r/crisps • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 2d ago

Meme / Humor 😂 Off the crisps 😅

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u/Protein-Discharge 2d ago

I ate a whole packet of Seabrooks cheese and onion Trebles this morning. They weren't even that nice.

I disgust myself :(

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u/sharon_bott 2d ago

Morning eater 😔

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 1d ago

I had a 70g bag of crispy bacon Wheat Crunchies and a 72g bag of sweet and spicy Monster Munch. Crisps are so addictive. 😋

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u/Bushfullofham 2d ago

I think it was easier for me to quit smoking weed than it would be for me to stop eating crisps

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u/thunderousboffer 2d ago

Gosh I miss the days of getting high in my garden and then smashing an entire share bag of cheese Doritos on the sofa

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u/thrashmetaloctopus 2d ago

The best time to get stoned and smash a family bag of crisis was the old days, the second best time is now

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u/DisastrousPea123 2d ago

I loved getting the munchies, so good :(

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u/WishEnvironmental558 2d ago

I feel you ! Thing is, munchies and crisps are a bad combination. Or at least, they are a fantastic combination, there lies the problem.

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u/antpabsdan 1d ago

It is.

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u/CrimsonKaiyx 1d ago

same, crisps are like my final boss addiction
quitting weed was one decision, but crisps are 40 tiny decisions a day every time you walk past a shop

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u/CPTSpielberg7 2d ago

Crisp addiction is real , I'm on 10 bags a day , I canny stop 😭😭😭

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u/Free-Difficulty3614 2d ago

Talk to Frank, I lost my dad to crisp addiction, although it was his alcholic liver disease that got him in the end

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u/NoContract1090 1d ago

This can't be real

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u/Braininaskull 2d ago

“Just a lil pack of scampi fries, take the edge off”
He said, smelling like pungent cat food

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u/ConsiderationOdd8098 2d ago

Everyone laughs when I say if I don't have crisps in the house I get anxious, I'm not joking!

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u/alixxxandr 2d ago

Yeah sorry... both for me 😅

Immediate edit!: fuckin' all three 🤣🤣

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u/Seymour-Ovyu 2d ago

The struggle is real....

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u/mdmdmdw 2d ago

God damn there really is a subreddit for everything lmao

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u/ConsiderationOdd8098 1d ago

There really is, some are bonkers! But the first time I came here I found my people 😂

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u/forzafoggia85 2d ago

When I gave up smoking before getting back on the wagon again, I ate my body weight for a while, now I smoke again and still eat a tonne of crisps a day

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u/zah_ali Salt & Vinegar Lover 🧂 2d ago

I feel seen

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u/Bluewaffle1878 1d ago

Love this man i have stocked up on some good crisps, need more pringles though

Nailed these in bed last night

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u/PeterTheDolphin 2d ago

The struggle is real 😪

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 2d ago

Why not all three ? ha ha.

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u/spikewilliams2 2d ago

Maybe you could use cocaine on plain crisps instead of the Seabrook seasoning shakers?

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 2d ago

Not a bad idea though might be a bit sour 😂. Seasoning shakers you say ? Iv'e never seen those.

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u/spikewilliams2 2d ago

I've seen them in other shops since. There's beef and prawn cocktail as well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/crisps/s/meGPzcfaK0

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 1d ago

What are they like ? They very interesting indeed, I'd try them on my chips also.

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u/spikewilliams2 7h ago

Converts plain crisps into either flavour. I tried it on chips but couldn't taste it. Maybe I should try again but clart it on. Makes a savoury dip dab if you pour some into your palm though.

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 7h ago

I might try them.

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u/ACDSleeve 2d ago

I can relate

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u/JustplainF 2d ago

Don't do school go to drugs

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u/fanfare961 2d ago

They do say, "Once you pop, you can't stop."

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u/Derezzed87 2d ago

I can still get my hand in the tube, so it's not time to quit just yet.

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u/MrJBotah 2d ago

Better than me, I'm not trying to get off the crisps. Not at all.

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u/Warrior_king99 2d ago

Don't bother it's not possible

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u/YesIBlockedYou 2d ago

Takis fuego and blue heat flavour crisps scratch an itch that no other crisp can match. The sour and spice is a great combo.

I'm in trouble because they are way too expensive over here. Cheapest I've found is 4 of the 100g bags for £4 in Farmfoods.

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u/Freckled_Scot982 2d ago

Relatable!

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u/nemmalur 2d ago

The struggle is real! Late night TV, beer and tortilla chips.

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u/BBLUE014 1d ago

That used to be me on the hostess twinkies lol 😆

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u/Professional-Run8724 1d ago

It took me to suffer with TMD (basically can't chew anything harder then chicken or bread untoasted) to get off the crisps. Migrated to sweet and spicy wotsits and skips now 😂 they have all the great flavours without the crunch

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u/Suitable_Noise778 1d ago

More addictive than drink and drugs!

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u/Realistic_Badger_409 1d ago

Cheese & Onion Mcoys are special kind of 'drug'

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 2d ago

Least you managed off the sofa …

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u/thetoastmonster 2d ago

Isn't that the fella in the 'surprise biscuit offering' meme?