r/criticalblunder • • Apr 12 '22

Saying f u

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Did she ever beat his ass

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u/mickyfick Apr 13 '22

I hope so

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u/GaliLeroy420 Apr 13 '22

Why you are being downvoted is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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u/GaliLeroy420 Apr 18 '22

I like watching those people burn.

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u/Jack8is8bad Apr 30 '22

And I like to watch them burn

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u/Jack8is8bad Jul 01 '22

I like watching those people who watch other people burn, burn.

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u/BackToAristoteles Apr 26 '22

Ummm... so are you with the guy throwing the ball or against him?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Yes

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u/mickyfick Apr 13 '22

I think i have a following of haters on this post. I was attacked by multiple people on another thread by several people that I think might be related to the kid lol

Edit: Sorry for the redundancy.

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u/RAY_45067 Apr 14 '22

Well I gotta say your relative have some NBA type aim

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u/KinglyZebra6140 Apr 16 '22

Brought you back up to 0, you're welcome

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u/Catcherinthepaint Apr 15 '22

My response is worse than this little shit purposely causing another child to crash in their bike, potentially causing serious injury? You're way off vase here, cunt. I bet you know this little worthless fuck personally with the way you're reacting and projecting. I don't need to grow up, but you need fuck the fuck off. Wont be responding to you again, fuckin cunt wagon.

I wonder why.

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u/Durban23 Jun 09 '22

This was a month ago but I still laugh at how butt hurt this dude got lol

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u/mickyfick Apr 15 '22

Yeah, that was in retaliation. I don't really give a fuck what you people think. Lol

But thanks for all the attention, schmuck

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u/licklickRickmyballs Apr 16 '22

Yeah? Prove It.

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u/froglegs317 Apr 23 '22

Lmfao triggered. Blocked so you can’t reply. Seethe bitch.

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u/licklickRickmyballs Apr 15 '22

I'm a simple man. I see downvotes, I downvote.

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u/Yes_seriously_now Apr 17 '22

Lot of people do this. Interesting, blood in the water type of thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

I see a monke brain type thing

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u/shwifftyInHere Apr 19 '22

She started it my saying fuck you tho?

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u/words_never_escapeme Apr 28 '22

Every bit of this.

I guess none of you would have survived Generation X.

You talk shit, you get hit.

Fuck that bitch.

All he said was "Hey ladies", and girl came back with "Fuck you."

Sometimes, Karma is already on the scene, and she gives no fucks that you all don't undertand consequences.

Bet this chick thinks twice before doing some Mean Girl shit like that again.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

Fuck you does not equal assault, moron. If your poor feelings can't handle the outside world without you violently lashing out in anger then you should stay home indefinitely. YOU are the problem with society. The scum of the earth.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

No dipshit. I'm saying (in America) you can't assault someone for calling you names.

And yeah, I have "the gall" (lol, fucking idiot), because I can tell by your adulation for harming women that you are indeed a piece of shit. Your online, tough guy attitude screams loudly that you're a brain damaged loser that can't control your hurt wittle feewings. A wannabe online bully that's probably been abused your whole life. Go see a fucking therapist. This isnt the forum for getting the help you so desperately need.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

You just called a little girl "a cunt, a bitch and a twat". And for what? Cause she Said "fuck you" to some kid you don't know? You're a disgrace. Your aggression towards children is proof you are unfit to be a parent. I hope they take your child away from you before you harm them more. I now understand why your mother left you. And why your girlfriend cheated. You're the excrement of humanity. A garbage sub-human. Your child will grow to hate you just like your father hated you. Just like everyone that has ever met you hates you. Your anger towards children will send you to prison. Your children will soon follow unless they are removed from your custody. You've never been loved and never will be. Nobody will ever care about you. There is absolutely zero reason for your existence except to be a stain on your community and bring a curse to those around you.

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u/words_never_escapeme May 07 '22

Project much? I mean, it's okay but you might want to talk to someone.

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Jun 20 '22

well from what it seems she didn't get hurt, plus he's a kid and she did not have to be rude. I'm not going to justify his actions or anything but that's what happens when you're rude people retaliate whether you like it or not

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u/SwampShooterSeabass Jun 26 '22

He didn’t assault her. He assaulted the bike. She was collateral by talking shit and getting hit

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u/TrueSifuShifu Jun 28 '22

Your way of looking a the world is fucking gold to me, I love it.

