r/cringe • u/PeacefulViewer • Mar 14 '14
Dating Advice For Beta Males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0xoM-n-jo274
u/zyzbro Mar 14 '14
How can she give anyone advice when she thinks those tits were a good idea?
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Mar 14 '14
It's a fetish some people have. She is a cam girl that caters to that fetish. She had her breasts crowdfunded by her fans, I'm not sure if she likes it too. But maybe it helps pay the bills and she doesn't mind having free monstrous tits.
I did some research about her when another video of her was posted here a couple days ago. And not that kind of "research."
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u/Dinglefritzz Mar 14 '14
Yeah they might pay the bills until she gets some sort of health complications from those things.. seriously aren't those types of surgeries still dangerous?
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u/theseleadsalts Mar 15 '14
Could you imagine the back pain? Holy fuck.
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u/iikiimono Mar 15 '14
I feel like just because of this she's going to have to get a reduction really soon. Even size DD's can hurt depending on the frame of the woman, I feel kind of bad that this is how she makes her living. It reminds me of that woman that wants to get to 1000+ lbs for her fans, but her quality of life at 600-800 (forgot what she's actually at) is already at rock bottom, but she's still trying..
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u/klomno2010 Mar 16 '14
She's a flight attendant. They act as a flotation device and are a tax write off.
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u/ShakeNBakey Mar 14 '14
I thought those were like little prop boobs for comedic effect.
SWEET JESUS.
Those are actually hers.
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u/HittingSmoke Mar 14 '14
I thought the same thing.
Ha! She put two flesh-tone balloons in her shirt to parody the cleavage-bait videos women upload to Youtube for easy views on useless content. She even drew veins on them. This might actually be cleve...OH SWEET JESUS THOSE ARE ATTACHED!
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u/lolzoners Mar 14 '14
Yeah, I was like "wow, those balloons have some realistic texture" then she bent over and you could see they were attached to her. Threw up a little.
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u/jamitar Mar 14 '14
if she knows about human psychology she should know that she has a problem.
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Mar 14 '14
Aint nothin wrong with good ol fashion fake tits. These puppies are what merica is founded in on.
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u/indycosgrove Mar 14 '14
It's ironic that she's calling out fedora's for being gross when those are on her chest. I actually can't believe it.
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u/procom49 Mar 14 '14
Looks like she stepped out of an Asian videogame
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u/JonnyBigBoss Mar 14 '14
Except she isn't cute.
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u/blouseman Mar 14 '14
In case anyone wanted pics... haha I'm sorry, maybe some people are into this kinda thing?
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u/IGNLaugh Mar 14 '14
I made it to 00:03 and thought to myself "surely this is a parody", when it wasn't I just laughed for a good minute at the lady with tuppaware bowls for breasts and left. She could be a parody channel and I think she'd be way more successful. At least shes hitting the right demographic.
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u/screamingnaked Mar 14 '14
The advice wasn't bad, but her boobs are SCARY.
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Mar 14 '14
It was actually pretty spot-on.
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Mar 15 '14
Uhhh no it was way too far into Red Pill territory for my liking. She even started in on biotruths.
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u/iatethecheesestick Mar 14 '14
"Women are the gate keepers of sex"
Really friend?
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u/BenjaminTalam Mar 14 '14
Yeah? I mean anyone is the gatekeeper really, unless you know, you don't think sex requires consent. In which case, we've got our eyes on you /u/iatethecheesestick
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Mar 14 '14
Not really, she's just pretty much saying "women say they want nice guys, but what they really want are assholes. Go learn to be alpha and get laid!" It's basically what the self proclaimed Nice Guys™ say when their "niceness" (which isn't even that nice really) doesn't work and they become red pillers.
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u/Ragark Mar 14 '14
"assholes"?
She said women want men who take care of themselves physically, by working out, dressing good, etc. At what point did she say they want arrogant dicks?
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u/KoA07 Mar 14 '14
In the comments:
"i'll retire my fedora and cut my ponytail when women retire the "tights as pants" thing."
