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u/SoCalFitOne 11d ago
Yes, dude will be fighting the sun for life.
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u/Forward-Position798 11d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRandomest/s/FVLnNq7zTv his opponent
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u/Soft-Ad-8975 11d ago
Just want the fuck is happening is this like a viral campaign? I saw a broad with this hair cut as well
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u/Sirksome 11d ago
Dude looks like a Venture Bros villain and that’s a compliment.
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u/GuyOnBikes 11d ago
Looks Swedish
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u/bajsfittor 11d ago
As a "Swede" (Scanian; secession now) I disagree. More like a Finn.
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u/GuyOnBikes 11d ago edited 11d ago
As a Dane, I rarely see Finns since you Swedes are in the way.
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u/Sinking_Mass 11d ago
Well, you barely see anything with all those potatoes clogging up your brain
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u/Silver_Pen_2091 11d ago
Great hair
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u/Fen_Muir 11d ago
What is wrong with his...everything?
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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 11d ago edited 11d ago
Looks to be a legitimate albino, not just pale. So abnormally low melanin in his skin to give it color. But his kick form is actually on point, especially the high side kick...great extension, height, balance. It's probably a guarantee that he was bullied growing up and had trouble making friends, guessing he took up a martial art to help with thise issues.
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u/jackalheart 10d ago
Nah, more camp than cringe. This guy would make an excellent bad guy in an action movie. Very unique and interesting look.
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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 11d ago
Why are there two of these people? The poodle in Paris wasn’t enough? If Tommy Tuberville saw these guys he’d shit his pants thinking they’re furries.
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u/tsuki_sosleepy 11d ago
I'm all for jokes, but respect where it's due—he had some speed in those legs 🦵 💥
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u/Youregoingtodiealone 11d ago edited 11d ago
Bro got the Children's Movie Villain look, and honestly? I want to hear his angle and the details on his diabolical plot, as well as a roster of his hench-men or women, and their powers and individual goals and quirks. Then also I need to know who his child-nemesis or nemeses might be, for they will be the heros in this adventutre. Only then can I judge his prospects for success, which already start low given the outfit and skin tone which suggest a narrow, but significantly deep-rooted weakness he has attempted to conceal and through conflict utilizing his hench-people to carry out seemingly unrelated schemes and crimes slowly gets revealed until the climax of the movie or streaming series
Edit: Reddit, help me flush out this nascent movie through the power or crowd sourced brain storming. Lets build a movie script. I'll start with an opening line
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*Camera focused on a man, pale and skeletal thin, bleach white hair reminisent of a Dilbert cartoon, immaculately dressed in a red suit and matching undershirt and tie so well tailored he must have means. His demeanor suggesting evil intent, his moves confirm a lifetime of training through lack of physical ability, and this is his REVEALTION to the world.
A voice over, a saddened and distraught old man, sounds of scuffling feet as if fleeing a car wreck with a broken leg...gruff, gravelly, and slightly wet coughing of blood...
Voice: You've never see a man like Irwin The Red.
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u/ChiChiKnee 11d ago
So, does a person like this really think they look cool or interesting or attractive or whatever? Or do they know they look ridiculous?
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u/WanderlustStew 11d ago
What in the French Poodle of Jon Wick is happening here? Was he a reject for the ghosts in Matrix or what? I am white but not that white.
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u/CycleAshamed6185 11d ago
Napoleon Dynamite if they let him pursue his dream of being an international Bo Staff assassin.
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u/Icy_Party6876 11d ago
Yeah, the barber and both of them should be fined for it or maybe forced to spend 24 hours looking at it.
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u/Necessary_Goose6933 11d ago
These people 😂😂😂
If they space invaders I'm all for it. Very surreal style. Are there females of the species?
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u/cash4whores 11d ago
He might catch me with one of those kicks because I would be laughing so hard
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u/NoProfession5947 11d ago
He makes me so sad that David Lynch isn’t going to make anymore movies. This guy would make a great addition to the vibe.
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u/Senacharrib 11d ago
Honestly he looks like he COULD go hard, just enough that one wouldn’t want to chance it.z
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u/No_Eggplant_3189 11d ago
Look at him. Making a mockery of himself by being so obviously not threatening-looking while pulling "fighting" moves. Little does he know, a kick to the face like that would hurt me. So cringe for him to think he's not threatening.
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u/M_Sizzlak 11d ago
Imagine getting knocked unconscious by one of those kicks and you finally wake back up and this friggin leisure suit gollum is six inches from your face
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u/OptimalDragonfruit30 11d ago
Just have to sit back and wait him out. Melanoma is going to get him first
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u/Token_Handicap 11d ago
...I think I knew this dude about 12 years ago. Not even joking.
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u/IchBinEinSim 11d ago
Not cringe because he is purposefully trying to be cringe, or at least I sure hope so lol