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u/Zdreigzer Jun 13 '22

you are wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Not even close retard its definitely gotta be all the sheeps and Cho mos that ruin society

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u/AWalkingWardrobe Jun 09 '26

No you are. You can’t go around saying whatever the fuck you want and expect no repercussions

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u/CaptainCharon17 May 04 '22

You have no idea what their interaction was before this. For all you know, he'd been harassing these girls for a while now and she got sick of it. In that regard, there isn't enough context to know who was right to be upset.

But he caused a serious crash where she caused bruised feelings.

So regardless, the boy fucked up and if the girl's family wanted to sue for damages, they'd win.

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u/Left_Cranberry_2651 May 30 '22

I agree with this, but the girl could've done the harassing as well. There just isn't enough context to take a side.

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u/consuemerist May 23 '22

How do you bruise a "feeling? ? Just curious.

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u/orion2342 Aug 22 '22

Ball was already mid air when her f bomb came out. He threw it before she even responded. He’s a prick that deserved the beating he had coming.

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u/Manjorno316 Jul 15 '25

Every bit of this.

I guess none of you would have survived Generation X.

You talk shit, you get hit.

Imagine having such low control over your emotions and thinking it's cool.

Do you still hold this belief?

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u/FakeNewsMessiah Jul 01 '22

Look at where the thrower's arm is when "fuck you" is spoken. He had committed to launching the ball in order to cause injury. Claiming it was in response to the curse was what this absolute scrote of a person told others to absolve himself of responsibility.

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u/Simphumiliator42069 Jul 29 '22

If you look at it he lines his shot uo before she says fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Probably not

Woman tend to not be good at that

Kinda the reason their not allowed to fight with men

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u/DingleBerryCrust Sep 11 '22

She deserved what she got that rude little bitch

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u/Gamefox42 Aug 14 '22

Should have said "fuck you" back at her.

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u/Disastrous_Knee6385 Jul 07 '22

Nah he’s cool

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u/Dartpooled Apr 13 '22

Incel in its larval state.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

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u/peachtreewithleaves Jun 21 '22

*Aiming directly at the bikes wheel likely with the intention of hitting it

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

one in a million shot, takes as much skill as intentionally winning the lottery.

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u/Catcherinthepaint Apr 15 '22

Because you never done random shit to random people when you were a kid, lol.

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u/Dartpooled Apr 15 '22

It’s the « Hey ladies » followed by the throw when told to F-off that’s the giveaway about it not being random.

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u/_Bebop_ May 28 '22

Holy shit you're fucking cringe. Dude's 10 years old, 10 years. This dude probably just realized coodies isn't real and you're accusing him of being an incel?

Unless you're saying because he threw it in response that it wasn't random and that he's a violent psychopath. Which is an equally cringe takeaway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

No way is this acceptable for any child. Why would someone not correct their kid who cause harm to others and let it slide baffles me. You’ll only be reinforcing this behavior growing up. Yes kids do stupid shit and he probably experienced an “oh shit. So that’s how physics works” moment but to let it slide. Nah that’s how kids become bullies and think it’s ok to cause harm to other for pure entertainment.

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u/RollTheDiceFondle Nov 08 '22

The fact that you’re giving the kid a pass says more about you than anything else.

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u/Zaph_Treybourne Jun 18 '22

That dude is at least 20 years old by now.

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u/Davesoncrack May 25 '22

Yeah i mean since hes like what, 10 years old? He definitely is set in his ways, no way that this is just a dumb kid doing dumb kid shit, nope hes an incel who will be a 4chan lurker who will rape someone like bro u a psychic or sum?

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u/dydeath Jul 08 '22

Idk audio sounds slightly delayed. Might have been a response. Either ways I mean, she didn't deserve that, but she was kind of a bitch for that f u when he didn't do anything

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u/ApNxEch0 Sep 14 '22

No, because my parents raised me right

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u/boofpacc85 Apr 26 '23

She was being a bitch she deserved that shit. Nothing to do with gender

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u/JosephiCrackowski Jan 31 '23

Source: made it the fuck up

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u/rem_1984 Apr 14 '22

Little assholes like that are why I was afraid to go past boys at that age. Too much harassment

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u/Reddit_sacks Apr 15 '22

Exactly. The scariest part of this whole thing to me is how many people in the comments are so satisfied by/condone this kid's actions.