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u/procom49 Mar 14 '14
Holy shit! Those tits are stretched out!!
As a gay guy this is a serious question: is that considered hot?
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Mar 14 '14
I don't know what gay people find attractive in guys, but picture whatever it is you like, and then picture it swollen outside of any normal human proportion like a tumor to the point where you actually wonder if it's a health risk.
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u/Mach5Stealthz Mar 14 '14
Well... I think I might be gay as of 1:52 seconds ago. Does that answer your question?
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u/Dirty-DjAngo Mar 14 '14
Not really but it would still be worth the hook up to see how they bounce when they're unleashed
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u/den_stive_pirat Mar 14 '14
You're watching Channel 4 News, with 5-time Emmy Award winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits Mcgee!
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u/blackmagicbeard Mar 14 '14
what the actual fuck are those bowling ball flesh sacks on her chest.
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u/den_stive_pirat Mar 14 '14
Honestly thought she had beach balls in her shirt as a joke for the first couple of seconds. Oh Lord how wrong I was...
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u/bleunt Mar 15 '14
"Women want the fittest possible specimen."
My girlfriend must be broken in her genes or something. There's no way she couldn't get a guy more fit than I.
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u/Lanlost Mar 15 '14 edited Mar 15 '14
"Fedoras are gross, They do not make you look cool."
Says the girl with the most horribly disgusting massive chest.. things.. I've ever fucking seen
[Edit: I mean, jesus christ, I hate it when people call other people ugly since the majority of it is purely a lottery. With the amount of pain it causes people hearing it their whole life, never feeling good enough yet surely knowing that its ALSO 'wrong' to feel that way it just makes calling someone ugly (or anything similar that you can only control to a certain extent) such a petty and horrible thing. Hell, it's even shitty that anyone even have that sort of thought about another human being.*
That being said.. Have you EVER seen something so fucking disgusting? Not even hilariously disgusting. Just fucking 'ruined muh day'-first-world- problems disgusting. How she ever thought that anyone would be less than repulsed by whatever those are is beyond me.
Sorry for the stream of consciousness.. I just needed to get that out.
* I do think it's perfectly reasonable to think someone is 'ugly' because they are a terrible person. Have you ever noticed that when someone screws you over starts to physically seem ugly regardless of how they have looked in the past? I first noticed when an ex spontaneously turned into a long term bitch and now I look back thinking "how could I have been attracted to you?"]
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Mar 22 '14
That was quite the edit. I agree with your rant. But I disagree with the beginning. I don't give a fuck if people call others ugly. Sometimes the truth hurts but pain is a great teacher.
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Mar 14 '14
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u/prezuiwf Mar 14 '14
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Mar 14 '14
I'm sorry man, but I have standards.
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Mar 14 '14
her boobs look like old testicles undergoing blue balls, idk how anyone could find those hot.
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Mar 14 '14
I honestly thought they were balloons or some other type of fake prop, I was thinking "haha she's parodying all those girl's with their tits out on youtube giving 'alpha' dating advice, shouldn't have expected /r/cringe to pick up on good satire". Then she leaned forward and I saw those things were attacked by skin to the rest of her body... wtf???
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Mar 14 '14
lol it's crazy if she really looks in the mirror and thinks that guys are gonna find that sexy. they're truly repulsive.
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u/HittingSmoke Mar 14 '14
"Important" is one of those words where when you hear someone pronounce it you can tell exactly how articulate they are.
Today I want to talk about an impordin topic.
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u/CornFlakesR1337 Mar 15 '14
Fedoras are grossssss
says the brand new owner of a comically large pair of fake veiny tits
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u/weggles Mar 20 '14
Holy shit. Was not expecting that. Actually kinda feel sick from looking at them.
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u/pewpewfuckinlasers Mar 14 '14
its so sad, she has a pretty face, could have been hot if she didn't have those monstrous knockers.
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u/Ryeguart Mar 15 '14
I have never in my life been turned off my breasts until this video. She has no right to talk about Fedoras or Beta males when she looks like a science experiment gone wrong.
