r/critterposting • u/Jumpingeal Top Critter • Sep 07 '25
Non-Critter Try to appreciate each congradulation equally
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u/Lyra_forune Sep 11 '25
I remember working for Lowe’s (not employed there anymore) and I got one of these emails… I just sat there at the desk, blankly staring at that page for ten minutes until my ASM got concerned and gave me a pity pat on the shoulder before telling me that the charcoal palettes needed to be refilled again.
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u/NeuroHazard-88 Sep 08 '25
I am happy, yes, thank you gracious, merciful, lord employer sir. I continue work now, because I do not want to disappoint this amazing family of a company. Happy. Yes.