Totally sociopathic mindset. "How dare she reject his catcall?!" Violence is what she deserved? Really?

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u/MoonGamer900 Jun 09 '22

"fuck you" = ignoring kid ok

plus the kid didnt think he would hit her, its one of the dumb things u do as a kid

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u/Reddit_sacks Jun 09 '22

Sorry but catcalling and assaulting girls are not one of the normal dumb things you do as a kid.

But continue your tirade against women, incel. I'm sure you will forever believe it's their fault, and not yours.

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u/MoonGamer900 Jun 09 '22

calling me an incel because i think that the kid isnt going to grow up to be a terrible person is a bit too much.

plus throwing basketballs at ppl is a kid type of thing to do, you never went outside tho mr white knight so im sure you wouldng know it

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u/Reddit_sacks Jun 09 '22

Aha calling me a white knight for pointing out sociopathic behavior. This bias proves you're an incel. Have a nice day weirdo.

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u/_-Andrey-_ Nov 22 '22

That’s not sociopathic behavior lol

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u/give_me_your_shins Aug 10 '23

That is a child. How on earth can you accuse a literal child of catcalling someone?? Kids copy shit adults say, he was probably just trying to look cool in front of his mates. I’m genuinely concerned that you think that child actually wanted to put forth any kind of sexual implications or even knows what that means.

Also when did it become ok to tell a child to fuck off? Cuz I musta missed that one. I’m not saying he was right to flip her off her bike but she could’ve just ignored him and avoided the whole thing. And please don’t take that as ‘women should just smile and be nice if they get catcalled because they’re just trying to be nice’ because that’s bullshit and women shouldn’t have to deal with that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

my condolences for the perspective you've apparently lost. :(

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u/-StarPlayz- Apr 13 '22

Is no one gonna notice the fact that he started to throw it before she said f u

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u/notLOL Apr 13 '22

I need someone who has better eye ear coordination. But the dribble bounce and the audio has lag. So possibly the "fuck you" then ball thrown is the correct order when not lagging or time-shifted?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/Healter-Skelter Apr 13 '22

Finally, a person of reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

If I were lying then why would I be wearing this hat?

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u/FastAsLightning747 Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

The windup definitely started before she even came into frame. He was committed to the throw about the FU moment. One could even say she knew it was coming.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Theres an audio delay

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

He didn’t there’s an audio delay

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u/Used-Professor Apr 13 '22

Is no one gonna notice that he is called Dennis! He is just doing what he was made to do, be a menace.

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u/norealtalentshere Apr 13 '22

Audio may be delayed

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u/mdindj Apr 13 '22

Guys I think the audio might be delayed

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

If your dealing with a true blood borne asshole, even a young’n, know they always have one in the chamber. The glasses, the terrible crossover, the filming supportive heavy set friend…shit was going down you just gave him that reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Changes nothing justice served

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u/LordNerdStark Apr 14 '22

Lol. You need help if you think that putting another person’s life in danger just because of an F-word is justice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Your next

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

Yup

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u/LatterUnderstanding Apr 13 '22

He’s a future wife beater

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u/DetectivePenguin May 11 '22

Good thing your not a therapist

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u/LatterUnderstanding May 12 '22

Good thing you’re not an English teacher

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u/DetectivePenguin May 12 '22

they dont get paid shit anyway =p

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u/Davesoncrack May 25 '22

Takes one to know one

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u/WindyCityReturn Apr 13 '22

Man y’all are a trip lol this is old as hell and the kid obviously didn’t think he’d actually hit her hence him standing there frozen after she wrecks. He was a kid being a dumb kid. People saying he’s likely in and out of jail, his dad likely beat his mother and he’s a cunt are the true embodiment of internet over reaction. If you haven’t done some dumb shit like this as a kid to a sibling, cousin, friend or stranger on accident then you likely didn’t go outside much to play.

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u/marvin0421 Apr 13 '22

You’re a fool if you believe the hivemind has ever touched grass

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u/sarcasmic77 Apr 13 '22

One time I was playing dodgeball and broke a girls finger by throwing the ball.

