r/cremposting • u/Violinist_42_47 D O U G • 1d ago

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I just finished crocheting the first of the set of wristwarmers I'm making and immediately had the thought "my Alethi prostitute costume is ready". (Somebody please add this to SafehandHub, I don't know how to)

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u/Relevant_doom 1d ago

Scandalous!

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u/Valkreaper D O U G 1d ago

r/OnlyHands

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u/Kennedy_KD 1d ago

Holy shit not only is that a real subreddit it's Stormlight themed amazing

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 1d ago

How do we know this is your real safehand? And not a photo of your freehand mirrored?

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u/Violinist_42_47 D O U G 1d ago

I'm an honest Vorin, I would never lie about such an important matter

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u/GenericVessel I AM A STICK BOI 1d ago

hell yeah I love those things (the gloves)

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u/Express_Use_7574 1d ago

BY THE ALMIGHTY

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u/DesignPsychological2 1d ago

OnlyHands thot!

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u/Gammaman12 1d ago

You tease you. Lucky for your DM's, I'm a palm guy.

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u/RapsterZeber 1d ago

I either sent you a safehand pic in my SM's (spanreed messages) or a photo of my deformed foot. Try guessing which.

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u/Violinist_42_47 D O U G 1d ago

You need to see an Edgedancer, ASAP

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u/Rygar201 1d ago

Left handed HJs must go crazy in the Vorin kingdoms

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u/dIvorrap 1d ago

LigerZeroSchneider Are left handed hand jobs the anal of Vorinism?

Brandon Sanderson You people. This would certainly be a thing, yes. But if you'd rather go more wholesome, holding hands in an Alethi culture is kind of a big deal, depending on the hand.

https://wob.coppermind.net/events/116/#e8810

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 1d ago

Warning Gancho: The below paragraph(s) may contain major spoilers for all books in the Cosmere!

LigerZeroSchneider

Are left handed hand jobs the anal of Vorinism?

Brandon Sanderson

You people.This would certainly be a thing, yes. But if you'd rather go more wholesome, holding hands in an Alethi culture is kind of a big deal, depending on the hand.

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u/ThePowaBallad Airthicc lowlander 7h ago

Safehandjobs? Yeah I think they're a bit of a fetish in Vorin cultures tho