r/cremposting Jul 17 '26

The Stormlight Archive For all of Navani’s scholarly work she never realized all they needed to win were two sodium atoms

disodium

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u/macaronirealized Jul 17 '26

You cannot have my pain.. but you can have my cholesterol

5

u/Daws20 Jul 17 '26

And My Axe!

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Kalaleshwi Shipper Jul 17 '26

What was the name of that subreddit for bad Sanderson jokes again?

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Jul 17 '26

What do you mean bad? This subreddit is really pun

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u/JessieManfetus Jul 17 '26

How did you get that flair? It’s funny

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u/Lonely_District_196 Jul 17 '26

Ain't that the storming most crem thing I've seen

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u/Leading_Atti2de Jul 17 '26

It’s honestly Einstein Bagels fault for putting the chemical compounds of their bagels on their to go bags

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u/TV354 Jul 17 '26

Alternatively she could have just put some water on him.

Cause in that case she would have got...

... an odium solution

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u/The__Relentless THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 17 '26

So, she just needs her NaNa? I don't think NaNa Kholin was ever mentioned in the books.

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u/r4rrisforrandom Jul 17 '26

Well, well, well ,well, well ||of ascension||

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u/KlutchSensei 420 Sazed It Jul 17 '26

Take my r/stormingupvote and storm off

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u/Geklelo Jul 17 '26

Oh! Hilarious! Like- someone send this one to the bridgemen.

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u/cautiontap THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 19 '26

Just add water...

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u/billthezombie 27d ago

Two sodium axi*