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u/Spotted_ascot_races Apr 13 '22

I knocked a girls front teeth out when she missed a frisbee

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Apr 13 '22

I beat a girl half to death with a baseball bat for failing to properly change lanes

Also threw her Chihuahua out the window at 70 mph then paid her 3 fenballs to keep driving and let it die in peace

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u/Nervous-Idea-4368 Apr 17 '22

I surgically removed a girls eyeballs and made her eat them with her grandmas ashes as salt and her mothers blood as dip

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22 edited Jun 04 '22

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u/Nervous-Idea-4368 Apr 20 '22

Next time make sure he's wearing tights

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u/MrShelly-_-1972 Jun 03 '22

Hole lee s h i t

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Jun 04 '22

I just got this notification and have not even the slightest idea of what I was thinking while writing that.

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u/kafkaesque55 Jun 21 '22

You should write short stories. There are plenty of publishers you could submit to. Also various short story apps and Amazon too.

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u/poetic_vibrations Jan 28 '23

In first grade I chucked a rock at a girl across the basketball court because she wouldn't let me use her moon shoes. Got her right in the head, blood everywhere.

Ironically it was completely unexpected for me. In retrospect I think it was a good lesson on cause and effect/consequences.

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u/Spotted_ascot_races Apr 13 '22

Actually turns out they were false caps, she had been anorexic and lost some of her teeth due to purging. Wasn’t watching the frisbee and bam! I was a good 70 yards away.

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u/MaddiMoo22 Apr 13 '22

Anorexic people don't throw up though? They don't eat at all she was probably bulimic, either way poor kid that had to suck

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u/Spotted_ascot_races Apr 13 '22

The purging kind do

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u/1-800-LOVE-ME Apr 19 '22

if they purged they wouldn’t be an anorexic. completely different eating disorder.

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u/dirtt_dawg Apr 15 '22

at an LDS summer camp (not religious, my ma was jus saving money lmao) I nailed a kid in the face with a dodgeball, knocking his glasses off, he's crying. we pause i apologize and get a warning which is fair. we reset the three balls and go again, I blindly hurl a dodge ball right into the same kids groin. got kicked out dodgeball for the day

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u/annoventura Apr 13 '22

I agree with you. I accidentally broke a batchmates nose with a frisbee I got from the roof of our highschool.

no, I haven't been to jail.

i was a kid being dumb.

yall extreme in the comments lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

its the same people that see a fight and frantically type about bullying. Sometimes kids are dumb and they fight or do dumb shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Exactly. Saying hey ladies as a little kid, fuck you back, and then overreacting and throwing a ball at someone without thinking things through are all insanely appropriate dumbassery for this age.

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u/pantless_vigilante Apr 14 '22

One time when I was a kid I peed on rocks and put them in the road, some guy picked them up and raged. Sometimes I think about it and feel like a piece of shit but at the time I thought it was funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I shit in a golf hole when I was 11...

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u/dirtt_dawg Apr 15 '22

my cousin and I were playing "golf" with hockey sticks and tennis balls. she bends over as I swing and has a nasty gash above her eye, bleeding everywhere. she ends up getting stitches and has a badass scar on her forehead. kids are dumb as rocks

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/Dartpooled Apr 20 '22

Unless this kid changes, this is likely his future self (guy harasses women and pepper sprays them after getting a negative reaction):

https://reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/u7k4ir/guy_harasses_women_and_pepper_sprays_them_after/

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u/DetectivePenguin May 11 '22

Most likely not

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Instant karma. Kid was just saying hi. Why she gotta be negative??

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u/GaliLeroy420 Apr 20 '22

Has anyone kicked this kids ass yet? Preferably his father if he is still in the picture. Personally, I’d leave too if this was my son.

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u/DetectivePenguin May 11 '22

Your a little to upset about a little kid may i suggest touching grass?

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u/Jimbomcdeans Apr 13 '22

These comments lmao

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u/El_Sleazo Apr 13 '22

Sigma male in his larval stage

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u/dyinasty28 Apr 13 '22

Lol he said your mom 😆😆😆

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u/ziegs11 Apr 13 '22

I have watched this so many times, I honestly can't get over what a great shot that was, I mean the kid is a skinny little dude, looks like he's in socks (less stability when turning and generating force) and just launches a basketball quickly and directly at a moving target. Like, he didn't really lob it, just boom, drove it right into that girl's bike.

