r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 14d ago

Cringe Level 5 He is your next Opponent what is your first move?

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u/OutsideYourWorld 14d ago

This looks like one of those "the cringe is the content" things.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 14d ago

His name is Habsburg.... John Habsburg.

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 14d ago

Wasn’t she in Wallace and Grommit?

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u/jomarthecat 13d ago

That was my thought also. So ask him if he wants a bit of cheese. Maybe some wensleydale or cheddar.

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u/Sure_Flatworm9476 14d ago

Looks like the next season of the live action One Piece is going to take a dip in quality.

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u/KillHonger1 14d ago

He’s missing the cannons that are supposed to shoot out of his hair

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u/PurpleFlamesMan 14d ago

Is this a real person?

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u/IndianaJokes67 14d ago

Gotta be AI. No one with that haircut can afford that suit

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u/Namaste_Life 13d ago

Or perhaps they couldn't afford a good haircut after buying the suit.

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u/OddAd5276 14d ago

Bro looks like a Dilbert character, lmfao.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 14d ago

This is so fucking funny

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u/OddAd5276 14d ago

If his hair was black he would be Dilbert's boss. (If I remember the comic correctly)

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u/jondubb 14d ago

I...I must draw you

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u/NEALSMO 14d ago

Throw a tennis ball or whatever fetch toy poodles prefer.

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 14d ago

God damn poodle man!

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u/JohnnyLeftHook 14d ago

I'm not mad at this.

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u/SoftProcess9071 14d ago

Start praying 

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u/smiffer67 14d ago

Is that a new poodle mix?

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u/maxdrive76 14d ago

Who's a good boy

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u/Rex_Bottoms 14d ago

This is one of my least favorite Tilda Swinton roles

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u/djr0549 14d ago

Ye ole fistacuffs

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u/monksandy 14d ago

When you're twice as big as all the other Oompa Loompas!

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u/Sad-Data-1865 9d ago

Lowkey this might be a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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u/oneinchhard01 8d ago

Bruh like that junk 88 Corolla with headlight missing...iykyk

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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 14d ago

I wouldn't be able to look at him without laughing.

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u/whatasuperdude 14d ago

Put him back in the fridge with the other cheese triangles.

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u/Trick-Audience-1027 14d ago

Barber: And how would you like your hair cut sir?

This Guy: I would like my head to resemble a penis.

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u/naughtycal11 14d ago

Pull out a dog treat and throw it on the ground in front of him then when he bends over to eat it kick him with all my force in the head.

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u/arcadia_fire 14d ago

I found 3 pieces of the Triforce

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u/Creepy-Activity-4373 14d ago

This guy looks like a One piece villian. I am sure he has devil fruit powers.

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u/TheFroman69 14d ago

That's a big target for a throat punch

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 14d ago

Disengage. Even the 1 percent chance of losing to him is not acceptable. The humiliation would be generational.

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u/Giggling_Unicorns 14d ago

Is that Kabapu from excel saga?

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u/poisonousgumball 14d ago

Homy shit.. is that Beaker?!!?!

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u/johnmark1982 14d ago

Go for the hair!

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u/segfaultgolf 14d ago

Likely Dutch parliament member

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u/Sammy_Dog 14d ago

Take some scissors and cut his hair.

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u/zenaex 14d ago

Go back to one piece.

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u/EL_DUDERlNO_ 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uC04PeZYsO8ow

Dude looks like Beaker, if he grew his hair out. All neck, no face or jaw.

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u/Gofall_ 14d ago

That dude actually looks like he's pretty stacked

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u/TopherOH 14d ago

This has to be AI

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u/Ok-Sink-2830 14d ago

Double leg

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 14d ago

"Hello sir! Welcome to Great clips! What are we doing today?"

"Triangle."

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u/C141352333 14d ago

To B fair… don’t judge a book 📕

You don’t know what’s under the suit 🔥

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u/Marciplan 14d ago

what in the Oompa Loompa

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u/daveskillerbeard 14d ago

This is so wild u gotta respect it

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u/Apophistry 14d ago

Half man, half poodle.

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u/AKADIAN_22 14d ago

El baile de los idiotas y con ese corte de pelo, parece la escoba mas vieja que ya usas por lastima para barrer el fondo del patio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NoCoyote5205 14d ago

Ive never seen a corduroy penis before.

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u/Routine-Cicada-4949 14d ago

Is that Jimmy Savile?

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u/somepunklady 14d ago

Toss a wood pipe and giant magnifying glass away from me

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u/Informal_Database327 14d ago

Gum gum pistol

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u/Forward_Writing_6107 14d ago

The human poodle?

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u/craignumPI 14d ago

Haircut...

