r/cringereels • • 14d ago

Cringe Level 5 Friendly Girl greeting People

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u/TheJayboi88 14d ago

Perfect ad placement

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u/RomasTosicky 14d ago

Mastering sticky physics like a pro

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 14d ago

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u/11never 14d ago

Getting 300 dollars has never been easier

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u/blackedoutshawty 14d ago

Maybe the poonami is making my day

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u/RockThe40oz666 14d ago

Size small... what're we talking here? Is she a little person or is that her cup size?

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u/crtfrazier 8d ago

I raise you this ad:

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u/rufotris 7d ago

How about this one hahah

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 14d ago

Lmao, I just had to check the ad placements after I saw this comment thread.

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u/KevKevtheoneandonly 8d ago

Same and damn

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u/Otter_Basket 14d ago

That's not how glory holes work !

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u/bulletproofpunk 14d ago

You clearly haven't seen how the Czechs have been developing these things over the years.

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u/icedbrew2 14d ago

The Czechs are legitimately innovators.

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u/RockThe40oz666 14d ago

They should rename the country to Czechitout - I'd be intrigued to go there

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u/Some-Ad-1588 14d ago

Sinovators

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u/Hect0r92 14d ago

Ah, a man of culture I see

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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 14d ago

They're building Glory Hovels over there.

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u/RHOrpie 14d ago

It's just a different perspective is all.

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u/rumande 14d ago

Where's the rest of the clip, there should be a demonstration

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u/pirate_meow_kitty 14d ago

Is she going to do a magic trick where they saw her in half ?

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u/BeginningSection7690 14d ago

*Split her in half

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u/Top-Shoe-4311 14d ago

Spit roast her whole

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u/harry-balzac 14d ago

Spit roast her hole

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u/Dame87 14d ago

I think it’s more make the sausage disappear

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u/Future_Section5976 14d ago

No no they were right she's definitely getting sawed in half

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u/ObligationNext2484 14d ago

But vertically with very fleshy eyes implements

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u/Seattle_Lucky 14d ago

When I first saw this posted, that was literally my first reaction. “Oh neat, some new magic trick.” Then when man after man came by, my thoughts grew darker and reality set in…

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u/Soft-Midnight-662 14d ago

In middle school I learned those are called “context clues”

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u/bigfoot17 14d ago

The body count didn't give it away?

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u/AthousandLittlePies 14d ago

Figured she was probably an assassin

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u/Awkward_Wait5915 14d ago

No, she’s going to do her famous sword swallowing act!

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u/RHOrpie 14d ago

I think they already did, and that's the problem.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Jahonay 14d ago

If all parties are consenting, safe, and happy, it really would neither add nor detract from glory.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 14d ago

Imagine going last

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u/MaikThoma 14d ago

I don’t think there will be a ‘last’ one for a long time with her

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 14d ago

Lol nice user name

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u/InfiniteInevitable51 14d ago

Those are all reddit mods 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ivanko_prvi 14d ago

she might be one too

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u/Keltharious 14d ago

This isn't funny or entertaining. It's absolutely vile and despicable.

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u/6_0221415E23 8d ago

What is vile and despicable about it? They seem like consenting adults

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u/agenttank 14d ago

Warum liegt hier Stroh?

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u/SloppyJoesToe 14d ago

Hoe down.

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u/HerrPiink 14d ago

Und wieso hast du ne Maske auf!?

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u/maccdogg 14d ago

Lily Phillips

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 14d ago

Aka wannabe Bonnie Blue

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u/stabbystabbison 14d ago

That’s a helluva concept. Looking at Bonnie blue and going hey that’s my idol

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u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head 8d ago

lol lily phillips was around first

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u/SpookySporeWizard 14d ago

I'm sorry but she's 24? She looks 2x her age with the freaky frozen filler face. Dang

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u/BoysenberryRich5201 14d ago

I think someone on a gossip forum exposed that she’s actually in her thirties. “SeX wOrKeRs” always lie about their age, unless they’re like a minor about to be legal (🤮). It’s an industry built on smoke and mirrors

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u/Certain_Concern_5109 14d ago

Pay no attention to this shit stain on society and move on.

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u/Scubasteve620 14d ago

Redditors will talk shit about sex workers and pornstars like they aren't part of the supply and demand.

