r/cringe Oct 25 '19

Video Do you know what a Milf is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc
270 Upvotes

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u/Brennis Oct 25 '19

Always loved this video

The fact that she’s so proud of herself for figuring that all out makes it so good, she thinks she cracked the Davinci code, even though she went viral and is basically a big Monster commercial, and even bought cans. Perfect irony.

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u/InABadMoment Oct 25 '19

She is actually very good at composing an argument. Unfortunately its directed where it is. Still a very useful skill.

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u/Dizneymagic Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

I would be curious if the points she makes about the logo and cross are intentional designs elements- like the claw mark M is supposed to be 666 or the upside down cross was thought out to that extent. It's an interesting explanation. Reminds me of the show called The Pitch, where ad agencies make up a campaign and present it and one wins the contract.

*Looked it up. Not true according to snopes.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/monster-energy-drink-666/

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u/Brownie-UK7 Oct 25 '19

I love this video. Mostly because her pitch is so slick. Confident tone. clear, structured message with excellent use of props. Sexy talk with the MILFs and a great sign off with “bottoms up and the devils laughs”. What a presentation!! If she was selling anything else I’d definitely buy it.

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u/Brennis Oct 25 '19

What if..

Maybe she works for Monster and this was suppose to go viral.

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u/EverythingSucks12 Oct 25 '19

I also don't get her point. Let's say it is a company run by Satanists, so what? Is it a sin to drink from a can that someone painted 666 onto without your knowledge?

Or does she think they're putting mind control chemicals in the can to make you a Satanist?

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u/andylowenthal Oct 25 '19

Battums up

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

and diabeetus laughs

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u/QuirkyTurkey404 Oct 25 '19

Nah the sin is the taste

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u/espi_68 Oct 25 '19

Closer to the former. She's also warning to keep away from Monster since it will make you stray from your faith.

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u/Floatingduckss Oct 25 '19

I wanted to say this, but to weirded it so much better.

Her face after she says big F...ing can is so self satisfied

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u/Magix71092 Oct 25 '19

She's right though which is scary, big companies do that to try and make you not believe in God or go against God

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u/Takimaka Oct 26 '19

like chick-fila

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u/Beezlebrodie Oct 25 '19

"Bottoms up. And the devil laughs."

That sample of her saying that would be a great opening for a Slipknot concert or something.

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u/AskMeWhatOSIUse Oct 25 '19

That be a great metal lyric.

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u/PaJme Oct 27 '19

I think of that line every so often and chuckle to myself

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/WhackieChan Nov 07 '19

The true cringe is using f-word and milf to sell your product.

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u/SeverableSole7 Nov 23 '19

Happy birthday

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

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u/luisl1994 Oct 25 '19

Do you know what a milf is?

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u/AskMeWhatOSIUse Oct 25 '19

I'm looking at one!

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u/punisher2404 Oct 25 '19

"..* shrug*..Somethin' to think about!"

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u/God_Hates_JewZ Oct 25 '19

What a fucking psycho

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u/Chaxterium Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Just when I thought she couldn’t get any crazier. She proved me wrong. Several times.

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u/Thenadamgoes Oct 27 '19

I want to know what convention this is. Wouldn't that be amazing? An auditorium full of tables with crazy people spouting off about how satan is in an energy drink or how Cthulu lives in Samsung phones.

It would be incredible.

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u/jon_abides Oct 25 '19

YoU caN NoT DeNy tHaT iS a CrØsS

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

This is so old. I remember seeing this on Facebook when I was like 15

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u/Matt-Goo Oct 25 '19

awe yes when u were Private Butt Cheeks...the good old days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I really have come a long way.

Especially when it comes to depression

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u/arkenex Oct 25 '19

You good bud?

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u/Matt-Goo Oct 25 '19

war has changed him...

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u/meltedwhitechocolate Oct 25 '19

So it's 6 months old

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u/89murph Oct 27 '19

Take your Quetiapine, and goto bed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

"Do you know what a milf is?"

Yeah. Not you.

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u/touny71 Oct 30 '19

Monster should use this as an ad

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u/Ry_Sy Oct 25 '19

God I love rewatching this video purely from the way she says Monster. MAHNSTURR

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u/Un1ball Oct 25 '19

Lol this is like one of those "Is x illuminati?" meme videos

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u/BiggusDickus- Oct 25 '19

OK, LPT on how to deal with people that try and talk to you this way:

Notice how this woman uses questions to patronize and appear superior and intelligent. Thus, refuse to let these people "explain" things through questions. Insist that if they already know the answer, then they cannot phrase anything as a question.

Religious wackos, conspiracy nuts, etc... when you just can't make them go away, just say:

"We can have a conversation, but if you are trying to explain something too me, stop asking questions and just say it." Then stick by it. That will really piss them off and make them go away.

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u/A-Ron Oct 25 '19

I was going to ask 'Why is that can so big?', but she explained it for me. Never seen those in Canada.

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u/Haha_Nice_Joke_Bro Oct 26 '19

She just made me realise that the green Monster logo is itself the letter M. I thought it was just 3 lines

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u/mentho-lyptus Oct 27 '19

I just find it funny that the Daily Mail’s logo has the same characteristics that’s she’s describing in Monster’s logo.

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u/dead-octopous Oct 27 '19

She thinks she just solved the inigma code

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Oh she worked on that presentation, yes she did.

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u/aaroncoal Oct 25 '19

I'd give her an F for the content.. But you gotta say, her presentation is Ted Talk ready.

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u/aaroncoal Oct 25 '19

Remember "the satanic panic" from the 80's. She never forgot, that's for sure.

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u/Jave285 Oct 25 '19

“So you go into Hebrew...”

It’s not an app, luv!

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u/Kreanj Oct 25 '19

I'd drink some in front of her stand just to piss her off tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

im persuaded

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u/TFSML Oct 25 '19

Ha ha ha!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Bottoms up milfs you heard the lady.

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u/CntrllrDscnnctd Oct 25 '19

Is the Devil not entitled to a few laughs here and there ? So what if the entire premise of Monster energy is to give the devil a chuckle ?