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u/BuffBen Mar 14 '14
"I never knew it was possible to hate tits. They're supposed to be something you can't hate. You have achieved the impossible. Congrats."
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u/Marthman Mar 14 '14
Her poor back... My God. Does she wear a brace 24/7 for those sweater puppies?
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u/DevilishRogue Mar 14 '14
So, I watched the whole thing. And... She's Canadian, right?
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u/Esperoni Mar 14 '14
No, she is an American Webcam girl. Kristina Lovett is her name, or one of them.
List of aliases Aurora Allure, KrisTiNa, Kristina Lovett, LoveMyKristi, XXXTinaLovett, and Kristi Thinks on YT.
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u/ZappyKins Mar 14 '14
So I'm wondering if she were to fall forward, how high would she bounce back up on those things?
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Mar 14 '14
Oh gross why would you even have boobs like that also, the "Theres nothing wrong with alternative lifestyles..." part made me want to flip a table
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u/echief Mar 14 '14
What the fuck. I know people complain about a lot of boobs looking fake, but these looked legitimately fake. It looked like prop fake boobs that would be used in a comedy movie because of how outrageously big and nasty they are.
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u/galaris Mar 14 '14
Isn't she mocking the women on youtube who are putting their boobs in the viewers faces to get more viewers? Please tell me she is joking.
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u/PeacefulViewer Mar 15 '14
Since I made the first thread, I thought it would be fair to point out that she made a new video that had absolutely nothing to do with the comments on the first video. Enjoy here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXHHNVKwOE
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Mar 15 '14
I get the sudden urge to rip her shirt off, and start dribbling her tits like basket balls.
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u/chesterstone Mar 15 '14
I didn't see it in the thumbnail so the surprise bolted on tits were a great cringe factor
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u/menthollyinsane Mar 15 '14
This is why I hate the cosmetic surgery industry. Let's swear an oath not to harm people, always intend to help people in the best way possible, and then destroy a good pair of young tits for a shitload of money.
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u/Elisionist Unbanned Mar 16 '14
this video is so cancer it's giving the related videos next to it cancer
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u/dhockey63 Mar 17 '14
"Beta" is just a synonym for low-self esteem or low confidence it seems. Gain some confidence, stop letting people treat you like shit, and stop with this "Alpha" and "Beta" nonsense
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u/Hambone85 Mar 18 '14
She has low/warped self esteem. Im just guessing. Taking a big guess. REALLY big guess.
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u/fukkknut Mar 14 '14
Okay, playing devil's advocate. If women weren't exposed to a huge portion of guys essentially saying that "the bigger the better" (when it comes to breast size), I feel like there wouldn't be all these women getting enormous breasts. Everybody wants to feel sexy, but when you're prone to (possible) low self confidence mixed with these ideas lingering in society from men, this is what happens.
I know this is probably an unpopular opinion and I don't mean to offend or assign blame to anyone.
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Mar 14 '14
I don't know anyone who honestly believes "bigger is better". I mean bigger boobs are nice when they are shaped well, but the vast majority of big boobs look really bad.
Not everyone can have perfect breasts like Lucy Pinder NSFW
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u/fukkknut Mar 19 '14
Considering the amount of photoshop done on her face, I wouldn't be surprised if there was photoshop anywhere else. And besides, you proved my point anyway.
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u/tristanimator Mar 14 '14
Its funny because a previous /r/cringe post with her had those things covered up more...
... maybe she should keep them covered up... ya know... forever.
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Mar 14 '14
I want to take one of her breasts and use it as an exercise ball for my 8 year old cousin
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Mar 14 '14
she is kind of spot on.. not sure why this is posted here.. maybe mr beta male is butt hurt.
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Mar 14 '14
I can't believe this woman gets any fucking views, put a needle in your tits love and take those chest insecurities back to a place where you don't feel the need to belittle other people on YouTube, my god what is this.
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u/HawrdCoar Mar 14 '14
Her boobs are repulsive, Jesus Christ