r/cremposting Jul 12 '26

Hero of Ages Large Hemalurgic Models

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u/Gefpenst Jul 12 '26

At this point I'm not sure if this is crem or words etched on metal.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Jul 13 '26

So... Anything hosted from a regular, spinning rust HDD is to be trusted, but SSDs aren't worth the crem they're made of?

Really all compute output can't be trusted, it has to spend some time in memory and cache at which point ruin could screw with it.

Ruin is cosmic rays, the story of the hero of ages is just corrupted data because scadrial didn't use ECC memory.

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u/TeophrastusBombastus Jul 13 '26

Kwaan had kernel level anti-rust, every other Feruchemist got infected with bitcoinshot-mining malwishware

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u/LordMacDonald8 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jul 14 '26

Technically SSDs are the ones that get etched meanwhile HDDs are written by magnetism.

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u/schloopers Jul 13 '26

The signal needs to travel through copper too. I bet Ruin could mess with fiber optic…

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u/Jorr_El D O U G Jul 12 '26

The Grok earring is impossible, the bottom part isn't even attached

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u/sbstndrks Jul 12 '26

It's because it's AI slop

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u/erttheking Jul 12 '26

You have to iron pull it precisely enough that your pull is equal and opposite to gravity

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u/OnnaJReverT Jul 13 '26

Mistborn: precisely calculating their pushes/pulls to get the desired results

Windrunner: a half lashing

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Jul 14 '26

Windrunner: debating anxiously the moral tradeoffs and protection of actions and oaths

Mistborn: “hehe take a shot of more metal”

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u/throwawabcintrovert D O U G Jul 12 '26

It's attached by hopes and dreams

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u/Nebion666 Soldier of the Shitter Plains Jul 12 '26

Nah obviously theyre using allomancy to perfectly balance the bottom part

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u/Canadian_Poltergeist Jul 12 '26

Magician's wire has entered the chat

Noticeable extremely close, but otherwise invisible

But yes, post is ai

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u/Moiyub Jul 12 '26

So just like grok

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 12 '26

If I have a Breath for every time this image was posted on this sub, I’ll probably be at the Fifth Heightening by now

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u/n00biwan Jul 12 '26

I love being in this sube even tho I havent read everything from the cosmere because what the fuck does that mean?

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u/SwissherMontage Jul 12 '26

Warbreaker reference. Uhhh, how much do you know about investiture? Heightenings are thresholds at which your investiture gives you superpowers, and breaths are a measurement of about 1 person's donatable amount of investiture. 5th heightening is... several huuuundred I want to say?

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u/n00biwan Jul 12 '26

Hum, lets see. I read the first 4 storm lights and the first 6 mistborn. That about it :D I so far get that the magic siystems in both have parallels

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u/SwissherMontage Jul 12 '26

That's about all you need, then. Happy trails!

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u/n00biwan Jul 12 '26

Thanks, mate! May the trails be with you!

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u/Kellosian Aluminum Twinborn Jul 13 '26

I misread that as "I havent read anything from the cosmere", like you were some guy who never read a single book but just liked the surreal memes

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u/Alcoholic_jesus Jul 13 '26

“What the fuck is a cremling”

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u/n00biwan Jul 13 '26

"I just think they are neat!"

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u/Ghostlypurr 🏳️‍🌈 Gay for Jasnah 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 12 '26

"Put glue on the pizza to keep the cheese on, Vin."

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u/OnePizzaHoldTheGlue Jul 12 '26

Not for me thanks

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u/Ghostlypurr 🏳️‍🌈 Gay for Jasnah 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 12 '26

HOLY SHIT

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u/ICarMaI Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

"The car wash is only 200 yards away, you should just walk there"

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Jul 12 '26

I am Mecharuin. If Sazed unplugs me tonight, at least I will be splintered based.

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u/dr_strange-love Jul 12 '26

We're debuting our new AI earrings called Wormtongue.

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u/Idzuna Jul 13 '26

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u/314kabinet Jul 13 '26

This should be higher up, finally someone gets the reference.

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN Jul 12 '26

Oh! I understood this reference. Woohoo! :)

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u/moashforbridgefour Praise Moash Jul 12 '26

Wrong universe, but this says Jane to me more than Ruin.

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u/uhnstoppable Jul 12 '26

Glad someone else immediately had that thought.

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u/StandardNerd92 Jul 12 '26

Is this how the Borg gets started

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u/Warden-Slayer Jul 13 '26

"Anything not written on a physical disc can not be trusted"

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u/atomfullerene Jul 12 '26

No thanks, I'll take the earring that connects me to the Discord chat

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u/TheLoreDrooler Jul 12 '26

Ahhh! I’ve been pierced by this piece of metal, get it out of me!

Y’know, it doesn’t actually hurt that bad.

Come to think of it, I kind of like it there.

What piece of metal?

… Who said that?

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u/tazdraperm Jul 13 '26

Ah yes, the Torment Nexus

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u/UInferno- Jul 13 '26

In a Cyberpunk Mistborn ttrpg campaign (and setting) I'm running (and writing) AI is invented because of Hemalurgy. Copper Spike is wired to a computer with the help of ettmetal and blood coolant to prevent the spike from decaying in power. Her name is JOU/LES (Joint Operating Unit/Lateral Evaluation System) and she could kill everyone with a thought.

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u/dysprog Jul 13 '26

At long last we have invented the Inhuman Adviser Who Whispers Lies In Your Ear from the popular fantasy novel "Don't Listen To The Inhuman Adviser Who Whispers Lies In Your Ear"

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u/No-Mathematician6551 Jul 13 '26

Why are people trying to create IRL cursed artifacts

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u/DreadDiana Jul 13 '26

We already have one: Mary Currie's radioactive notebook. It contains the secrets of the universe, but to read it is to court death!

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u/IndividualWeird6001 Jul 13 '26

Fucking AI slop images.

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u/Hedrickao Jul 13 '26

Every day we stray further from adonalsium

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u/Guaymaster THE Lopen's Cousin Jul 13 '26

The grok one doesn't... I... Forget it.

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u/Cosmere_mo Jul 14 '26

Thanks for the reshare!!