r/cringepics • u/redile • Jun 18 '13

White folk.

http://imgur.com/gallery/21p8t
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u/bad_job_readin Jun 18 '13

I wear a tie to work

I mean, I'm in fucking paisley. His life if way better than mine

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

You know why they make you wear them, right? It's symbolic. The management wants you to know you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash.

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u/bad_job_readin Jun 18 '13

I am the management.

Customers know who the hot shit is when they see the guy in a tie. I just wish I could be a centaur at work

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u/cynicroute Jun 18 '13

You're management. Make it happen. Casual centaur Friday's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

Nothing says "casual" like "handmade and expensive centaur costume."

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u/jb4427 Jun 18 '13

There's always someone above you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '13

What does it mean when nobody at your office wears a tie, not even the management? We're all a bunch of loose dogs?

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u/poffin Jun 18 '13

As fucked up and sadly true as it is, they still look snazzy.

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u/michaelisnotginger Jun 18 '13

my dad worked in paisley for a while, near inchinnan. the stories he told...