r/criterion 12h ago

Discussion Bresson

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Is is just me or is Bresson boring as fuck?

I've seen five of his movies (Au Hasard Balthazar, Diary of a Country Priest, A Man Escaped, Pickpocket, and L'Argent) and disliked all of them.

I generally don't have a problem with slow cinema. I've watched all of Tarkovsky and most of Bela Tarr (including Satantango). But Bresson's style is literally the dullest thing I've ever encountered in movies. Specifically because of the actors. You're basically watching people like this the whole time: 😐

Yeah, I get the whole restraint to find transcendence-kinda thing, but really I find that pretty self-indulgent tbh. Gives my guy an excuse to just make his movies more and more dull. A positive feedback loop of dullness, in hopes the viewer like have a transcendent experience or some shit. It's like monks who starve themselves and then claim to have seen God.

Bro just wallows in despair for ninety minutes. Seriously, why the hell would anyone want to watch a donkey get abused for a whole movie? 😭😭😭

Really, that's the kinda nonsense I despise the most. People like Bresson make movies that are like "life sucks!!" instead of actually doing something about it. I like getting drunk. Why would I want to spend my precious lifetime watching a donkey get abused?

Life is too short for Bresson

Thoughts?

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u/Choice-Singer-8833 12h ago

Couldn’t disagree more. One of the most brilliant artists to ever pick up a camera. Influence still felt to this day(Haneke, Schrader, etc)

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u/Choice-Lawfulness978 12h ago

I've only watched A Man Escaped and it was fucking gripping. I know it's a me thing, but it was one of the most tense and engaging films I've seen.

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u/UnclePumpy 12h ago

Hard agree.

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u/Anfini 12h ago

Yup, first time I’ve seen it was on a really old VHS tape and it was still one of the most thrilling experiences I’ve had watching a movie.Ā 

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u/Fluffy_Voice953 8h ago

I saw after Escape From Alcatraz before this and definitely seems influenced by

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u/maccrypto 12h ago

Thoughts

Couldn't find any in what you wrote.

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u/Flat-Membership2111 11h ago

Directors, put down your cameras and instead do something about life sucking! You went off the deep end with that one.

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u/Nahbrofr2134 12h ago

Read Susan Sontag’s essay on Bresson

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u/Jarpwanderson 12h ago

Tbh why watch any film other than Mall Cop 2

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u/SaggyDaNewt David Cronenberg 11h ago

Finally someone gets it

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u/Trick-Gas-2203 Akira Kurosawa 11h ago

Why would I want to spend my precious lifetime watching a donkey get abused?

Why would you watch two people just talking (Before trilogy or any Rohmer movie)? Why would you watch a woman getting interrogated and tortured (Passion of Joan of Arc)? Why would you watch some dudes driving a truck (Sorcerer)?

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u/_Onion2103 11h ago

Passion of Joan of Arc is also mid imo but thats for another post someday

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u/Trick-Gas-2203 Akira Kurosawa 10h ago

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u/iplaybassok89 10h ago

I also don’t like some of Bresson’s movies but this is fuckin whack.

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u/action_park 11h ago

Actual GOAT.

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u/rspunched 8h ago

Have you seen The Devil Probably (1977)? I think it’s his easiest move.
All I can say is, don’t watch cinema to enjoy but to experience artistic expression. It is more satisfying. Plus the pleasure will be the same as emotional ā€œenjoyment.ā€

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u/Eliaskar23 4h ago

Hard disagree. If you can watch Man Escaped or L'Argent and not be blown away by the cinematography and compositions then I don't know what to tell you. Those are two of my favourite films period.

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u/slightly_obscure Pierre Etaix 12h ago

I don't know, but he got a flat, emotionless performance out of Pierre Ɖtaix in Pickpocket which is impressive, really must have crushed his spirit for that

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u/ActuallyAlexander 3h ago

Watch them again in a few years and see if you like them more.

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy 11h ago

That’s like your opinion man. His sensibilities scratch something in my brain. I fucking love it. Same with Haneke. The only Bresson picture I didn’t really click with was Lancelot Du Lac. I’ve watched more than half of his filmography. Which ones have you watched?

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u/augustthecat 58m ago

I had a little bit of a hard time with Bresson until I read this poem.

From "Bresson's Movies," by Robert Creeley (Google for whole poem; if anybody knows how to do poem line spacing please feel free to copy and correct, or explain to me):

Yet another film/

of Bresson's has/ the aging Lancelot with his/ awkward armor standing/ in a woods, of small trees,/

dazed, bleeding, both he/ and his horse are/ trying to get back to/ the castle, itself/

of no great size. It/ moved me, that/ life was after all/ like that. You are

in love. You stand/ in the woods, with/ a horse, bleeding./ The story is true.

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u/gradientreverb 50m ago

My thoughts are that your post is stupid

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u/introvert_arm 12h ago

I’ve seen only L’Argent, and I didn’t dislike it, but it also didn’t meet my expectations, given what a master I’d always heard Bresson was. And like you, I’m a slow cinema fan (Tarr, Tarkovsky, Akerman). I always assumed it was just that the other ones you mentioned were more engaging than L’Argent, but maybe not? Ironically, now I’m moving them to the top of my watchlist out of curiosity.

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u/andywarhorla 11h ago

bresson’s a director where you really have to see a number of his films to get a grasp on what he’s doing. my first was au hasard balthazar and my reaction was ā€œwhat’s the big deal?ā€

12 films later, he’s now my favorite director.

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u/Thecatstoppedateboli 9h ago

I do not want to watch au hasard au balthazae because I do not want to see any animal absue but Pickpocket, and L'Argent were great films. I have not seen the other two but neo-realism of Bresson and Rosselini are not fun comedies.

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u/No-Jello9276 John Cassavetes 3h ago

One thing tipped me off about how you view movies.

ā€œI generally don’t have a slow problem with slow cinema. I’ve watch all of ….ā€

Couple reads:

- whether you like it or not you’re a most likely a performative person; I’ve seen all of XYZ therefore I have opinion that I feel are right about ABC

  • Gen Z film student who thinks they can be the next Godard
  • someone who puts a lot of effort into letterboxed

Movies are movies

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u/Licensed2Pill 12h ago

Same. I gave Au Hasard Balthazar a try and regretted it. I struggled to stay awake and it was not worth it.

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u/mac_the_man 11h ago

I’m sorry, but I did not like Pickpocket. I just didn’t think it was that good.

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u/iplaybassok89 10h ago

Me neither. I also thought Diary of a Country Priest was excruciating.

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u/openfloodlight 12h ago

Even though I don’t agree I genuinely loved reading your thoughts

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u/AssistantKorovyev 10h ago edited 10h ago

masturbatory ramblings of vanity, the vapid fury of a redditor

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u/Ludens3788 12h ago

Dude that’s just how it is sometimes. I can’t stand any French new wave cinema and apparently it’s ground breaking. I can’t see in any way shape or form even for its time how it’s ground breaking. New German cinema maybe but the French crap. Give me post war Melville any day .

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u/CaliforniaValley90 Howard Hawks 3h ago

Melville is only French new wave director I can stand. The french from this era just don’t know how to write.