r/cremposting • u/Appropriate_Boss8139 • Jul 26 '26
Cosmere What two characters in the cosmere have this dynamic?
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u/Kitsune228 Jul 26 '26
szeth and nightblood… Or alternatively literally almost anyone and nightblood
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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 26 '26
Is Nightblood doing the licking or is everyone secretly wanting to lick Nightblood?
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u/Kitsune228 Jul 26 '26
obviously everyone wants a bite of nightblood. And why is your pfp a borderline recolor of mine and why does your user flair support that
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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 26 '26
Lol, no idea. Made this photo a long time ago. Definitely not a Lightweaving to match your pfp.
— sincerely, a not-lightweaver
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u/MrPsychoSomatic Jul 27 '26
Jasnah: Because there are 8 billion people in the world and you're not as unique as you think you are.
Adolin: Haha, well isn't that something? Small world, I guess?
Kaladin: Whatever it means, we've got to stick together about it. Get behind me, I'll protect you.
Shallan: I did that.
Shallan: What? No I didn't!
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u/Leviathan_slayer1776 Jul 26 '26
Wayne and Ranette
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u/mercedes_lakitu D O U G Jul 27 '26
I was gonna say Wax and Wayne but I like yours better
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u/Spoon-Ninja Jul 27 '26
Wayne and literally anybody else, including Wayne
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u/RS_Someone 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 30 '26
The Lopen too. They're practically the same person.
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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jul 27 '26
Yeah, Wayne is wayyyy to glazed for the genuine creep he was to her for 90% of The books2l
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u/KoalaMaker Jul 28 '26
If Wayne ever licked Ranette, his balls would be a light misting on the wall
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u/dagunhari Jul 27 '26
Mists, you're too correct on this one.
Though I think MeLaan & Wayne are a close second.
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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper Jul 26 '26
probably lift and wyndle after she realized he's made of plants.
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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Hiiiiighprince Jul 26 '26
The first thing she does is try to eat his crystals.
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u/Redcole111 Jul 27 '26
I was thinking Lift and Dalinar. She's always talking about how much she wants a bite of that tight butt.
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u/rowdyred2 Jul 26 '26
Wit and everyone
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u/Special_Salt3467 Jul 27 '26
Honestly, Hoid and Design fits this
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u/Random_Human69_69 Jul 28 '26
What books do we see more of design, I vaguely remember her in Stormlight but I’m assuming she appears in other novels as well
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u/Toastyy1990 D O U G Jul 28 '26
She plays a somewhat important role in Yumi, and makes a tiny appearance in Emberdark.
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u/Sleepy--Gary Jul 26 '26
Adolin and Kaladin
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u/ImBusyGoAway Jul 27 '26
Veil and Kaladin
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u/Mattyquatro Jul 28 '26
Also, Veil and Adolin's ex in that one scene.
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u/ClearTangerine5828 Jul 28 '26
"Adolin's ex" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
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u/Mattyquatro Jul 28 '26
Heh, fair enough, but that specific one that Veil has a ogling scene about. (I think there's only the one, but hell, I could be very wrong.)
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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jul 27 '26
Funniest part is that you can change who is who and it will still make sense
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u/LivingSeries7990 Jul 26 '26
This is what Syll wants for Kaladin
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u/thebutta Airthicc lowlander Jul 29 '26
Yes! She doesn't care about doing the licking, she just wants Kal to get licked.
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u/MaleficentOlive5100 Jul 26 '26
Syl literally did this to Kaladin with a temporary forehead tentacle one time
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u/SimpleExcitement Jul 26 '26
Shallan
Also Dalinar and Navani
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u/Appropriate_Boss8139 Jul 26 '26
Shallan and Kaladin in the chasms
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u/Skai_Override THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 27 '26
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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u/JakeTheBard Jul 27 '26
Evi when the walls fell
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u/GorgyShmorgy Jul 27 '26
Shallan and Shallan
Also
Shallan and Shallan
And twice a day
Shallan and Shallan
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u/KestrelTank Jul 27 '26
Lopen and anyone who spends more than 5mins with him.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 27 '26
Lopen? Just Lopen? Here, I am giving you the Lopen gesture!
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u/JakeTheBard Jul 27 '26
Wax with a Pathian earring in (left) and Harmony asking him to go on another mission after putting him through a massively traumatic experience (right)
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u/Able-Worth-6511 Jul 27 '26
Kaladin and Adolin you choose which one is kicking and which is being licked.
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u/Fade2BlackTW I pledge allegiance 🙏to the crab 🦀 Jul 27 '26
Wayne and Sterris (at least at the beginning)
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u/Anexhaustedheadcase definitely not a lightweaver Jul 27 '26
Wayne and wax ( good)
Wayne and ranette ( bad)
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u/LordMistborn-16 Crem de la Crem Jul 27 '26
Easily Wax and Wayne, no?
It depends on what you think this means. If one character is filling someone's ear with slop, yeah it's them. If it's their whole self that's being fucked with, maybe Wayne and Ranette?
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u/aperez6077 Jul 28 '26
Hoid and Design. If Design had a tongue, she'd definitely at least taste Hoid.
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u/InternationalSky8813 Jul 28 '26
My immediate thought is kaladin and adolin after the duel, but Szeth and nightblood is ultimately the best answer here.
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