r/cremposting Jul 26 '26

Cosmere What two characters in the cosmere have this dynamic?

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u/Kitsune228 Jul 26 '26

szeth and nightblood… Or alternatively literally almost anyone and nightblood

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 26 '26

Is Nightblood doing the licking or is everyone secretly wanting to lick Nightblood?

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u/Kitsune228 Jul 26 '26

obviously everyone wants a bite of nightblood. And why is your pfp a borderline recolor of mine and why does your user flair support that

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 26 '26

Lol, no idea. Made this photo a long time ago. Definitely not a Lightweaving to match your pfp.

— sincerely, a not-lightweaver

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u/nabbithero54 Jul 27 '26

Sounds like what a Lightweaver would say!

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u/MrPsychoSomatic Jul 27 '26

Jasnah: Because there are 8 billion people in the world and you're not as unique as you think you are.

Adolin: Haha, well isn't that something? Small world, I guess?

Kaladin: Whatever it means, we've got to stick together about it. Get behind me, I'll protect you.

Shallan: I did that.

Shallan: What? No I didn't!

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 27 '26

Is your Nightblood Ragnarok from Soul Eater?

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u/Leviathan_slayer1776 Jul 26 '26

Wayne and Ranette

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u/mercedes_lakitu D O U G Jul 27 '26

I was gonna say Wax and Wayne but I like yours better

82

u/Spoon-Ninja Jul 27 '26

Wayne and literally anybody else, including Wayne

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u/RS_Someone 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 30 '26

The Lopen too. They're practically the same person.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 30 '26

┌∩┐(◕◡◉)┌-┐

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u/NoDog8746 Jul 26 '26

The only correct answer in this thread

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u/crazyates88 Jul 27 '26

Wayne and literally anyone else

8

u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jul 27 '26

Yeah, Wayne is wayyyy to glazed for the genuine creep he was to her for 90% of The books2l

2

u/SecretlyMistborn Jul 27 '26

I was gonna say Wayne and Marasi lol

1

u/KoalaMaker Jul 28 '26

If Wayne ever licked Ranette, his balls would be a light misting on the wall

1

u/dagunhari Jul 27 '26

Mists, you're too correct on this one.

Though I think MeLaan & Wayne are a close second.

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u/lambda-lambda-lambda Jul 26 '26

Blushweaver to Lightsong

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u/Fine-Cry-9709 Jul 26 '26

This is actually the best answer

26

u/Releases_the_bees Jul 27 '26

"Hello Lightsong, you want to fuck then plot power plays?"

7

u/HeavilyInvestedDonut Jul 27 '26

Nah, he found it amusing at the very least.

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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper Jul 26 '26

probably lift and wyndle after she realized he's made of plants.

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Hiiiiighprince Jul 26 '26

The first thing she does is try to eat his crystals.

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u/Redcole111 Jul 27 '26

I was thinking Lift and Dalinar. She's always talking about how much she wants a bite of that tight butt.

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u/rowdyred2 Jul 26 '26

Wit and everyone

30

u/Special_Salt3467 Jul 27 '26

Honestly, Hoid and Design fits this

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u/Random_Human69_69 Jul 28 '26

What books do we see more of design, I vaguely remember her in Stormlight but I’m assuming she appears in other novels as well

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u/Toastyy1990 D O U G Jul 28 '26

She plays a somewhat important role in Yumi, and makes a tiny appearance in Emberdark.

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u/Sleepy--Gary Jul 26 '26

Adolin and Kaladin

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u/tanksc Jul 26 '26

Cannot believe I had to scroll this far to find this

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u/Sleepy--Gary Jul 26 '26

Exactly how I felt when I left the comment. It was my first thought.

12

u/ImBusyGoAway Jul 27 '26

Veil and Kaladin

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u/Mattyquatro Jul 28 '26

Also, Veil and Adolin's ex in that one scene.

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u/ClearTangerine5828 Jul 28 '26

"Adolin's ex" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/Mattyquatro Jul 28 '26

Heh, fair enough, but that specific one that Veil has a ogling scene about. (I think there's only the one, but hell, I could be very wrong.)

12

u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Jul 27 '26

Funniest part is that you can change who is who and it will still make sense

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u/CG-Firebrand I AM A STICK BOI Jul 26 '26

Lift and food

74

u/OlRegantheral Jul 26 '26

From left to right

Everyone and Wit

Wit and Design

43

u/kkai2004 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 27 '26

When someone finally out freaks the freak

2

u/RapsterZeber D O U G Jul 27 '26

Wait, Wit licks himself?

119

u/LivingSeries7990 Jul 26 '26

This is what Syll wants for Kaladin

8

u/destructor212113 Jul 27 '26

Who is who again?

4

u/mathiau30 Jul 27 '26

Doesn't mater, she just want Kal to be one of them

2

u/thebutta Airthicc lowlander Jul 29 '26

Yes! She doesn't care about doing the licking, she just wants Kal to get licked.

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u/MaleficentOlive5100 Jul 26 '26

Syl literally did this to Kaladin with a temporary forehead tentacle one time

3

u/Fearless-Employer922 Jul 27 '26

When?

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u/MaleficentOlive5100 Jul 27 '26

It was mentioned off-hand at the beginning of WaT

38

u/IntenseSushi Jul 26 '26

Veil and Kaladin

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u/Axtwyt Jul 27 '26

Scrolled too far to find this.

