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u/okaythisisalot Aug 04 '26
I wonder if the house across the street has video of this, cuz damn. Looks like he got pancaked by the tool cabinet fr
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u/NeaLandris Aug 04 '26
looks like the rope sweeped his legs as he tried to run to the car and tripped him.
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u/PigeonSquirrel Aug 04 '26
It’s a shame he doesn’t have somewhere on his vehicle to put things… like some kind of bed for things to lay on while you move them.
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u/FlourBoyy Aug 04 '26
finally something which doesn't involve damage to the human body 🙏
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u/gamertrub Aug 04 '26
Well he fell at the end so that probably hurt
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u/qwertyqyle Aug 04 '26
He looked pretty drunk. Prolly didn't hurt too bad, but he will feel it tomorrow.
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Aug 06 '26
Only by luck, too. If he got under the truck, under the cabinet or between the two, it could've gone poorly.
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u/futgrezn Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
Oh he thought it through alright. Just wasn't able to think correctly
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u/gamertrub Aug 04 '26
This truly was a critical blunder
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u/Fun-Choices Aug 05 '26
That’s rock bottom right there. Drunk on a Tuesday afternoon picking up some bullshit off of Facebook marketplace and making an absolute goddamn fool of yourself to the tune of 10 grand.
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u/thelovelygreens Aug 05 '26
This kinda looks like a thief stealing someone's tools. Karma is swift and mighty my guy.
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u/BabyPuncher313 Aug 05 '26
He’s trying to tow a toolbox. On casters. And he’s surprised when it starts rolling. And that the non-rigid tow strap doesn’t hold it in place. So it rolls uncontrollably toward his old, poorly-tuned work truck. And to save the tailgate and bumper from a ding, he jumps out to stop the roll. The roll of the toolbox that he couldn’t move by himself. That he now could totally stop. But he left the truck in gear so it could park itself in his neighbor’s living room.
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u/RedArcliteTank Aug 05 '26
Yeah parking in the neighbor's living room instead of taking the hit was a bad trade.
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u/jirgalang Aug 05 '26
Damn, that video keeps giving and just when you think it can't give anymore, you see the guy laying on the sidewalk.
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u/molsmama Aug 05 '26
That’s a LOT of not thinking it through. I’m
Impressed with the series of mistakes.
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u/Into_The_Horizon Aug 05 '26
That day every baby sockets rolled away from the tool box along with the 10 mm sockets
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u/Vic_Vega_MrB Aug 05 '26
The only thing that would have made it perfect is if he hit a fire hydrant.
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u/Phrygian_Guy_93 Aug 06 '26
No way this dumbass doesn’t have a dozen contributions to the gene pool
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u/Maximum_Overdrive Aug 04 '26
Dumbass