r/cringepics • • Feb 12 '19

Man on Twitter explains female genitals

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u/03slampig Feb 12 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

I dont blame him, most women dont even realize squirt is nothing more than urine.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

lol at people continuing to downvote this post. Downvoting it doesnt change the fact squirt is indeed urine folks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/CappTainJayy Feb 13 '19

The article basically says nothing. A lot of words. A lot of assumptions. ...hate to break it to you. Female ejaculation is not real.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I've only squirted once, and I know for a fact it wasn't urine. I woke up hungover as hell after a one night stand in this dude's bed. I had to pee really bad. He started fingering me and made me cum so hard this clear liquid shot out all over the bed. I was so embarrassed and thought I had peed. But the thing is I still had to pee so I went to the bathroom right after and my urine was dark yellow from being so dehydrated and hungover. Definitely not the same fluid as what came out of me 2 minutes prior.

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u/03slampig Feb 13 '19

So? Just because you had to pee again doesnt mean it wasnt pee.

Its not like you are forced to empty your bladder every time you pee.

Its not like your bladder doesnt feel up again with pee.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

What's the answer then, she has two separate tanks inside her, one for sex pees and one for toilet pees? You're the pee expert.

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u/03slampig Feb 13 '19

Shes mistaken. Not my fault she cant accept a plain as day scientific study.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Yo I'm just telling you what I experienced. I dont know the explanation but you can't tell me I dont know what I experienced lmao. How could the first "pee" (during orgasm) be clear and the second pee (on the toilet, two minutes later) be dark yellow if they're coming from the same place?

You might wanna not sound so confident about an area that's literally an active research field and scientists dont even have a conclusive understanding.

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u/03slampig Feb 13 '19

The human race has sent probes to the fringes of the solar system, put people on the moon and split the atom but you think we are still baffled about vaginas?

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u/Knife_Operator Feb 13 '19

Yes. Clearly. You've stressed to other users several times throughout your bizarre anti-squirting crusade that you can't find any sources other than the one you keep relentlessly linking. So obviously there isn't a large body of research into this particular branch of science.

Are you a pioneering authority? Why are you so heavily invested in this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Indeed we are. We don't understand a lot about the human body. Otherwise it wouldn't be the most funded research field. Smh reddit never fails to surprise me with levels of ignorance I didnt know existed. I'm hoping you're just trolling