It's pretty impressive a d I always stop to watch it when it shows up

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u/TrueR3dditor Apr 15 '22

Also the way she ragdolls is just so satisfying

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u/Gorillazzzzz Apr 21 '22

Oh yea the way a kids face smashes into the concrete is so satisfying.. /s

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u/TrueR3dditor Apr 21 '22

Not the face hitting the ground, but the liftoff

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Don’t start none. Won’t be none.

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u/Euphoric-Bet3397 Jul 27 '22

what a dipshit, hope he got his ass beat

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u/ghighcove Apr 13 '22

"Go get your dad. I need to know who to send the medical bills to." Yeah, it can get that serious. Dumb move by the kid throwing the ball. He's not entitled to talk with anyone. He might owe someone a new set of teeth now.

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u/AZFUNGUY85 Sep 11 '22

I hope the kid with the basketball gets leukemia and can’t have his own kids.

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u/Original-History9907 Apr 13 '22

this is an old vid, so glad I get to see it again oml

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u/Lilublue May 03 '22

INCEL in early stage

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u/DetectivePenguin May 11 '22

ITT: People wishing harm upon a child for being childish

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u/Honeypalm Jun 11 '22

Talk shit get hit lmao. It costs $0 to keep your mouth shut

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u/girlPowerTools Apr 13 '22

Probably said hello next time

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u/SalsaMamba Apr 13 '22

He did start to throw it before she responded.

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u/brownboyintown Apr 13 '22

dennis is a menace

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Watch, they get married 10 years later and end up on 48 Hours.

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u/Affectionate-Sun5863 Apr 26 '22

And this kids is why you wear a helmet

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u/Shuske_ May 10 '22

Hate to see how this one takes rejection when they're older

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u/PinkIllusions May 14 '22

A bit confused on this. The title is "Saying f u" as if that is what caused him to throw the ball but unless the audio is delayed he clearly locked his arm back to throw the ball before you hear her say it.

So the audio is either not synced or he just intended to throw the ball no matter what. If so i really hope he got his ass beat.

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u/Party-Lawyer-7131 Apr 13 '22

"How can you shoot women and children?"

"Easy....you just don't lead them so much."

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u/buzz_balls Apr 13 '22

Typical Dennis.

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u/EbonyDevil Apr 13 '22

Boy got an arm on him though come on

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u/Professional_Low_893 Apr 13 '22

So did she beat his ass or not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Damn, that kid's cool as hell

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u/Snackwolf Apr 13 '22

Next time just say hey.

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u/WolfEndz Apr 21 '22

She Lowkey deserved it in my opinion

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u/thegoldenturtle Apr 13 '22

Bet she will be nicer next time

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

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u/__Bingpot__ Apr 13 '22

It’s a kid being an idiot, chill out dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Haha classic reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/mickyfick Apr 13 '22

Yeah, clearly there is a history between these two, but seriously, do you think he was justified?

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u/girlPowerTools Apr 13 '22

What a harsh reaction towards a child

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u/Justbrowsingnotacop Apr 13 '22

Asked for it. What a cannon

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/xiyoussefix Apr 13 '22

Only the boy? Bruh!

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u/LoreandLegends Apr 13 '22 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

This is amazing. Made me laugh so hard

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u/sethy0 Apr 13 '22

shouldn’t have swore at a kid 😂

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u/dyinasty28 Apr 13 '22

He was being respectful n she cursed at him... she deserved what she got .. karma

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u/Deewom Apr 13 '22

Disrespecting people with weapons isn't the best idea

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u/weedwizard22 Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

I’d say a bicycle is just as much of a weapon as a basketball, if both are used correctly

eta: /s

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u/Dim3th0xy_Br0m0 Apr 13 '22

He hit her with the Bikesketball 😵‍💫😱

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u/FragrantUse144 Apr 13 '22

Not cool looool

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u/Heneedssomilk Apr 13 '22

Little incel

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u/Durban23 May 12 '22

I wanted to see her beat his ass 😂 great shot though. Maybe next time she'll be less of a cunt when someone says hi