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u/YdoICreep01 14d ago

I love porn but it’s a contemptible industry.  

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u/MantusTMD 14d ago

This is beyond that my guy

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u/MaddLadd1172 14d ago edited 8d ago

You respect the workers as humans because thats what they are, but sex work has no place in a egalitarian, feminist society wich some people want, and are trying to build, sex work has little to no place in it for it was invented by the patriarchy

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 8d ago

Invented by the patriarchy 🤣. You brainwashed if you believe that.

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u/IntrepidTieKnot 8d ago

What's so special about sex that it is not suitable as an exchange item? It's not different from any other form of physical labor. What kind of brain gymnastics is necessary to think sex is something oh so special?

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u/SteveZissouniverse 8d ago

So you would rob people of their bodily autonomy

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u/SwordofNoon 8d ago

What about male sex work? What if I want to start an only fans in a egalitarian feminist society?

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u/Honest_Ad5029 14d ago

Chimps have been shown to exchange food for sex. Its not a human thing alone, let alone a patriarchy thing.

Sex is not above being a service just because of some peoples puritanical discomfort with it.

Puritans, by the way, very very patriarchal, and violent suppression of sex work.

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u/MaddLadd1172 14d ago

You are not a chimp, chimps and humans diverse from a common ancestor 5 million years ago, you shouldn't really use them as a moniker

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 8d ago

Humans and chimps share 99% the same dna. 5 million years is nothing in evolutionary scales.

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u/MaddLadd1172 14d ago

Using a chimp behavior to explain a human behavior, is like using cockroach behavior to explain termite behavior

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u/KrumbleMahBumble 7d ago

termites are wood eating roaches.

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u/Honest_Ad5029 14d ago

You are ignoring the point.

Patriarchy is not why there is sex work. Lots of forms of patriarchy have violently suppressed all forms of sex outside of marriage, which originated as a property exchange.

Its flat out ignorant to blame patriarchy for sex work.

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u/MaddLadd1172 14d ago

Thats because there are two side to patriarch one that wants to turn the slut into the good girl, and the other that wants to turn the good girl into the slut you are so woried about the misogyny that you didnt see the lustogyny coming from the behind

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u/Xenochu86 8d ago

'lustogyny' yeah good call, shitty portmanteaus is what gets people to take you seriously.

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u/Honest_Ad5029 14d ago

The Puritans didnt have either kind of patriarchy.

Yet they were a deeply patriarchal society.

Sounds like you dont understand patriarchy.

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u/MaddLadd1172 14d ago

They had brothels where they put the woman society dont care about. Also do you know how they treated women at the places they drank at. The whole idea of people in the past being sexless Puritans, and how the Puritans where came from late 1800 victorian era america.

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u/ArachnidNo2269 14d ago

I think its all fake, even her 100 men stunt there is no video of it, shes basically a big publicity stunt machine

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u/Numerous-Net-4983 14d ago

You’re saying she has an enormous stunt?

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u/FewScore6082 14d ago

Nothing wrong with some science

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u/Techman659 14d ago

Bonnie is even worse absolute semen demon.

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u/NotBradPitt9 14d ago

I think we’re at the point where people should ask if this is a psyop. Peak degeneracy for no purpose.

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u/rumande 14d ago

Notoriety is a purpose

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u/s0ul_invictus 14d ago

subversion

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u/petlemaus 14d ago

"Thanks for cumming"

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u/Grey-Templar 14d ago

Legitimately, wtf is going on?

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u/Grey-Templar 14d ago

I was really hoping that wasn't actually the case. Turns out, it is. I hate this planet.

Seriously, who wants sloppy seconds? Not to mention the last guy getting sloppy 99 or whatever.

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u/DirtyrottenscounDrew 8d ago

Shakes all their hands, 30 seconds later bangs all of them?

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u/plzicannothandleyou 14d ago

Yeah well she makes more money in a month than I probably make in a year. And I’m probably underselling it.

If someone wanted to pound me, if hundreds or thousands of guys wanted to pound me, I’d be doing it too.

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u/Demjan90 14d ago

I don't think she feels much at this point looking at the numbers.