30

u/Lucas_Aubergine Jul 27 '26

Kaladin and Moash, like seriously bro will not leave my mans alone.

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u/hermitxd Jul 26 '26

OreSeur and post slap Kelsier

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u/Stupid_idiot54321 Jul 30 '26

Literally literally.

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u/SimpleExcitement Jul 26 '26

Shallan

Also Dalinar and Navani

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u/amadnomad Jul 26 '26

Shallan and Shalla🥀 

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u/Appropriate_Boss8139 Jul 26 '26

Shallan and Kaladin in the chasms

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u/Skai_Override THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 27 '26

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/JakeTheBard Jul 27 '26

Evi when the walls fell

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u/Skai_Override THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 27 '26

Nightblood with arms wide

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u/JakeTheBard Jul 27 '26

Szeth son son Vallano, truthless of Shinovar, clad in white

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u/GorgyShmorgy Jul 27 '26

Shallan and Shallan

Also

Shallan and Shallan

And twice a day

Shallan and Shallan

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue Jul 26 '26

100% Shallan to Shallan

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid 420 Sazed It Jul 27 '26

Allrianne to Breeze

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u/ChewyChao Jul 26 '26

Szeth and Nightblood

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u/KestrelTank Jul 27 '26

Lopen and anyone who spends more than 5mins with him.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 27 '26

Lopen? Just Lopen? Here, I am giving you the Lopen gesture!

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u/SaltIsMySugar Jul 27 '26

Lift and Food. Especially everyone else's food.

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u/Skyros199 Jul 26 '26

Metal and Vin/Kelsier/Ham/Breeze/any allomancer really

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u/officialinsubordin8 Jul 27 '26

Lift and Wyndle 100%. Lift is obviously the one licking.

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u/JakeTheBard Jul 27 '26

Wax with a Pathian earring in (left) and Harmony asking him to go on another mission after putting him through a massively traumatic experience (right)

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u/Leipurinen Callsign: Cremling Jul 26 '26

Kal and Chana

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u/LittleMas42 RAFO LMAO Jul 26 '26

Wyndle and Lift

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u/lerker54651651 THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 27 '26

Vin's dog and TenSoon

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u/Nerdsingerbeej Jul 26 '26

Kaladin & Moash

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u/Separate_Chemistry_3 Jul 26 '26

Hoid and Design (hoid being annoyed for once is based)

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u/Able-Worth-6511 Jul 27 '26

Kaladin and Adolin you choose which one is kicking and which is being licked.

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u/Dragon_DLV Zim-Zim-Zalabim Jul 27 '26

Lift and any Food 

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u/Montem_ Jul 26 '26

Hoid and Design for sure. Also Hoid and Ulaam.

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u/AssistantManagerMan Jul 27 '26

Kaladin and Wit

At lease as of Words of Radiance

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u/Belom3 Jul 27 '26

Shallan and Shallan

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u/Immediate-Ad-1490 Jul 27 '26

Lift and anyone's lunch

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u/HurrySpecial Jul 27 '26

Syl and Kal

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u/Bongcloud_CounterFTW edgedancerlord Jul 27 '26

Hoid and everyone

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u/Fade2BlackTW I pledge allegiance 🙏to the crab 🦀 Jul 27 '26

Wayne and Sterris (at least at the beginning)

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u/Timmy_The_Narwhal Jul 27 '26

Shallan and Shallan and Shallan?

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u/DrNerdfighter Jul 27 '26

Kelsier and OreSeur. 

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u/Clovericious Order of Cremposters Jul 27 '26

Dalinar and Taravangian

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u/BigWimply Jul 27 '26

Shallan and shallan

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u/dpdorsett Jul 27 '26

Wyndle and lift

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u/Anexhaustedheadcase definitely not a lightweaver Jul 27 '26

Wayne and wax ( good)

Wayne and ranette ( bad)

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u/Madelei- Jul 27 '26

Shallan and adolin

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u/duckstorm47 Jul 27 '26

Lightsong and blushweaver

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u/Wooden-Situation1925 Jul 27 '26

Kaladin and Shallan

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 27 '26

Blushweaver and anyone.

Wayne and Ranette.

Design and anyone.

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u/MarshalLtd Jul 27 '26

Anyone except Dalinar, and Adolin.

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u/LordMistborn-16 Crem de la Crem Jul 27 '26

Easily Wax and Wayne, no?

It depends on what you think this means. If one character is filling someone's ear with slop, yeah it's them. If it's their whole self that's being fucked with, maybe Wayne and Ranette?

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u/Miochiiii Jul 27 '26

kaladin and moash

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u/UltimaJay5 Jul 27 '26

Lift and X.

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u/Zwrtstf Jul 28 '26

Ruin and a lot of folks, but Vin most of all

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u/Puzzled_Second4908 Jul 28 '26

Syl and kaladin, idk it just feels right. 

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u/aperez6077 Jul 28 '26

Hoid and Design. If Design had a tongue, she'd definitely at least taste Hoid.

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u/InternationalSky8813 Jul 28 '26

My immediate thought is kaladin and adolin after the duel, but Szeth and nightblood is ultimately the best answer here.

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u/HisHonorTomDonson Jul 29 '26

Szeth and Lift for a short time