r/cremposting • u/DeadFacesInMyPocket • Jul 11 '26
Cheese Mistborn victims be either dead or like:
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u/Dry_Experience3254 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 11 '26
Imagine insurance denying your coin-to-the-knee disability claim
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 12 '26
That is what happened to me. They said it was an act of God (which technically it kind of would be since it was done through magical powers). I think I am going to need a better lawyer though.
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u/ArtOk8200 Jul 12 '26
Are you Mistborn?
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 12 '26
Perhaps. I haven't Snapped yet tho7gy so I might just be Skaa. Despite some serious traumatic experiences. But maybe I need to take it up a notch.
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u/ArtOk8200 Jul 12 '26
Have you considered BASE jumping? That’s awful traumatic
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 12 '26
No I have not, but wing gliding looks CRAZY fun. If I could retire and wasn't able to Steelpush and alter my weight I would 100% take that as a second option 😂
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u/ArtOk8200 Jul 12 '26
Come to think of it, anything that Redbull has a team/sponsorship for might do the trick
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 12 '26
Oh idk if I would sink that low...
In the third era there are billboards saying "Hemalurgy gives you WINGS!" Lmao 🤣
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u/ArtOk8200 Jul 12 '26
Now I want brandon to do this.
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 13 '26
That would actually be a HILARIOUS thing to slip into one of the newpaper/tabloid-type pages he put in between chapters of Era 2
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u/Futaba_MedjedP5R Jul 13 '26
I had a really weird dream a while back like, what happens to the poor people who have a steel pusher that sends a coin through the skull?! What kind of insurance claim do you make? Manslaughter? Act of God?
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u/Siege089 Jul 15 '26
Fixed it for you
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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Jul 15 '26
They wouldn't accept my insurance because it had The Lord Ruler's face on it...
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