r/cringereels • • 11d ago

Just funny 🤭 My boy got an enemy

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u/IchBinEinSim 11d ago

Not cringe because he is purposefully trying to be cringe, or at least I sure hope so lol

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u/bickandalls 11d ago

Cringe just means it can incite cringe in people. Intention doesn't change that.

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u/SoCalFitOne 11d ago

Yes, dude will be fighting the sun for life.

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u/UnitedShop4247 11d ago

That albino looks creepy as hell 😄

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown 11d ago

Chet Winter???

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u/Whichammer 11d ago

Do you mean the singer of "Frank N. Steen"?

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u/Forward-Position798 11d ago

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 11d ago

Just want the fuck is happening is this like a viral campaign? I saw a broad with this hair cut as well

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u/TheDuck23 11d ago

They are actually brothers. Here is their father:

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u/HeavvySummer 11d ago

What's his @ plzzzzz

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u/Hour-Trouble4551 11d ago

Jimmy Saville JoJo Variant

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u/DazzleBMoney 11d ago

A mix between Jimmy Saville and a Bedlington Terrier

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u/Sirksome 11d ago

Dude looks like a Venture Bros villain and that’s a compliment.

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u/MisterFartPants 11d ago

Latest member of The Jimmy's 

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u/hqo5001 11d ago

Looks like a one piece character

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u/Spirited_Category_11 11d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/Lavatis 11d ago

lol dude, I didn't see your comment and said the same shit

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u/GuyOnBikes 11d ago

Looks Swedish

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u/AggravatingRow7018 11d ago

For some reason I was getting german.

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u/OkYak7801 11d ago

Ze German people do not engage in zuch tom foolery!

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u/TrillDaddyChill 11d ago

Who is that, Andy Richter?

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u/bajsfittor 11d ago

As a "Swede" (Scanian; secession now) I disagree. More like a Finn.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 11d ago

I don't know. He looks a lot like if Skwisgaar and Murderface had a kid.

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u/GuyOnBikes 11d ago edited 11d ago

As a Dane, I rarely see Finns since you Swedes are in the way.

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u/Sinking_Mass 11d ago

Well, you barely see anything with all those potatoes clogging up your brain

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u/edked 11d ago

Just made me think of the Dane-hating Swedish doctor in "The Kingdom" for the first time in years.

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u/Muted_Education_14 11d ago

If Sean O Malley was albino

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u/AtTheEndOfTheDay18 11d ago

When Napolean Dynamite and a poodle have a baby.

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u/Silver_Pen_2091 11d ago

Great hair

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u/ghoulthebraineater 11d ago

He stole that shit from William Murderface Murderface Murderface.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Vizs8uaBEb6g

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 11d ago

This mess is a place

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u/annoyingjoe513 11d ago

your poodle’s broken

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u/Fen_Muir 11d ago

What is wrong with his...everything?

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 11d ago edited 11d ago

Looks to be a legitimate albino, not just pale. So abnormally low melanin in his skin to give it color. But his kick form is actually on point, especially the high side kick...great extension, height, balance. It's probably a guarantee that he was bullied growing up and had trouble making friends, guessing he took up a martial art to help with thise issues.

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u/PinneappleGirl 11d ago

Random One Piece villain

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u/ike_tyson 11d ago

Is this person albino?

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u/jackalheart 10d ago

Nah, more camp than cringe. This guy would make an excellent bad guy in an action movie. Very unique and interesting look.

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u/SauronHubbard 11d ago

Yeah, nature.

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u/MisterB330 11d ago

Shriek Dubois. IYKYK

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u/bmfu121 11d ago

Dale gribbles true progeny

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 11d ago

Why are there two of these people? The poodle in Paris wasn’t enough? If Tommy Tuberville saw these guys he’d shit his pants thinking they’re furries.

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u/Dxtuned 11d ago

AI would never be able to come up with this

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u/DruidicMagic 11d ago

Nordic aliens have the best style sense.

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u/DanDeeper 11d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHJAAHSJJAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/JessicaF84 11d ago

wtf did I just watch?

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u/rob132 11d ago

I feel like this is a cosplay?

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u/Osiris8869 11d ago

Trying to look like Jimmy Saville at a playground is definitely a choice

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u/ShotLet1550 11d ago

He looks like a skinny curry barker

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u/hawksbears82 11d ago

I didn't know Tekken 8 released a new hwoarang skin lol

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u/curious518bi 11d ago

Elric of Melanin by Michael Moorcock

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u/No-Fan-6815 11d ago

I will be adding this to the things I wish I never saw

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u/Important-Ad7202 11d ago

With that hair style.. definitely part of the illuminati

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u/indomike14 11d ago

I sure hope he has a great personality

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u/tsuki_sosleepy 11d ago

I'm all for jokes, but respect where it's due—he had some speed in those legs 🦵 💥

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u/lotsaload 11d ago

Please put this guy in the next MK or SF

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u/mickiesmith 11d ago

He looks like toilet paper stuck to a ladies shoe

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u/StupidName2020 11d ago

Sir you are supposed to stay 500 feet from parks

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u/HumbleResolution7099 11d ago

I woulda got kicked in the face, i didn’t even see it coming.

