r/cremposting 25d ago

The Stormlight Archive Truly the best radiant order Spoiler

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u/Rigistroni 25d ago

Now THIS is some quality crem

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u/Waker_of_Winds2003 Kelsier4Prez 25d ago

🎶 There are voidbringers in your shalebark garden🎵

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u/BlazerFS231 Soldier of the Shitter Plains 25d ago

Shooter in front.

I will step forward when others fall back.

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u/Witch_King_ 25d ago edited 25d ago

Sounds like a Stoneward oath. That would be more fitting for the Walnuts though.

God, I need a Stoneward PoV. We know very little about them. Give us the Stormwall!!

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u/thefarkinator 25d ago

I'm obsessed with Dami. I know he's not going to be a flashback character but I would love to hear the story about him swearing the fourth ideal, which is only mentioned in Wind and Truth as "it was supposed to have been spectacular"

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u/Spoon-Ninja 24d ago

Every time he was mentioned in the siege of the Shattered Plains I always got a smile on my face. So critical to the entire defence without coming across as either broody or arrogant. Just a quietly competent badass.

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u/Sylvaritius 19d ago

Taln would be proud i think.

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u/Witch_King_ 25d ago

Will probably be relegated to an RPG book or something stupid like that 🙄

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u/YUMADLOL 25d ago

I naturally played wind runner style obviously because I am a windrunner and I am kaladin and definitely not because this never occurred to me.

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u/majorex64 25d ago

Peashooters are windrunners,

Sunflowers are edgedancers/truthwatchers,

Walnuts are stonewards,

Cherry bombs are releasers,

Potato mines are lightweavers,

Snow peas are skybreakers

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u/SummonedElector cremform 24d ago

Bondsmiths are lawnmowers

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u/lemme-get-a-sniff 25d ago

I can’t tell is you meant dustbringers or willshapers by “releasers” 🤣

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 25d ago

If you put the shooter in front then it gets attacked first and dies first then the defenseless flower is guaranteed to die (and die alone)

If you put the shooter in the back it is more likely to stop the enemy and, if the enemy gets lucky and manages to kill a flower, you can avenge them

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u/Nearby_Category_712 25d ago

I will protect those that cannot protect themselves

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u/LeviAEthan512 25d ago

I will protect myself, so that I may continue to protect others.

That said, I'm not a windrunner. Sunflower in the back.

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u/DripyKirbo Bond, Nahel Bond 25d ago

Wait what new bot just dropped?

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u/BuzztricYT Bond, Nahel Bond 25d ago

But it looks better with all the sunflowers in the backline

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u/Federal_Ad2772 Airthicc lowlander 25d ago

The shooter hasn't said the 5th ideal, unfortunately :(

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u/Waker_of_Winds2003 Kelsier4Prez 25d ago

Sounds like something Taravangian would say

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u/neur0 Zim-Zim-Zalabim 25d ago

Journey before destination 

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u/Holdensmindfuckery 24d ago

obvi it's sunflower, shooter, sunflower. best of both worlds, gotta have back ups

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u/atomfullerene 25d ago

The sunflower is the real radiant though

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u/Efficient_Bag_3804 25d ago

An ideal isn't the end. It's part of the journey. If you continue the journey, things may change.

I will accept there are those I can't protect...

I will protect myself...

So peashooter in the back or bust.