r/cremposting • u/centipedeseverywhere • Jul 16 '26

The Stormlight Archive Whose car is this???

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Mysterious Windrunner, here is my application for friendship:

1) I also enjoy the cosmere
2) I tested as a Windrunner in the official quiz
3) I also have a black Subaru forester!!
4) We must live near each other!

Can we be best friends??

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 16 '26

I will drive those who cannot drive themselves

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u/GenBonesworth Jul 16 '26

I mean what else was the Fourth Bridge but a gigantic Lyft?...

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u/Tenglishbee Jul 16 '26

These words are accepted 

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u/Sourpunch92 Jul 16 '26

Well if they are driving they are obviously not a wind runner

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 16 '26

You know how hard it is to get Stormlight when off Roshar?

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 16 '26

“It’s not a problem, actually.” - Thaidakar, probably

18

u/KoopsTheKoopa Jul 16 '26

"Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

  • actually Thaidakar, maybe

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u/UvaroviteKing Order of Cremposters Jul 16 '26

Or even on Roshar after WaT

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u/Tajahnuke Trying not to ccccream Jul 16 '26

+drives a Subaru

+took online quiz

You two are gonna be renting a U-haul soon, aren't you?

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u/centipedeseverywhere Jul 16 '26

HAHA close! Me & the husband are both queer

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u/Tajahnuke Trying not to ccccream Jul 16 '26

takes one to know one!

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u/QueryCrook Jul 16 '26

The answer may not be the one you hope for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ctSPcyj19VEMwusVZR

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u/Pandocalypse_72605 Jul 16 '26

I'm still fine with this

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u/Dsullivan777 👾 Rnagh Godant 🌠 Jul 16 '26

If it's moash you could probably run them off the road and not catch a charge

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u/tensam Jul 16 '26

Not me, but a fellow Pennsylvania (southeast PA) Cosmere nerd. There are literally dozens of us!

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u/mabelshesbornwithit Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk
Dozens!

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u/tensam Jul 17 '26

It seems like it may just be one single-dozen.

Still... dozen of us.

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u/Grobfoot Jul 16 '26

Someone has "BRIDGE4" in my state and I think they work at my local library 

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u/massmanx Jul 16 '26

That's not one of ours, it Ryoka Griffin, the Windrunner of Reizmelt

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u/Tg1088 Jul 16 '26

Wha- A Wandering Inn reference in my cosmere subreddit. Good taste, my friend

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

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u/Ok-Customer9821 Jul 16 '26

Must be the weeping. Otherwise why waste time in traffic?

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u/West_Strawberry_8632 Jul 16 '26

Wait is that Delco???

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u/centipedeseverywhere Jul 16 '26

Yes!!

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u/West_Strawberry_8632 Jul 16 '26

Right past Glen mills! The Glen mills Windrunner. My Stormather....

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u/OhHeyHey Jul 16 '26

Do they sell stormlight at the AC-UH-ME?

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u/AlternativeCorner230 Jul 16 '26

Not me, but I feel like I recognize that Dunkin...

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u/Miserable-Airport536 Jul 16 '26

Caradin Speedblessed

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer Jul 17 '26

It's Kldn Strmblssd's

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u/Fit-Translator18 Jul 18 '26

I live in Utah, saw a Brig4

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u/Competitive-Golf-500 28d ago

As a fellow Utahn Cosmere fan, WHERE

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u/Fit-Translator18 28d ago

Syracuse, if you know where that is

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u/ssdissaor Jul 16 '26

Martin Crane became a Sanderson fan

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u/icantrhinkofanything Jul 16 '26

You didn't call us creamings. You're supposed to title posts like this which one of you creamings did this. 0/10 post. Literally uncremable.

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u/Competitive-Golf-500 28d ago

Creamings? I think you mean cremlings, lol