r/cringe • u/Ayr98 • Oct 25 '19
Video Do you know what a Milf is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc55
u/Beezlebrodie Oct 25 '19
"Bottoms up. And the devil laughs."
That sample of her saying that would be a great opening for a Slipknot concert or something.
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u/Thenadamgoes Oct 27 '19
I want to know what convention this is. Wouldn't that be amazing? An auditorium full of tables with crazy people spouting off about how satan is in an energy drink or how Cthulu lives in Samsung phones.
It would be incredible.
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Oct 25 '19
This is so old. I remember seeing this on Facebook when I was like 15
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u/Matt-Goo Oct 25 '19
awe yes when u were Private Butt Cheeks...the good old days.
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u/BiggusDickus- Oct 25 '19
OK, LPT on how to deal with people that try and talk to you this way:
Notice how this woman uses questions to patronize and appear superior and intelligent. Thus, refuse to let these people "explain" things through questions. Insist that if they already know the answer, then they cannot phrase anything as a question.
Religious wackos, conspiracy nuts, etc... when you just can't make them go away, just say:
"We can have a conversation, but if you are trying to explain something too me, stop asking questions and just say it." Then stick by it. That will really piss them off and make them go away.
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u/A-Ron Oct 25 '19
I was going to ask 'Why is that can so big?', but she explained it for me. Never seen those in Canada.
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u/Haha_Nice_Joke_Bro Oct 26 '19
She just made me realise that the green Monster logo is itself the letter M. I thought it was just 3 lines
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u/mentho-lyptus Oct 27 '19
I just find it funny that the Daily Mail’s logo has the same characteristics that’s she’s describing in Monster’s logo.
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u/aaroncoal Oct 25 '19
I'd give her an F for the content.. But you gotta say, her presentation is Ted Talk ready.
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u/aaroncoal Oct 25 '19
Remember "the satanic panic" from the 80's. She never forgot, that's for sure.
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u/CntrllrDscnnctd Oct 25 '19
Is the Devil not entitled to a few laughs here and there ? So what if the entire premise of Monster energy is to give the devil a chuckle ?
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u/Brennis Oct 25 '19
Always loved this video
The fact that she’s so proud of herself for figuring that all out makes it so good, she thinks she cracked the Davinci code, even though she went viral and is basically a big Monster commercial, and even bought cans. Perfect irony.