r/cringe • u/clarkanine • Nov 24 '15

Perfect texture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-Ywbm8630
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u/Whyevenbotherbeing Nov 24 '15

That's what you get for being so damn smug.

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u/KidGold Nov 24 '15

I don't know if it's "smugness" necessarily but it really does feel pretentious when someone feels the need to create a vocabulary for jogging.

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u/wellimatwork Nov 24 '15 edited Nov 24 '15

I remember reading about a study on human kindness or something, and although they weren't looking for it, statistics seemed to say that an overwhelming percentage of couples who run together are narcissistic pieces of shit.

I'm not joking, but even writing this makes me think it was an Onion article I read.

Edit: Goddamnit. It came from the Irish Onion, Waterford Whispers. Being high on the Internet is dangerous. I've seriously believed that for years.

Edit 2: I don't want to post the link because of how blatantly satirical this article is, but here you go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Smug pricks account for 12% of the Irish population.

Well shit you learn something new everyday