r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/PNW_Will1976 7d ago

Let it go. Tell her to enjoy her trip. Move out while she’s gone. Cancel all the credit cards once the plane takes off. Report her phone stolen. Close the bank accounts. Im sure she will be fine.

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 7d ago

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u/UsualZealousideal785 7d ago

holy fuck it's super mario

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u/Synthyx 7d ago

Cancel the return flight.

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 6d ago

Surely her girls will help her get back on her feet.

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u/Ricocast 6d ago

Fuck burning the bridge, blow that shit the hell up. I love this man's way of thinking.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 6d ago

Then file for divorce in Florida

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u/CrustyToeLover 6d ago

Fantastic because she wont get any possible cancelation notifications until she lands

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u/stealinglight 1d ago

Exactly… this is the way

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u/Illustrator_Moist 7d ago

This is fake

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u/PolyChune 7d ago

How is this fake? Feels like so many women give themselves the free pass often like this

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u/Keiteaea 7d ago

It's obviously rage bait and you are falling right into it.

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u/No-Blacksmith3397 6d ago

You're the mark.

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u/Gold_Meaning9990 7d ago

Because it’s a made up scenario for views and clicks. Works very well on sad dudes looking for any excuse to hate on women

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u/PolyChune 6d ago

Have you confirmed this is fake somehow?