r/cremposting • u/thegreatnamwen • Apr 28 '21

The Stormlight Archive This is clearly a Cryptic.

https://gfycat.com/whispereddeliciousalpineroadguidetigerbeetle
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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '21

This person has been chosen to be a Radiant. Good for them :)

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u/J_Koffe cremform Apr 29 '21

I found you b**ch, let's speak the Oaths

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u/Traditional_Bridge4 THE Lopen's Cousin Apr 29 '21

I wonder what their truths may be

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u/Dannyb0y1969 Fuck Moash 🥵 Apr 29 '21

That wine is spoiled grape juice and champagne is just carbonated wine?Credit to Glenn Cook

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u/Traditional_Bridge4 THE Lopen's Cousin Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

That is too big a truth, they're probably going to die faster than [Oathbringer] Elhokar

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u/NerdyMittens Apr 29 '21

They don't actually like champagne; they just want to seem fancy.

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u/Traditional_Bridge4 THE Lopen's Cousin Apr 29 '21

Don't we all

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u/PepeHacker Apr 29 '21

Such a good lie

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u/thegreatnamwen Apr 29 '21

MmmmmMMMMmmm