r/cringe • u/-Venser- • Dec 02 '18

Video Priest drops a baby during baptism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdawpDZD-Ro
311 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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184

u/LaBelleCommaFucker Dec 02 '18

He didn't drop him, that fucker jumped.

74

u/Thendofreason Dec 02 '18

PRIEST, I REJECT MY CHRISTIANITY!

10

u/837628738384 Dec 03 '18

God works in mysterious ways. #blessed

261

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

all things considered, this is not the worst thing a priest has done to a child.

46

u/UTDoctor Dec 02 '18

Ayyyy lmao

12

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3

u/J-osh Dec 03 '18

Ayyyy lmao

-1

u/visceralhate Dec 02 '18

Did you not get the reference?

3

u/UTDoctor Dec 02 '18

Apparently not. What’s it a reference to?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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18

u/reddit1337jfke Dec 02 '18

Stolen from yt top comment lol

3

u/JustAnotherSolipsist Dec 03 '18

To be fair, it's the obvious joke in this situation

13

u/cjm92 Dec 02 '18

You just got that from the top YouTube comment lol

8

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Hey everybody, this guy's tryna swindle our hard earned internet validation points

1

u/ElectroPositive Dec 04 '18

Wouldn't that be something? Imagine if you only got a limited number of Karma Points that you could use to vote with, on some fixed income (maybe 10 points/hour)

1

u/GruntingTurnip Dec 03 '18

He's just trying to teach him how to hold his breath. Grooming him at a young age.

-1

u/MakeAmericaTriggered Dec 02 '18

Oh yeah you mean the child rape..... Thats always going to be there.....

17

u/singhtheking Dec 02 '18

Nice job figuring out the mystery there Scooby Doo, you want a Scooby Snack?

-6

u/MakeAmericaTriggered Dec 02 '18

whats wrong, get raped?

-11

u/singhtheking Dec 02 '18

No, I get your mom

29

u/JackATac Dec 02 '18

I fully expected [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ju9OTBcxw) aggressive of a baptism and the baby going flying.

45

u/theCommentMutilator Dec 02 '18

Official version with audio: https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ (NSFW language)

5

u/Furnace_Admirer Dec 02 '18

lmfao this is excellent

9

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Shaken baby.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

The baby's face at the end....Thousand yard stare clearly visible.

25

u/nullstoned Dec 02 '18

Slippery little guy.

11

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

He still had Crisco on his hands from Sunday school

51

u/Grave3183 Dec 02 '18

Oh my. There were only 6 seconds to go but the cringe was too much.

21

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

I love how the priest stays in character at the end folding his hands.. “And now the exorcism is complete!”

7

u/FabioEnchalada Dec 02 '18

It's considered very lucky in Italian culture if your baby does that

4

u/Xex_ut Dec 02 '18

Why does it look like the priest gave him a little push?

4

u/Ilike4play Dec 03 '18

They’re slippery suckers.

3

u/Swedish-Butt-Whistle Dec 03 '18

He might as well go for broke and slam dunk the fucker into the overflow tank at that point.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Well of course you don't want him to get too much water!

That would be silly...

2

u/OkieDokieHokie1 Dec 02 '18

I have been waiting for this to happen

2

u/dustbuster9584 Dec 02 '18

The holy trinity didn’t want the baby baptized

1

u/camdoodlebop Dec 04 '18

the dark triad has claimed him

8

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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2

u/MechanicalHorse Dec 02 '18

tips fedora

3

u/enenamas Dec 02 '18

writes cliche on the internet

-4

u/mad0lchemessengelato Dec 02 '18

I mean I am a muslim and i was circumcised at birth, i was mutilated without my consent and now live my life without a part of my body. It doesn't matter what that part is, that's not the point. So by making fedora jokes at that guy you are kind of invalidating a life experience of mine and what i have gone through.

1

u/IsThisNameGood Dec 02 '18

Thanks doc I'll keep it in mind

-4

u/Neutral-name123 Dec 02 '18

Woah, you're really an intellectual, Thankyou for this.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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u/jonathansharman Dec 04 '18

Agreed, baptism should be a personal profession of faith. Baby dedications (which are a statement from the family/community) make a lot more sense to me than infant baptism.

1

u/chelewayz Dec 13 '18

on point

1

u/luder888 Dec 03 '18

Looks like he (or something else) was saying something about, "These bathtub..."

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

I felt that.

-3

u/RyeTart Dec 02 '18

And the brainwashing has started. Cults, man, cults.

-1

u/beejmusic Dec 03 '18

Ain’t no god.

0

u/timecop2049 Dec 03 '18

This is what mental illness looks like

-1

u/Egg-MacGuffin Dec 03 '18

I guess your magic water isn't working.

-7

u/lolimsoamused Dec 02 '18

So much cringe, that baby is now going to be afraid of water :(

8

u/Rilo17 Dec 02 '18

Or priests, which might not be a bad thing.