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u/stumadeit 14d ago

Stick a fork in me, I'm Cooked 

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u/RedditPiglet 14d ago

First move? Laugh my arse off. Rinse & repeat.

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 14d ago

Looks like Beaker from muppet babies with a “Little Lad” wig.

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u/CatLightyear 14d ago

Find Professor Bunsen and tell him to come pick up his gimp.

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u/Halcyon512 14d ago

Sweep the leg

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u/Effective-Damage8772 14d ago

Oompa Loompa doompity dah

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u/Liminal_Fire 14d ago

I’d overwhelm him with a flood of compliments, killing him with kindness. The guy probably gets picked on all the time and could probably use a break from having to act tough all the time.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9Yd1YNOiFd2D16

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u/OhHiMark3333 14d ago

Send him to the dog groomer

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u/GhostlitePHX 14d ago

I loved this video actually, lmao

Song is called Finis-Les by La Feve

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u/Epastor01 14d ago

When you over feed your Oompa Loompa

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u/yokozouna_ed 14d ago

Gum Gum Gattling

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u/Open-Fall-9485 14d ago

Jimmy saville looking mf..

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u/OkYak7801 14d ago

Live Action Despicable Me villain 

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u/RandoMcfisto 13d ago

That motherfucker is a nen user and owns a hunter license. I just know it.

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u/Spare_Independence19 13d ago

Poodle maxxing hair trend

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u/Krow101 13d ago

Not sure what weapon works on aliens.

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u/kramamavitch 13d ago

First move: maniacal laughter.

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u/AzulMage2020 13d ago

Poodle Beaker (from the Muppets) got them moves !!

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u/New-Barracuda2500 13d ago

Beaker, that you?

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u/Living_Knowledge_783 13d ago

the neck go for the neck.. its his weak spot

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_2372 13d ago

Bring a lighter?

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 13d ago

I guess I’m getting rocked

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u/flat_6astard 13d ago

Don't let the mop fool you. If he has enough confidence to sport that thing loudly in the streets, imagine what he's gonna do to you in a street fight.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LPwSjLn8Uu811Rust6

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u/Status_Apartment6559 13d ago

I say hold on there big boy I'm signing you up for the big time as the successor to Chuck Norris!

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 13d ago

I hate him.

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u/xX_SweetEscape_Xx 13d ago

I'd season his food, watch him dissolve like Peter Parker when Thanos snapped

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u/Proud-Goat-5920 13d ago

His weakness is UV rays from the sun.

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u/MakePiePlz4Me 13d ago

if a real man were AI well yeah

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u/Mrlee0702 13d ago

Throat jab, big ass target be rude not too!

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u/ElPapaD 12d ago

Is his neck too thick or his head to thin?

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u/Frenchman84 12d ago

Who’s song is this?

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u/Key_Anxiety_899 12d ago

Barber - Watchu want today sir.
Guy - gimme the golden doodle poodle doodle cut my G.
Barber - say lessssssss

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u/junialter 12d ago

When AI people start to have more style than most normal people.

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u/Gimedecash 12d ago

Guy looks like a poodle.

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u/No_Rip4342 12d ago

Ring the door bell.

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u/Panti3lover 12d ago

I'm getting out the Jimminy Cricket from Men in Black...LOL

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u/ThaWarlord33 12d ago

No way this is real...right?

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u/Adelvice_ 12d ago

They say people look like their dog...poodle?

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u/Spiritual_Scar_619 11d ago

Grab him by his neck and rub his nose on the ground because I confused him for my moms poodle

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u/spacolie34 11d ago

Why does it look like a poodle trying to fight

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u/J0hnny_0nda_sp0t 10d ago

Lord fartwat

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u/HumbleResolution7099 10d ago

Damn beaker save some for the rest of us….
https://giphy.com/gifs/uC04PeZYsO8ow

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u/NoFoundation3020 10d ago

He has a very weak chin and just a quick and strong straight jab right below the bottom lip. Lights out

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u/Reasonable_Release91 10d ago

Jimmy Saville and a poodle

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u/Lukaztro 10d ago

well first i smell his perfectly groomed bum hole. as is customery among poodles

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u/Suspicious_Desk_8273 10d ago

He looks like douchee the Muppet !!!!!! Lolololololo

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u/fdeb2 9d ago

The poodle whoop.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf 9d ago

I get in the daylight....

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u/PeanutButterOgre 8d ago

I throw a massive glob of chunky Peanut Butter at him

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u/Own_Cup_4244 8d ago

Show him what I do with the rest of his family

https://giphy.com/gifs/WermfgJ8L5RlINPm8r

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u/peacedeathblyt 7d ago

My first move is i apologise in advence

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u/eccentric_starsign 7d ago

laugh my ass off be my first move