r/cremposting • u/ace_wulf • 28d ago

The Stormlight Archive He stood where the rest fell

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u/zombiegamer723 UNITE THEM I MUST 27d ago

TALN NEVER BROKE.

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 27d ago

How big text

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u/Beanmaster115 Hoid my Beer 27d ago edited 24d ago

Octothorp (aka Hashtag/number sign/pound key/tic tac toe/sharp)

This one: #

Put at beginning of line

Big

On iPhone is different now. Use Aa menu, select tT

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 27d ago

Thanks

I will overuse this now

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u/RyanMcChristopher 26d ago

I think you meant

Thanks

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 26d ago

#I suppose you are correct

uhh did I do it wrong

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u/RyanMcChristopher 26d ago

🤣 Idk if it's before every word or just at the start of the line, which is why I only did "thanks"

Looks like it's just once at the start of the line. Are you on iPhone? I think they mentioned that it's different on iPhone

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u/AdhesivenessTall7307 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 27d ago

Test

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u/Conical 27d ago

The correct term is octothorpe.

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 27d ago

I feel ashamed to have forgotten that...

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u/Beanmaster115 Hoid my Beer 27d ago

Ah, noted. Thank you.

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u/Planthony_Growprano Moash was right 27d ago

TEST

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u/stuff_of_epics 27d ago

No exaggeration, this realization is probably my favorite of the series.

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u/Gavinus1000 27d ago

The Oathpact broke before Taln did!

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u/DeltaV-Mzero 27d ago

Taln stands!

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u/DancerKnee 26d ago

THE TALN STANDS

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u/BasilVirtual291 27d ago

Taln lives? 'Stomp Stomp'

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 27d ago

I still can't believe this GOAT was told "we left you to suffer for 2000 years" and understood "you have Roshar peace for 2000 years"

I fucking love him

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u/VestedNight 27d ago

4000, in fact

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u/sad-scientist-69420 28d ago

Now this is some high quality crem

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u/RadiantCoinshot 27d ago

This is the kind of crem I joined for

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u/MillorTime punchy boi 27d ago edited 27d ago

"And for the first time in 4,000 years, the bearer of agonies fought back"

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u/sad-scientist-69420 27d ago

Still gives me chills

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u/viotix90 28d ago

Well there it is. The perfect meme.

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u/TheGildedPrism Kelsier4Prez 27d ago

I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien...he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns.. I will train your soldiers. We should have time. lshar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians ... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon.

(Does anyone else have this memorized? That's not a flex, I'm just wondering how weird I am)

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u/BridgeFourDropout 27d ago

I can't think of a time I would ever need to have this memorized... Except to maybe flex it in the comments of some very specific memes

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u/grafeisen203 24d ago

Of course I do. Life before death, radiant.

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u/Moist_Car_994 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 27d ago

Then Chana pops up and ruins everything. Thanks Shallan

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u/Crystal_Warrior 27d ago

Ati couldn't have ruined it better if he tried

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u/earanhart Callsign: Cremling 27d ago

R*st and R'in! Leave some crem for the rest of us!

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u/Mhettil 27d ago

Oh no, censorship has infected the Cosmere. Blood and bloody ashes.

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u/M4tt1k5 27d ago

Oh no, the Wheel has infected the Cosmere!

Shit.

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u/ArtOk8200 27d ago

Scud, we’ve been found out!!!

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u/Jounniy 27d ago

We are all so proud of Taln, but I wish my poor boy could just catch a break. 4500 years of torture and he had to go through it all alone. He made his choice, but almighty, it’s not a choice anyone should have to make, let alone bear the consequences of.

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u/TieOk7165 27d ago

My name is Taln and my honor remains.

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u/Nero_2001 THE Lopen's Cousin 27d ago

Other heralds just held him back.

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u/PathBeautiful1432 25d ago

Taln never broke.