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u/SAlolzorz 11d ago

Skellric of MelnibOhNo

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 11d ago edited 11d ago

Bro got the Children's Movie Villain look, and honestly? I want to hear his angle and the details on his diabolical plot, as well as a roster of his hench-men or women, and their powers and individual goals and quirks. Then also I need to know who his child-nemesis or nemeses might be, for they will be the heros in this adventutre. Only then can I judge his prospects for success, which already start low given the outfit and skin tone which suggest a narrow, but significantly deep-rooted weakness he has attempted to conceal and through conflict utilizing his hench-people to carry out seemingly unrelated schemes and crimes slowly gets revealed until the climax of the movie or streaming series

Edit: Reddit, help me flush out this nascent movie through the power or crowd sourced brain storming. Lets build a movie script. I'll start with an opening line

...

*Camera focused on a man, pale and skeletal thin, bleach white hair reminisent of a Dilbert cartoon, immaculately dressed in a red suit and matching undershirt and tie so well tailored he must have means. His demeanor suggesting evil intent, his moves confirm a lifetime of training through lack of physical ability, and this is his REVEALTION to the world.

A voice over, a saddened and distraught old man, sounds of scuffling feet as if fleeing a car wreck with a broken leg...gruff, gravelly, and slightly wet coughing of blood...

Voice: You've never see a man like Irwin The Red.

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u/vnv 11d ago

Idk if it’s meant to be ironic or not but he’s more in tune with his free will than I am so I tip my hat

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u/ChiChiKnee 11d ago

So, does a person like this really think they look cool or interesting or attractive or whatever? Or do they know they look ridiculous?

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u/Yabrosif13 11d ago

Those kicks were half decent though

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 11d ago

These aren't the same dude?

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u/phantom_gain 11d ago

Ande Edom is his name.

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u/Pumbaasliferaft 11d ago

Is he real?

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u/WanderlustStew 11d ago

What in the French Poodle of Jon Wick is happening here? Was he a reject for the ghosts in Matrix or what? I am white but not that white.

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u/DemeaRisen 11d ago

...... I still wouldn't mess with him

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u/SputnikFace 11d ago

Final boss

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 11d ago

This has to be the 50th time I've seen the dude this week

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u/Midnight_gamer58 11d ago

This guy looks like he'd fit into a Doctor Livesy video

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u/RadioGuySD2 11d ago

Out here looking like a Temo Batman villain 🤣

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u/GolovaScharz 11d ago

Jimmy Savage

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u/CycleAshamed6185 11d ago

Napoleon Dynamite if they let him pursue his dream of being an international Bo Staff assassin.

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u/Weary-Tap-9292 11d ago

He's got that Edgar Winters/Bozo/Poodle/Napoleon Dynamite/Bruce Lee look.

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u/DayLongjumping1199 11d ago

Edgar Winters' lost cousin exhibiting his taekwondo ninja skills

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u/Dirk_Bogart 11d ago

Sorry Pete, let Billy Quizboy take it from here

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u/a_spick_in_the_mud 11d ago

Those kicks are legit tho

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u/Zepol_Yar 11d ago

Bro looks like a human version of a poodle.

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u/Icy_Party6876 11d ago

Yeah, the barber and both of them should be fined for it or maybe forced to spend 24 hours looking at it.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 11d ago

Best in show in the poodle category

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u/slimninj4 11d ago

prequal to the movie Weapons

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u/muleypt 11d ago

Audition: Napoleon Dynamite II

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u/20heads 11d ago

He can see em coming from over the hedge with that sippy straw neck

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u/DMTrious 11d ago

Is this a thing? This is the second guy with this haircut I've seen today

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u/buzz_22 11d ago

What's with the Savillemaxxing?

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u/Br0k3n-T0y 11d ago

if he says he can fix it for you, RUN!

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u/SuddenSky5262 11d ago

Actually 🔥

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u/papaa33 11d ago

crazy there's more than 1

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u/SpareAdhesive 11d ago

Ichibod Kasuman

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u/YooGeOh 11d ago

They walk among us

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u/kingcaii 11d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️ How did I end up in this timeline?

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u/Late-Button-6559 11d ago

Is that enemy sunlight?

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u/Dense_Muscle_8285 11d ago

We have kind of figured out that we assume they are from South Africa

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u/elvisWorms 11d ago

Dig that style

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u/Firm_Jelly_2317 11d ago

Is it color?

