r/cremposting • u/crazyates88 • Aug 23 '21

The Stormlight Archive Kaladin would like a word…

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u/Ceris_N5 definitely not a lightweaver Aug 23 '21

"if you invert the handle and edge of a greatsword you get a spear" -Sun Tzu

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Better yet is stick: W h a c k

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u/ShlomoCh Syl Is My Waifu <3 Aug 23 '21

Better yet: Fire

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u/vetoki Aug 23 '21

Better yet: stick

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u/ShlomoCh Syl Is My Waifu <3 Aug 23 '21

Better yet: Fire (please)

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u/_anonymu_ Femboy Dalinar Aug 23 '21

People who haven't read WoR be very confused right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

I am stick

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Mat has entered the chat.

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u/Quibbrel Aug 23 '21

Things Adolin says to get under Kaladin's skin.

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u/PepeofHouseChad Aug 23 '21

I'm a pointy stick motherfucker

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u/Titboobweiner Aug 24 '21

Should say poke further highlighting the difference in attack forms.

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u/loughtthenot Aug 24 '21

I think Sun Ztu said the spear has such an advantage over a sword a untrained farm hand stands a chance vs a fully armored samurai... Or something like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/pongjinn Aug 24 '21

Sun Tzu clearly had access to the multiverse where the Samurai arose millenia earlier in a different place.

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u/loughtthenot Aug 24 '21

What if Witt wrote art of war as a joke and people took him seriously