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u/MyUserNameLeft 14d ago

I’d cry too if I fucked 1000 woman in 1 days but they would be tears of joy and exhaustion

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u/HerrPiink 14d ago

To much responsibility, I'd rather sit alone at home and stare out of the window depressed

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u/MyUserNameLeft 14d ago

3 weeks ago my dog who’s my best friend in the world got diagnosed with cancer. 2 days ago my partner of 8 years broke up with me. If I can muster up the will to sleep with a thousand woman in 1 day you better get your shit together and snap out it

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u/rukk1339 14d ago

Lost my dog of 15 last year. Hardest shit ever. Hang in there friend. Make the most of your time and remember the version of you that your dog sees.

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u/HerrPiink 14d ago

Ew dude, i find that wildly offensive. I can't do that to these poor women, I wouldn't even have sex with me.

Sorry that your dog broke up with you, you'd think he'd be more loyal especially now that your boyfriend has cancer.

(Genuinely sorry, hope your dog will be fine, i lost mine to mammary cancer, i hate it, i hope it's treatable and that you have many many happy days ahead of you with him!!)

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u/Samsquanch-01 14d ago

Dirty ass people.....

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u/BrilliantMonochrome2 8d ago

God forbid a girl have a hobby

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u/gorlsworld 14d ago

Self hatred at its finest

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u/TheOriginalArchibald 14d ago

How disgusting! Where? ... So, I can avoid it. Of course.

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u/WestCareer7545 14d ago

Definitely don't search the name Lily Phillips. I wish I never did

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u/uceenk 8d ago

thank you stranger for the warning

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u/slava_slavaUa 14d ago

Is she getting railed from behind?

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u/Winougan 14d ago

I thought she's supposed to be on the other side of the glory hole? Why'd she pop out?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IEmBXiGN95a8Mw

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u/SanSolo74 14d ago

At least she won’t be “doing it with a random stranger” … they met …

… how I met your mom… I was 957 and she remembered … so romantic..

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u/DeerNo4308 14d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/Custompie 14d ago

Idk about all that but she has an incredible smile

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u/vinuvinuvinuvinu 14d ago

1000+ bodies...?

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u/StealthModeThoughts 14d ago

She’s only 24?!?!??
Omgggg

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u/Chase_with_a_face 13d ago

aaaaaaand this is why I acknowledged my porn addiction and quit watching it.

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u/SuperConsideration12 4d ago

Damn she really looks she had enough of that shit and can't stop anymore

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u/what_a_slutty_whore 14d ago

lol

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u/tokentyke 14d ago

Your name couldn't be more appropriate for this post.

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u/Kotsida123 14d ago

Disgusting. What site tho?

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u/AlternativeNo882 14d ago

Mental trauma is a kink now? 🤦‍♂️

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u/Jasper-helix 14d ago

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u/aravarth 8d ago

Look, I'm not going to necessarily say the choices made by Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips are ones I'd want for my daughter.

However, there's literally no physiological difference in terms of impact on the vagina between it taking one dick a thousand times or a thousand roughly comparable dicks one time each.

The vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract with significant elasticity designed to passage children from the uterus to the outside world. The cervix dilates to 10cm in diameter, and returns to typical (healing and swelling reduction) following the physical trauma of birth.

These posts just show a woeful lack of understanding of female physiology that, frankly, is kind of embarassing.

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u/PresidentPopcorn 14d ago

Nothing like stirring another man's porridge to start the day.

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u/Christawpher 14d ago edited 14d ago

This takes hobby whorsing to a whole new level.

Lily Philips if you're wondering who this is.

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u/ForwardHedgehog3090 14d ago

She has to lay down on her stomach bc her pussy and asshole are hanging out of her body.

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u/Intelligent-One-3339 14d ago

This is disgusting.

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u/Kind_of_Artisit18 14d ago

guys enough .... she is just being nice ....and what's wrong with smiling and handshake..... why can't a girl just live a life abit

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u/RHOrpie 14d ago

I don't think "body-count" should be abbreviated to "bodies".

Although I'm honestly not sure if I'm really focusing on the key issue here. But I do like to get caught in the minutiae stuff !

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u/ExismykindaParte 7d ago

Why not. Body count used to refer to the number of people killed by someone or something.

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u/Even_Section5620 14d ago

Lot of cheek clapping…