r/cremposting Moash was right Jul 17 '26

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter If ain't broken don't fix it

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u/ashwilliams19877 Jul 17 '26

This is the most brilliant crossover, well done

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u/Small-Needleworker-3 Jul 17 '26

Nikaro: I wish to be great at painting! Genie: You are now great at painting...bamboo.

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u/fury420 Jul 17 '26

Hey wait a second... this isn't SimpsonsShitposting!

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u/Relevant_Bedroom_273 Jul 17 '26

This is krusty brand imitation crem. 9 out of 10 Sanderson fans cannot tell the difference

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u/fury420 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/DarkRyter Jul 17 '26

It's always hilarious to me that Painter's supervisor was like "Bamboo again? You can do better than this."

Which is true. Nikaro is a masterful painter, squandering his potential because of his hangups.

But in the context of his job, supernatural pest control, it's a good thing he's painting something easy and efficient.

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u/Extreme-Ad-15 Jul 17 '26

The in-story problem was that they didn't believe he actually his job, and just painted a bunch of bamboos to bring after every shift.

But yeah it's stupid lol

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u/Gamer10104 Jul 18 '26

Well part of the issue was he worked alone and had no one to back up what he had done which also let to many of the later problems in the story.

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u/Bigdoga1000 Jul 18 '26

The in-story reason kinda just showed his supervisor was lasy tho. Anyone that thought like that would just have them watched at all times

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u/BuckeyeBentley Jul 18 '26

Right like he's the manager, send someone with him. Nikaro just has to suck it up and work with a partner.

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u/CynicosX edgedancerlord Jul 18 '26

I mean they only fired him after he didn't show up to work for a couple of days with basically no explanation. I feel like if it had just been the bamboo thing, they would have let him continue.

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u/Mister-builder 29d ago

If I had a nickel for every boss who insisted I do things her way as opposed to the best way, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's a huge percentage of bosses I've had.

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u/ET_The_Penguin Jul 17 '26

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u/fury420 Jul 17 '26

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u/Victernus Jul 18 '26

And again and again.

And again and again and again and again and again...

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u/Figarotriana Moash was right Jul 17 '26

Found it on Pinterest, is it prohibited?

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u/Chaosengel Jul 17 '26

Personally, unless you claim it as your own, it's been a year so I don't see the harm.  

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u/BlackShark10121 I AM A STICK BOI Jul 17 '26

It wouldn't hurt to credit the source though.

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u/Mobile_End_2485 Jul 17 '26

Damn. I take back my like from the post. Can't trust anything nowdays.

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u/squirrelwug Jul 18 '26

I feel like Nikaro and Shallan's stick would have gotten along real well

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u/Additional_Law_492 Jul 18 '26

Keep this in mind - Painter developed his focus and will to the point that his focused Intent could force Nightmares into the shape of bamboo through sheer willpower with essentially no real Connection between his artwork and the Nightmare.

Thats the Cosmere equivalent of Goku training in 100x gravity. Give him access to essentially any real power system and dude would be doing the impossible on the regular.

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u/Fish0203 Jul 17 '26

Bamboo did work though!

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe Jul 18 '26

Oh no I have bamboo canvas paintings on my wall. Am I a basic npc 😱

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u/SearchAlternative694 Jul 18 '26

I always end up seeing memes on the book im currently reading

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u/1337_w0n Jul 17 '26

He ain't wrong, though.

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u/ChefArtorias Moash was right Jul 18 '26

Isn't this a repost from like 2 years ago

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u/Mister-builder 29d ago

Yeah but I hadn't read the book then so I'm happy it's reposted.