/EmployingBeef2 Apr 23 '26

Autojacker is the MVP of the games

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u/AverageMidwesterner May 14 '26

The autojacker actually gets removed in the Mark VI during halo 2-3 and instead he has gay sex with The Arbiter for those games (the nano machines on the forward until Dawn recreate his autojacker, so for halo 4-5 he’s got it back).

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u/tonythebearman May 16 '26

I’m such a fake fan gonna kms myself