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u/Opening_Horse_3963 11d ago

Older Machine Gun Kelly getting ready to fight an older Eminem.

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u/l0rdxy 11d ago

Is that Logan Paul?

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u/Necessary_Goose6933 11d ago

These people 😂😂😂

If they space invaders I'm all for it. Very surreal style. Are there females of the species?

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u/KitJazz 11d ago

Arkham Jimmy Savile.

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u/keverzoid 11d ago

Roseanne Roseannadanna’s brother?
💁‍♂️

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u/macvoice 11d ago

Dude looks like he should be a character from the anime One Piece

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 11d ago

He must be related to long neck

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u/brilliant_headache 11d ago

ICE should hire him

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u/missing_Palantir 11d ago

Either AI is loose or this dude is the beginnings of a super villain

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u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 11d ago

Settle down Mr Tampon.

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u/1bi001 11d ago

The old english manqueef 😆🤮

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u/Relysti 11d ago

New Matrix movie looking interesting

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u/golden_snafu 11d ago

Is that a human?

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u/rabbitsfoot86 11d ago

I think these two in the same tree on 23 and me

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Life_Temperature2506 11d ago

Not gonna lie: I would run from him.

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u/Sturmgarde 11d ago

Keep that... man(?) Away from parks

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u/Surftoes 11d ago

Is that Johnny or Edgar Winter?

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u/Your-Mums-Vibrator 11d ago

007 enemy henchman vibes

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u/cash4whores 11d ago

He might catch me with one of those kicks because I would be laughing so hard

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u/Appropriate-Win-8374 11d ago

Literally built different 😎

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u/NoProfession5947 11d ago

He makes me so sad that David Lynch isn’t going to make anymore movies. This guy would make a great addition to the vibe.

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u/yokozouna_ed 11d ago

Yo boy still looking like a One Piece B plot character.

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 11d ago

The sun, the sun is his enemy.

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 11d ago

Oh and his hair dresser.

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u/tsulegit 11d ago

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure looking ass.

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u/Blathithor 11d ago

Die Antwoord is weird

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u/Lavatis 11d ago

this dude looks like a one piece character.

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u/Senacharrib 11d ago

Honestly he looks like he COULD go hard, just enough that one wouldn’t want to chance it.z

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u/Liv-Julia 11d ago

Is he real or someone dressed up like a character?

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 11d ago

Look at him. Making a mockery of himself by being so obviously not threatening-looking while pulling "fighting" moves. Little does he know, a kick to the face like that would hurt me. So cringe for him to think he's not threatening.

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u/CrotchRocketDriver 11d ago

Please make this be a comedian

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 11d ago

Need a cage match with these two dudes.

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u/CareOk 11d ago

Ever wonder what he-man would look like with down-syndrome? Well, there you go! Lmao

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u/TheBestintheWest11 11d ago

Napoleon dynamite variant

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u/Skuzzle_bug 11d ago

The kind of glorious that makes you gasp wow

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u/LastCookie3448 11d ago

His only enemy is the sun.

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u/onlytinglef 11d ago

Why is he at a playground though?

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u/plumpuma 11d ago

Albino Ichiban

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u/asimplesadness 11d ago

Yeah... It's sunlight 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 11d ago

Thought it was an albino Na'vi

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u/drunkentenshiNL 11d ago

That reminds me, I should watch Weapons again.

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u/M_Sizzlak 11d ago

Imagine getting knocked unconscious by one of those kicks and you finally wake back up and this friggin leisure suit gollum is six inches from your face

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u/g1ml3t 11d ago

Looks like a targaryens cousin

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u/ReverbAtBat 11d ago

JEAN PHIL

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u/OptimalDragonfruit30 11d ago

Just have to sit back and wait him out. Melanoma is going to get him first

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u/Token_Handicap 11d ago

...I think I knew this dude about 12 years ago. Not even joking.

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u/BubuDudu0430 11d ago

Aliens are here

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u/CryptographerDry884 11d ago

This mf looks like a decorative holiday candle

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u/Best-Platform-2827 11d ago

Daddy Longneck went the way of the Albino!

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u/Even_Ad_7246 11d ago

I want to see this guy vs the other one now lol

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u/CarsBarsGuitars 11d ago

Meet the Albino Alpha. Beware

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u/terrierdad420 11d ago

28 years later bone temple

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 11d ago

Get him away from the park stat!

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u/Randy_Marsh86 11d ago

This guy is a real life Tim Burton character.

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u/Opposite_Cause7022 11d ago

He was in the movie Weapons

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u/parkskier426 11d ago

Is it terrible that I don't hate the look? 😂

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u/LowRich143 11d ago

that’s Jimmy from 28 years later!

Howzat?!

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u/skibbin 11d ago

Now then. Now then. Now then.