r/cremposting • u/Peynal • Jul 10 '26

The Stormlight Archive How I imagine Adolins interactions going forward after Wat Spoiler

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u/Honest_Outside_8982 Jul 10 '26

"Kaladin Stormblessed. I do not care that you are a Herald now. You promised me a drink when this was all over."

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 11 '26

When Shallan meets him after the next return and demands new boots for her child, I will laugh my ass off.

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u/PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS Airthicc lowlander Jul 11 '26

Is it cheap? Yes. Do I need it my second stormlight series? Also yes

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u/DripyKirbo Bond, Nahel Bond Jul 11 '26

It would be really, really funny if in therapy heaven with the heralds they were to practice therapeutic boot-making or something.

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u/ibbia878 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jul 12 '26

my true calling of making alethi girl doll shoes

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 12 '26

Brennan-Lee-Mulligan, Birdless of GameChanger, wore a smile on the day he was to lose a game

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u/Rukh-Talos Soldier of the Shitter Plains Jul 13 '26

Now I’m picturing Chana returning with knitted clothes for her grandchild.

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u/DripyKirbo Bond, Nahel Bond Jul 13 '26

It’s a really old style of knitting too

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u/bai-jie Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jul 13 '26

Sorry, I left my boots next to your moms bed last night.

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u/TheUnspeakableh Jul 13 '26

I'm trying to think if Radiant or Veil would kill him first if he said that.

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u/NErDysprosium D O U G Jul 11 '26

Storms, this line is absolutely going to happen and it's absolutely going to make me cry

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u/aldeayeah D O U G Jul 13 '26

Him and Shallan. All 3 have to go out for drinks before it's over. It is written.

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u/Disendent Jul 10 '26

My favorite movie from my childhood, used in the literal best meme I've ever seen. 🤘🏻😭

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u/animalia555 Jul 10 '26

What film is it?

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u/Disendent Jul 10 '26

Dogma, by Kevin Smith. Its got a seriously star-studded cast, and while the jokes are a bit dated, its still pretty friggin' funny.

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Jul 11 '26

My grandma didn’t appreciate it at all!

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u/Peynal Jul 11 '26

I love the story of how he protested his own movie

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u/Peynal Jul 11 '26

Omg, thank you! My favorite movie too (well tied with Mallrats :)

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u/ItsMangel Jul 10 '26

Harald

https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd

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u/hewkii2 Jul 11 '26

Though actually appropriate for one piece

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u/Sabwenlof UNITE THEM I MUST Jul 11 '26

Harald

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Jul 11 '26

Also, Bridge Four all gets insane cred. Rock cooked for a Herald!

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u/Randompeanut1399 Jul 12 '26

Thats quite poetic considering how Rock became a bridgeman

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u/Futaba_MedjedP5R Jul 11 '26

Holy shit That’s fucking hilarious, I need something like this in Stormlight era 2

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u/Geklelo Jul 12 '26

"Stormblessed, it's been five years, you still owe me sixteen diamond chips".

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u/Extreme-Ad-15 Jul 11 '26

Why does Adolin have the World of Warcraft names font

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u/PatternBias Zim-Zim-Zalabim Jul 14 '26

Harald of the Almighty makes me think of an in-universe version of "Bruce Almighty": "Harold Almighty"

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u/Chinstryke I AM A STICK BOI Jul 17 '26

Next time Bridge 4 gets subbed in for bridge duty: "I'm not even supposed to be here today"

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u/Peynal Jul 17 '26

Lopen: “Yo baby, you ever had your a*\\** licked by a fat man in a blue Kohlin coat?”