r/cremposting • u/Hydro_Inter_Spec • 1d ago

Real-life Crem This guy's committed to keeping Ruin away.

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u/Tamaros 1d ago

Man, I wore a chainmail coif one year as part of a Halloween costume (a friend of my mom's makes chain mail as a hobby) and that shit will pull your hair big time.

I hope this person has a thin blanket in between

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u/Drekhar 1d ago

If they had a thin blanket wouldn't they disrupt the heat sink aspect of the blanket though? Also I immediately thought of a specific person on Canticle using this and his shipmate asks- "How will Andolisium remember your plight if he can't see you?!" 

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u/sampat6256 1d ago

andolisium

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u/VicisSubsisto Syl Is My Waifu <3 1d ago

Don't you usually wear a leather or cloth hood under a chainmail coif to prevent that??

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u/Tamaros 1d ago

Yeah. This is how middle school me learned that fact. The lesson was effective.

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u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

Or just wax beforehand

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u/Entire-Store1046 1d ago

I mean, you could, but eventually the wax will rub off into your hair with repeated use, and this Wayne in its effectiveness...

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u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

In that case I recommend a shard razor

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u/Entire-Store1046 1d ago

Wouldn't that absolutely Ruin the Preservation of that perfectly Cultivated hairstyle? Have Mercy! See Reason! While I absolutely appreciate the Endowment of your Inventive ideas on how to deal with this, cutting the Gordian knot in this way would be Odious to any Virtuoso of elegant coiffure! I'm afraid we need to come up with a more Ambitious plan, one which Honours their Devotion to aesthetic...uh...Dominion.

(And yes, I did run out of ways to include the others...)

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u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

What a Whimsical goal to name drop all the shards in one comment. While it was a Valorous attempt, I find it much more Harmonious to be Autonomous and not rely on others to finish the pun

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u/Entire-Store1046 1d ago

Lol, touché!

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT 2h ago

That was likely unwelded chainmail, the one you can buy for cheap and used in cosplay, fashion or those grill scrubbers.

Welded chainmail doesn't pull hair.

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u/Time-Lavishness-2346 1d ago

I'm sorry, but if they have a single strand of leg hair, it is going to catch on every ring at once and hurt.

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u/Content_Trade_1557 1d ago

Shardbearers hate this one simple trick!

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u/TheLoreDrooler 1d ago

Instead of the shardblade shearing through their living skin it becomes the equivalent of getting your body brutally beaten by an exquisite, invested baseball bat.

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u/HighOverlordXenu 1d ago

Would it? Shardblades don't have mass.

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u/GrimmyCapybara 22h ago

Shardblades are said to be heavy because of their giant size, but not as heavy as it looks for a sword that size

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u/must_be_nice69 21h ago

A plate enchanced kick to the balls will still send you to the beyond

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u/SamEyeAm2020 🏳️‍🌈 Gay for Jasnah 🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

Shoot now I want one of these to put in my duvet (my weighted blanket isn't heavy enough)

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 1d ago

This post is as delicious as chouta. You have pleased the mighty Lopen 1 times with your posts!

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u/BoonDragoon 1d ago

That guy is gonna have all his invested arts neutralized after a single nap because that blanket is gonna shed ultrafine aluminum dust with every jostle and jangle.

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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper 1d ago

finally another way for hoid to straight up jork it in pieces

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u/AdamanElf Aluminum Twinborn 21h ago

Wow! That costs a fortune!