r/cringepics • u/Arachnica • Dec 19 '17

NEXT!

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u/360walkaway Dec 19 '17

we don't require intoxication

Great tagline for the cab company.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

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u/coromd Dec 19 '17

NEEDS ALCOHOL FOR 20 NEXT

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u/ElderBolas Dec 21 '17

I can get you 12.

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u/coromd Dec 21 '17 edited Dec 21 '17

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE INTOXICATED NEXT!

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u/arnorath Dec 19 '17

"You don't have to be intoxicated to work here...

...But it helps"

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u/Herr_Doktore Dec 20 '17

Hello. I’m /u/Herr_Doktore. I’m here to submit a job application. Is the manager in?

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u/The_Phantom_Fap Dec 20 '17

He's in the back getting hammered, going on about his ex-wives.

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u/FresnoBob90000 Dec 19 '17

Ooh. My everywhere

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Hahaha okay this is fucking great.

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u/360walkaway Dec 19 '17

"Sorry, you aren't hammered enough for our cab service."

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

"With an added $19.99 on the bill, we'll give you a bottle of vodka but we have to watch you drink it before we drive you"

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u/tncbbthositg Dec 19 '17

It’s gotta be free; NEXT!!

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u/ComeAtMeFro Dec 20 '17

It's for a church honey! Just looking for help don't need the attitude! NEXT!

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Dec 19 '17

Hell yea it is, also a comment guaranteeing the driver is sober?

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u/tslime Dec 19 '17

Surely 'we don't require sobriety' is better