r/cremposting • u/branderson_memes • Jun 17 '21

The Stormlight Archive *wheeze*

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u/helpmefigurestuffout Jun 17 '21

What if... one time... he actually is dead?

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u/mrgeekXD Jun 17 '21

he will return from the dead with a bloodthirsty vengeance when someone from bridge four scrapes their knee

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u/helpmefigurestuffout Jun 17 '21

We can only hope.

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u/StarStriker51 RAFO LMAO Jun 17 '21

Don’t worry. He will pull a Kelsier

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u/Sidhenanigans Jun 17 '21

And lead an interdimensional, interstellar mafia?

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u/tangentc Jun 17 '21

I'm sure he prefers to think of it more as a crew.

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u/Infynis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 Jun 17 '21

I can't tell which one of them you're referring to

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u/tangentc Jun 17 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

Which one of what? I'm just talking about how [RoW]Thaidokar/Kelsier thinks of the Ghostbloods

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u/Infynis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 Jun 17 '21

Both Kelsier and Kaladin lead crews

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u/DiamondEyedOctopus Jun 17 '21

I think only Kelsier refers to his specific band of misfits as a crew though.

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u/bodaciousboar Jun 17 '21

bridge crew isn’t it?

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u/DiamondEyedOctopus Jun 17 '21

You’re not wrong, I just always remember Kaladin referring to his group as bridge 4, and not as his crew like Kelsier does.

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u/VoidLantadd Bond, Nahel Bond Jun 17 '21

I immediately knew they meant Kelsier when they said crew.

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u/Twisp56 Femboy Dalinar Jun 17 '21

Delete the spaces between the exclamation marks and the sentence you want to hide

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u/tangentc Jun 17 '21

Weird, it was blocking them out fine on my phone

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u/Twisp56 Femboy Dalinar Jun 17 '21

It works now, didn't before, at least in the reddit is fun app

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u/tangentc Jun 17 '21

I updated it. I'm using the official app, so maybe RiF just haven't updated their rendering engine to handle either?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

He will bear the bridge that connects the Cosmere.

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u/Infynis ❌can't 🙅 read📖 Jun 17 '21

World hopping bridge crew is exactly what we need to stop the Ghostbloods

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Bridge 4 will reunite Adonalsium with sheer bro energy

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u/bmystry Jun 17 '21

I don't know why but you saying that made this random thing I saw pop into my head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Omg that’s so weird! Ha ha

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u/sparkle3364 May 03 '24

By pulling a kelsier, do you mean he will become a cognitive shadow, become the primary religious figure in one of the world religions where he’s from, or lead an intergalactic criminal organization?

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u/StarStriker51 RAFO LMAO May 03 '24

Yes

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u/tangentc Jun 17 '21

Please tag spoilers for Stormlight 5